2 weeks.. can i do it?

[FeLpZ420]

Bought a quarter last fri and smoked it with my boys throughout the weekend, i'd say i smoked 3g or so of some schwag in total.

Friday I'm almost sure I'm getting a drug test for a job at best buy.. if i don't pass i will be furious.

From now until wed i will be exercising as much as possible, and eating as much fiber as possible.. starting wed i will stop exercising completely and shift to a fatty diet, consuming as much as i can.

on the day of the test, i will take 4 aspirin, 3-5 hours before the test consume 2 20oz of water and take a vitamin pill with each.

My questions are, do you think i will pass, is there anything i need to change in my regime, and what is the possibility of me coming back as diluted? meanwhile i will be trying my best to come up with synthetic urine.

thanks bunches :smokin:

[Burnt Toast]

on the day of the test, i will take 4 aspirin, 3-5 hours before the test consume 2 20oz of water and take a vitamin pill with each.

My questions are, do you think i will pass, is there anything i need to change in my regime
Skip the aspirin. It was effective against only one type of test: the first-generation EMIT screen. Since then, a second-gen EMIT was introduced to counter the interference issues caused by aspirin. As a result, the first-gen EMIT is seldom used anymore (if, at all).

and what is the possibility of me coming back as diluted? Theres always that possibility. When doing dilution techniques, you should have some validity test strips at hand so you can monitor your creatinine and SG levels (the two urine constituents tested in determining overdilution).
Do a Google search for drug adulteration test kits.

[McLuvin]

I have heard that drinking a lot of orange juice the night B4 works. Also most "head shops" sell some sort of cleaning agent that should work. Most of it depends on your metabolism and body fat. The more fat the more it stores THC.

Good luck, I hope this helps.

[FeLpZ420]

Skip the aspirin. It was effective against only one type of test: the first-generation EMIT screen. Since then, a second-gen EMIT was introduced to counter the interference issues caused by aspirin. As a result, the first-gen EMIT is seldom used anymore (if, at all).
Theres always that possibility. When doing dilution techniques, you should have some validity test strips at hand so you can monitor your creatinine and SG levels (the two urine constituents tested in determining overdilution).
Do a Google search for drug adulteration test kits.

no transport nor money so that would be pretty impossible for me to get.. you don't realistically think 30/40oz's 4 hours before the test would screw me do you? and what happens if that did occur?

[Burnt Toast]

I have heard that drinking a lot of orange juice the night B4 works. Also most "head shops" sell some sort of cleaning agent that should work.

"Cleaning agents" are an overpriced form of dilution and the O/P has expressed that s/he hasnt got the money to spend.


you don't realistically think 30/40oz's 4 hours before the test would screw me do you? Im not one for guesswork. If you really need this job, relying on guesswork is not a wise idea. Nobody knows what your "baseline" creatinine & SG levels were before drinking 30-40 oz water, so theres no telling. Only those validity test strips would give you that realistic assessment.


and what happens if that did occur? The lab will report the result to your employer. How the emloyer will handle the result deppends on the employer. Some employers may grant a retest, particularly if theyve somehow had taken a liking to you; while other employers may only be concerned that no drug metabolites were detected in your sample.
Still theres many others that will simply move on to the next candidate for hire.

[McLuvin]

You may also want to go buy some "GoldenSeal" root supplements from a vitamin store. It claims to flush your system in about a week.

[Burnt Toast]

You may also want to go buy some "GoldenSeal" root supplements from a vitamin store. It claims to flush your system in about a week. Apparently you werent understanding that the O/P doesnt have any money to spend. Besides, Goldenseal is a myth. It does nothing to rid the body of THC.
There is no product that can rid the body of THC. Only time and fat-burning exercise can rid the body of THC.

[Deige]

You may also want to go buy some "GoldenSeal" root supplements from a vitamin store. It claims to flush your system in about a week.

Golden Seal does nothing to rid the body of THC metabolites, its just a waste of money. Only time and exercise will help you get clean.

You beat me to it BT. :thumbsup:

[McLuvin]

Thanks for the info. I apologize for giving out bad advice. :(

[FeLpZ420]

"Cleaning agents" are an overpriced form of dilution and the O/P has expressed that s/he hasnt got the money to spend.

Im not one for guesswork. If you really need this job, relying on guesswork is not a wise idea. Nobody knows what your "baseline" creatinine & SG levels were before drinking 30-40 oz water, so theres no telling. Only those validity test strips would give you that realistic assessment.

The lab will report the result to your employer. How the emloyer will handle the result deppends on the employer. Some employers may grant a retest, particularly if theyve somehow had taken a liking to you; while other employers may only be concerned that no drug metabolites were detected in your sample.
Still theres many others that will simply move on to the next candidate for hire.
thanks for the help all. i understand that you can increase creatine levels by eating red meat a couple days before the test, but you can do nothing about gravity correct?

[Burnt Toast]

thanks for the help all. i understand that you can increase creatine levels by eating red meat a couple days before the test, but you can do nothing about gravity correct? For specific gravity, Gatorade can be used in place of water.

[FeLpZ420]

For specific gravity, Gatorade can be used in place of water.

ok mr. encyclopedia dictionary over here(:smokin:), when would be the best time to consume the liquids? 3 hours before good enough?

i also plan on a diet of fiber and burgers the 2 days before the test. any other foods you would recommend?

[DarthSticky]

I thought that the Aspirin was to assist with the SG, not to skew the test. I have a urinalysis tomorrow morning around 11am. I havent smoked in 3 weeks but I am 6', 300lbs. I ate a huge steak for lunch today, and I have Gatorade ready for in the morning as well as B2 vitamins.
I really hope this works.....

[Deige]

I thought that the Aspirin was to assist with the SG, not to skew the test. I have a urinalysis tomorrow morning around 11am. I havent smoked in 3 weeks but I am 6', 300lbs. I ate a huge steak for lunch today, and I have Gatorade ready for in the morning as well as B2 vitamins.
I really hope this works.....

The aspirin was used to foul a certain brand of test that is now outdated. It's no longer affective in today's tests.