Can I pass a test?

[batgirl]

I am 5'6", 150 lbs, heavy user and have been clean for 10 days. (I don't smoke, I vape, but I doubt that matters.) I need to take a pre-employment urine test tomorrow.

I spent the first 7 days doing 60 min day aerobics and low fat diet. Spent the last 3 days being lazy and eating fatty foods and daily Metamucil.

I took two home tests, one on Monday, another today (Wednesday) and failed both times.

I'm going to use the dilution method, but I'm still paranoid because I failed. What are my odds of passing?

Also, I'm curious about aspirin. I know it can't hurt to try it, but does anyone know why it works?

[demoreal]

its a bad sign if you are failing the at home tests. drink tuns of tea. cranberry juice is good too. You can also buy stuff at GNC to pass urine tests. it works i have used it. it makes your pee kind of green, the lady that gave me the test asked if i used lots of vitamins, i said, "umm yeah!"
is there a gnc near you?

[batgirl]

I actually bought QCARB, but was thinking of returning it because of negative reviews here. I think all it does it add vitamin B and creatine to cover up the dilution.

[demoreal]

i can't remember what I bought. but its one of those things you drink the day of the test. so you do want one that works. keep drinking the tea and see if you can find a "day of the test flush" that works.
the guy at my GNC was the one that recommended the one i bought. he said people come in all the time for it.
I do remember one thing about it. it was 30$ and it had a double your money back thing on it. but it worked. kinda expensive.
was yours that much or less?

[batgirl]

Around $40 bucks, but they were running a 15% off coupon. I really don't have much more confidence in it than just diluting...

[Burnt Toast]

I actually bought QCARB, but was thinking of returning it because of negative reviews here. I think all it does it add vitamin B and creatine to cover up the dilution. The creatine in the drink will do no good when the drink is consumed on the day of the U/A because it takes 2 days for the body to metabolize creatine into creatinine. Any creatine-loading must be done at least 3 days before the U/A.
All detox products are a big scam to seperate the credulous from their cash. When they do work, they work by merely diluting. You can spend upwards of $200 and accomplish nothing different that what you can accomplish with just vitamin B2 and water.
The so-called "money back gaurantees" are not of any insurance that the snake oil works. When the product does fail, the customer is often told that directions werent followed, or that "marijuana is illegal and our products are not for use on lawfully-administered drug tests" and therefore the "guarantee" is void.
Stick with the Dilution method outlined in the stickys.