What can i get for my girlfriend??!??!?!? please help...

[daZenfmeister]

Okay so this chick asked me out (shes a senior in highschool and i'm a junior) and so I said yes cause shes pretty hot! (hyper though but i guess it balances me out cause im always like mr. 2 mph brain speed) Yeah but i really want to get her a gift before the dance tonight because i havn't been hanging out with her recently (been busy as fuck i mean im working right now when i should be with her) so what kind of a gift should i get her the dance is a casual dance with the girls ask guys thing so um please help me out here im desperate and i've got like $100 to spend on her so what should i buy here!!?!?!?? I would like something not too personal but not too generic (like for example i dont want to get her a rose thats too impersonal but i dont want to get her like a vibrator or whatever lol)

anyways I know you all here have good ideas on this shit but im at a dead end ive had to go out and buy casual clothes for this dance and run around for hours doing other shit so im tired out and cant come up with anything original

heres the setting: shes over at her friends house now and when i get off im going to go meet her over there and then we are gonna walk to the dance (across the street) so i hope i can get some feedback soon!!!

[fatty lumps]

Go to the flower shop and buy her a nice flower brooch. Make sure you be a pimp and pin it on her reaaaaal nice and smooth like.

and spend the rest on a bottle so's you two and her friend can get a little bent beforehand.

But for real, I'd do no.1 and forget about showering her with fancy gifts.

[Darkneon420]

Get her a baloon that says wal-mart :) Its all I ever wanted LMAO

Or a get well teddy bear and watch her expression. ROFL

:( Sorry if this disapoints any of you

[ermitonto]

Get her a...uhhh...massager.

[Dick Justice]

Get her weed?

[ScarlettCrush]

wrist corsage is the best

[BlastedTOtheSKY]

pop a viagra and fuck for hours!!!!!!

[llamaman666]

weed......best gift anyone can get :p :D
if she dont smoke.....ketamine? Thatl get in her in the loving mood

[GTC21]

How about a strap-on so she can give YOU some?
Ever had your poo pushed in?

LOL! I'm just kidding, please don't be offended it was only a joke.

[miccheck]

omg thats hilarious

[BUZz UK]

Get her a baloon that says wal-mart :) Its all I ever wanted LMAO

Or a get well teddy bear and watch her expression. ROFL

:( Sorry if this disapoints any of you
lol, you have quite a twisted sense of humor!

[4252]

This must be all over by now, what happened?

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[robert42]

She pushed his shit in thats what happened

[4252]

Women; you dress them up. take them out, and they push your shit in. You can hate it, or ignore it, but you can't love it.

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[Looker]

I am an undercover dildo detective and you are all under arrest!!!!!

[Looker]

How about a strap-on so she can give YOU some?
Ever had your poo pushed in?

LOL! I'm just kidding, please don't be offended it was only a joke.


HEY DO THEY HAVE THAT IN OTHER SIZES AND COLORS??

[daZenfmeister]

Well, I just took her to the dance empty handed but no one else brought their dates anything either so I didn't feel THAT bad, anyways now I need a kick ass present for prom! SHIT, I was thinking maybe a badass torch lighter with a pot leaf on it.

Also heres a summary of the dance:

arrived 7:55 PM
got in 8:00
started dancing 8:10
shit head admin comes and tells us to stop dancing inappropriatly then proceeds to look directly at a group of student council members doing the exact same and even worse things than us but doesn't say shit to them. 8:13

Then I just sat down and held my G/f for the rest of the dance and we talked and stuff. I wish I wasn't such a chicken, cause I wanted to make out with her SOOOO bad but I just can't be spontaneous for some reason. Everyone else was making out and we were just sitting there. I hope she still likes me :( :( :(

[GTC21]

HEY DO THEY HAVE THAT IN OTHER SIZES AND COLORS??


Yeah, they have all sizes and colours, they do 'scented' ones too for added realism.

LOL! Look at the one that's attached to the dummy's chin, I laughed my ass off at that, look on the box too, it's called 'latex dong' hehehe!

[A Foo Says]

I'm sure she still likes you bro, but you should have just went for it.

[ermitonto]

Just make sure that once you do make out with her you don't have a chin dildo on. That might get in the way.

[AbandonNegativity]

Just make sure that once you do make out with her you don't have a chin dildo on. That might get in the way.


BUAHAHAHAHAHA! I made that lousy mistake once.

[SLiC112]

why you aint make out wit her???... pussy...

[daZenfmeister]

why you aint lern ingesh? WTF!!!1


Well anyways I'm fucking happy because last night I piker her up to go to a movie and right before we got to the theater she said "You know, I really don't want to go to this movie." and so I said okay so what do you want to do? All she said was that she didn't want to go home! So I was like hell yeah. But then after driving around for 2 hours we went up to this hill that overlooks the whole city and so I was getting kinda nervous but we ate and then after about 30 min of talking I finally went for it and we made out twice before the cops showed up............they had pulled someone over right next to us and they fucking put their spotlight directly on us. So we had to leave. Oh well at least now I'm a man lol.....

[ParadiseLife]

good job keep us updated you life amuzes me
lol u have never had sex have u ....

[daZenfmeister]

nada i was like a super computer nerd before i started smoking and now after only like a year i have completly abandoned my old life, its funny to watch someone play a gome that you havnt played in over a year and you just think how childish it is. well anyways im glad my life is amusing to someone that just gives me soo much self esteem. yeah well im sorry im pretty drunk right now. my girl LOOOOVES to drink so yeah anyways no i havnt had sex but this girl is like well travelled compared to me. shes had like 50 b/f's and had sex like 4 times. i hope the first time i fuck her i dont get an std or something. but also im planning on taking my GED at the end of this year so that we can graduate togther and go to college together..........i get the feeling she wants a steady guy now and not some weird fling cause otherwise she wouldnt have asked ME out i mean im usually mister dull and nerdy but i think im gonna change now i think i already am actually. I love my girlfriend and oh my god i need to not come to this forum when im drunk cause im rambling again..