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Toking with Jesus
04-07-2005, 10:55 PM
This friday night, im planning to get naked from head to tode, and take a long 15 mile stroll on the beach (Hopefully I dont come across anybody) but keep in mind that the time is gonna be midnight. Any of you guys ever smoke a J on the beach, and if yes, what was it like? Im just fucking tired of blazing in my room and would like to jack up the rush factor by stripping naked.
I want to connect my body to the earth, feel the warm spring breeze against my cock, and maybe bring a girl or 2 with me.
I will let you guys know of my experience regardging smoking naked on a beach.
Good day

az666
04-07-2005, 10:58 PM
LMFAO dude that sounds sweet to me.....i smoked loadsa spliffs on the beach b4 but neva naked.....actually i dont think ive ever smoked naked! oh well im sure it will happen...

BUZz UK
04-07-2005, 10:59 PM
i've smoked J's on the beach, and sone slavia on the beach, rather crazy, i have to say. will it be warm? you'll fucking freeze at night on the beach....
edit:never smoked naked outside, smoked naked twice in my room tho....

Climbing High
04-08-2005, 12:38 AM
i smoke naked in my shower on a pretty regular basis

Etrain
04-08-2005, 12:41 AM
i smoke naked in my shower on a pretty regular basis

Haha, nice man...nice.

BUZz UK
04-08-2005, 12:42 AM
lol, water on or off?

ermitonto
04-08-2005, 01:19 AM
If you do happen to come across somebody, just start shouting incoherently and flailing your arms. If I were on a beach in the middle of the night and a naked man started yelling gibberish at me while flailing his arms I would run far far away from that person.

Not Enough Herb
04-08-2005, 02:25 AM
lol im gonna try naked smoking, ive blazed while i was taking a shower but it doesnt really count cuz u gotta ba naked for a shower unless u wanna get wet :(

ya man blaze on the beach, lie in the sand with a girl and fuck her till the tide comes up......i guess........

later

jacquelyne
04-08-2005, 03:39 AM
I would love to do that the naked part.Ive smoked on the beach alot my mum lives across the street from a beach and theres a cool park there.Yep just act crazy if your seen they will soon be gone.Actually someone from ebay wants to come here and buy some more things off me he said he will be in the area soon.His email had a funny sorta name like it was a business so i checked it out.He runs a nudist camp thing lol.Nutters just pitch tens and just be naked for like 7 days.Hmmmm i dunno about that any kinda weirdo could flop there dick in your face fucking yuck.Would be all good with cool people who just wanted to have fun but im sure some of those nudists would be perverted.

JSTA
04-08-2005, 03:52 AM
Next Saturday I'm goin to an after-prom party at the beach. Some of us are gonna go chill on the beach and in the water while smokin a couple j's. It's gonna be badasssssss

JFisher
04-08-2005, 05:57 AM
Hahahha, I studied for my AP Environmental Science final while smoking a joint on the beach. I ended up leaving rather earlier than I expected so that I could go to the deli nearby and pick up some munchies. I then went to the library to study some more, but then I just ended up staring at people going around the library. I got an A on the test, and the teachers rule was that you couldn't get lower than what you got on the final, and an A on the final meant an A+ in the class. I think I was one of three people to pull an A, and the other two were huge study freaks. Hahahahahha. Weed and studying have become as symbiotic as peanut butter and jelly for me since then.

Looker
04-08-2005, 03:20 PM
Just be careful a crab dont bite yer nutsack..... :eek:

Kid Dynamite
04-08-2005, 03:22 PM
/\/\/\ always with the constructive comments Looker.

robert42
04-08-2005, 03:56 PM
Sounds like a good idea :D

When i went ibiza i bought sum hash from a hash market laying on the beach watchin the sunset and all da sexy women whilst tokin on a fat spliff - LIFE!!!!

BUZz UK
04-08-2005, 04:47 PM
/\/\/\ always with the constructive comments Looker.
construcive and hilarious!

Toking with Jesus
04-09-2005, 01:35 AM
Stay away from those nudist camps! I went to an unofficial one in Gunnison Beach, Sandy hook New Jersey. I did have fun, playing volleyball naked with other kids my age, HOWEVER, I did notice a few fat old men in the distance taking snapshots of us. Later I found out those photos would be used on an internet Naturist site. Fucking gay bastards.
Anyways im out to blaze up at the beach naked. Weather looks good for tonight, all clear no rain, 43f tho, brrrrr.
I wont feel nothing since ill be blazed beyond heaven :)
Wish me luck, Ill address you the report when I get back...IF I GET BACK!