I have testing with labcorp with job of my dreams, help?

[WakeUpBlazeUp]

Hello, even though i'm a new member to this board, I have been a guest visiting at least twice a week for the past 2 years. So yes I have read some of the stickies, including the sub and dilute.

So yeah, I got a job as a valet parker in hollywood, sick job that I've ALWAYS wanted, great pay too! So yeh, even though I am a licensed medical marijuana user, valet jobs wont accept "us", so I have a drug test either on saturday or sunday with labcorp, that gives me 3 days.

So basically my question is am I fucked? Should I try substitution at a lab where i think personnel will be monitoring me?hould i get that whizinator thing? or should i go with the good ol dillution?

[RAINHAZE]

I'm no expert, but from what I've been reading lately I decided to put my money on QuickFix 5.7.
I got mine in the mail yesterday and being that it can be re-heated several times, and easily concealed, I feel more confident with it than dilution. Plus The passing rate looks to be 100%.

I've never been monitored at Labcor b4 so I;m not sure if they do.

[WakeUpBlazeUp]

I see wat ur saying, but I don't feel too comfortable with having such a large bottle in my pockets walking into labcorp, im betting that some guy would be watching me from the back, or something like that. I could of course get the whizinator with the urine, but its mad expensive!

[RAINHAZE]

I understand your paranoia, but the bottle is actually kinda small. Its about the size of a pack of butts. I usually wear two pairs of socks and I plan to hide them between the layers near the top so that the corners of the heater arent uncomfortable to my leg.

[killerweed420]

Hiding it in your crotch works a lot better because it will keep it at temp for a couple hours. Don't put it in your pocket because they usually have you empty your pockets.

[WakeUpBlazeUp]

Some things I also forgot to mention is that I have been smoking everyday a couple joints for about a month, i weigh 165, im 5'9, (half fat half muscle i would say cos i workout)

so yeh im juss gna go wit the dilution method, for the next 4 days, ill burn up maddd calories, take niacin, drink maddd liquids n shit.

[webdox]

Some things I also forgot to mention is that I have been smoking everyday a couple joints for about a month, i weigh 165, im 5'9, (half fat half muscle i would say cos i workout)

so yeh im juss gna go wit the dilution method, for the next 4 days, ill burn up maddd calories, take niacin, drink maddd liquids n shit.

WTF? I thought you said you've been visiting these boards for years and have read the sticky threads?

[webdox]

Sorry had to step away was going to add an edit to my post but we only have 10 minutes in which to do so:

You don't want to exercise 3-4 days before you test and burn up calories. You want to go into sloth mode and eat up fatty foods. Niacin won't do a thing and drinking up tons of liquids won't flush THC from your system. Read the dilution sticky. You only liquids that matter are those consumed in the couple of hours before your real test. You are diluting, not flushing. You need to be loading up on creatine which will more than likely be checked to see if you are diluting. It's all in the above mentioned thread.

[FakeBoobsRule]

WTF? I thought you said you've been visiting these boards for years and have read the sticky threads?

My thoughts exactly because otherwise he would understand about substitution and wouldn't have written this:

so yeh im juss gna go wit the dilution method, for the next 4 days, ill burn up maddd calories, take niacin, drink maddd liquids n shit.
There's something to be said to doing things right and doing them wrong. I use valet parking a lot, not in California so I'm lucky in the fact that my car is safe from you because I would hate for someone like you to park my car. Drinking maddd liquids, niacin, guys staring at your back, clearly you don't understand drug testing or how to beat them.

I know there's a certain amount of vinegar in this post but you might be parking expensive cars and this thread doesn't bode well. It is your dream job so if you get it I wish you good luck and do a good job. :jointsmile:

[WakeUpBlazeUp]

My thoughts exactly because otherwise he would understand about substitution and wouldn't have written this:

There's something to be said to doing things right and doing them wrong. I use valet parking a lot, not in California so I'm lucky in the fact that my car is safe from you because I would hate for someone like you to park my car. Drinking maddd liquids, niacin, guys staring at your back, clearly you don't understand drug testing or how to beat them.

I know there's a certain amount of vinegar in this post but you might be parking expensive cars and this thread doesn't bode well. It is your dream job so if you get it I wish you good luck and do a good job. :jointsmile:

I don't understand... I'm going with the dilution method, I never said anything about substitution method. Its gd to drink lots of water in my case everyday cos im always walking n stuff. I never thought water flushes THC out of your system, thats stupid.

I mean, I know niacin isn't proven to do anything, but people have sworn by it before, so what could it hurt to take it? Besides, it says on the bottle something about keeping a healthy lipid profile, and bringing up energy metabolism and circulatory health. I know it might not have to do much with it, but its all the little things you do that add up to the result. I also had a spare kit of a 7-day total body cleanse, so im doing that too, I am NOT saying this WILL clean up my urine or my blood or cleanse my blood from THC. But like I said, what harm can it do to take it?

In the above post when I said "madd liquids n niacin n shit", I made a huge summarization of the dilution method leaving out a lot of the details lol, but yeh I read it.

I'm juss saying im going to do the dilution method, but im going to drink a lot of water everyday leading up to the test as well, take niacin, do the 7-day body cleanse, maybe even juice fast until 2 days b4 the test.

Also, I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER go to my job high... EVER!

Even though people say you can drive even better when high, fuck that shit! I mean seriously im not a stupid risk taker or something.