sampared
03-06-2010, 01:39 AM
Newby here, to describe my first experience with Agent X synthetic urine. I just took a drug test yesterday, my first test in 20 years. As I look back on the events of the past 48 hours, it's amusing to me. I'm sure everybody here can relate.
After job searching for 2 months and several interviews, I arrived home yesterday at 450pm with a voice mail to call back the human resources dept. I called. I talked to a lady who made me the job offer, and said I need to take a drug test within 24 hours, otherwise the offer is void. I freaked.
I went to the local headshop and picked up Agent X. A friend suggested it. He used it once, his daughter also used it once; both were successful. Afterward, I went to JC Penney and bought some boxer briefs (black); I sewed in a black sock below the groin area, inside the briefs. The 3oz kit bottle fit snuggly inside the sock, with the heat pack attached.
Next I worked on the temperature. I measured 5oz of water out of the refrigerator dispenser. Heat the sample in the microwave: 35 seconds = 110 degrees. another 5oz, 25 seconds = 92 degrees. another 5oz, 30 seconds = 97 degrees, and so on. Bottom line, I got it dialed in, and packed in my briefs and headed to Lab Corp. (in the end the sample was the right temperature = no problem)
I had a contingency plan: I drank 2 bottles of this 4:20 stuff (16oz each), and also 32oz of pure water 1.5 hours before the test. Arrive at Lab Corp, and I already had to piss (it was the 3rd time, but I was supposed to hold that one for the test). I had to wait. And wait. I started to do the pee-pee dance. With no techs in sight (only 1 tech working), I headed for the bathroom to piss it away. No problem. I still had Agent X on my side.
As I play the waiting game, now I have one concern: this stuff sits in a sample bottle for a few days, maybe. And maybe over the weekend before being analyzed. Does this synthetic urine precipitate, or settle out of solution, after a few days?
thanks! :hippy:
Sampa
After job searching for 2 months and several interviews, I arrived home yesterday at 450pm with a voice mail to call back the human resources dept. I called. I talked to a lady who made me the job offer, and said I need to take a drug test within 24 hours, otherwise the offer is void. I freaked.
I went to the local headshop and picked up Agent X. A friend suggested it. He used it once, his daughter also used it once; both were successful. Afterward, I went to JC Penney and bought some boxer briefs (black); I sewed in a black sock below the groin area, inside the briefs. The 3oz kit bottle fit snuggly inside the sock, with the heat pack attached.
Next I worked on the temperature. I measured 5oz of water out of the refrigerator dispenser. Heat the sample in the microwave: 35 seconds = 110 degrees. another 5oz, 25 seconds = 92 degrees. another 5oz, 30 seconds = 97 degrees, and so on. Bottom line, I got it dialed in, and packed in my briefs and headed to Lab Corp. (in the end the sample was the right temperature = no problem)
I had a contingency plan: I drank 2 bottles of this 4:20 stuff (16oz each), and also 32oz of pure water 1.5 hours before the test. Arrive at Lab Corp, and I already had to piss (it was the 3rd time, but I was supposed to hold that one for the test). I had to wait. And wait. I started to do the pee-pee dance. With no techs in sight (only 1 tech working), I headed for the bathroom to piss it away. No problem. I still had Agent X on my side.
As I play the waiting game, now I have one concern: this stuff sits in a sample bottle for a few days, maybe. And maybe over the weekend before being analyzed. Does this synthetic urine precipitate, or settle out of solution, after a few days?
thanks! :hippy:
Sampa