PLZ Help IDK what to do test tomorrow

[the420man]

Hello, I've been looking at the forums and online for answers and have found a lot. Here's the thing, I smoked this morning around 8 when i woke up, just one hit. Daily smoker, I got a phone call around 10 this morning to come in for a job interview tomorrow, it's a great job and I need it. I have a wife and 2 kids. I been drinking as much water as I can and I'm urinating about every 30 minutes or so, drinking 1 pint at a time then refilling. I plan on calling a friend of mine when he gets off of work and buying some pee from him, BUT I want to dilute and flush out just in case something goes wrong and I have to pee it myself. I'm about 6' 3 and about 140 pounds or so. I guess I have a fast metabolism. Any and all responses are greatly appreciated, Do I have a chance on diluting??:smokin:

[killerweed420]

A daily smoker has very little chance of passing. Either get some clean urine or some synthetic urine and sub.

[the420man]

thanks for the advice, I live in an area where it would take days to get ahold of synthetic urine. I dont' know if they'll watch me or not, and the place is over 30 minutes away from my home so.. My cousin was telling me to tie or tape a condom on the side of my leg full of the urine then when I get in there just poke a small hole in the tip of the condom with a small needle or something. I was also going to try and go get some cheap hand warmers if I can find any. How long can I store urine untill it goes bad and how should i store it, thanks.

[the420man]

also, you're saying there's pretty slim chance of me diluting, so should I still even try to dilute at all just to be safe.

[Deige]

The condom trick might be a bad idea. A small travel shampoo bottle will work alot better and you won't have to worry about it bursting. You will definitely need the hand warmer and a thermometer to check your temperature before you put it in the cup. The donor urine will stay good for up to 8 hours before it starts to break down and go bad. I'm with Killerweed, I wouldn't worry about diluting if your taking in a clean sample and you won't be watched if its for pre-employment. Read the Substitution sticky at the top of forum for all the info on subbing.