djaio
04-07-2005, 03:00 AM
here it is:
i was walking around the square of my town at about 3 AM. I live in a town of about 10,000, so its pretty quiet that late at night. but i go into this tall white building, about ten stories tall, which doesnt actually exist in my town. inside the building is nothing but a fire-escape-style stairway leading all the way up. not even any separate floors, just a staircase. i go up, and there's this HUUUGE badass black guy at the top. i mean, gigantinormous. if youve ever played FF7, he looked like barrett except twice his size.
anyway, this measly white cop is trying to arrest him for marijuana possession. the black guy ties him up and straps a time bomb to him. i realize i gotta get the fuck out of there, so i start racing down the stairs. the black guy does the same behind me, but he's faster. i figure he'll run me over if he catches up, so i start jumping from floor to floor. the black guy does the same. he says "im sorry i have to liberate the world like this, but there's no other way" or something like that(he's referring to killing the cop). the black guy jumps over me, almost crushes me, and makes it to the bottom. i don't. the bomb explodes, and blood splatters on the bottom floor. my blood. i died.
oh well.
i was walking around the square of my town at about 3 AM. I live in a town of about 10,000, so its pretty quiet that late at night. but i go into this tall white building, about ten stories tall, which doesnt actually exist in my town. inside the building is nothing but a fire-escape-style stairway leading all the way up. not even any separate floors, just a staircase. i go up, and there's this HUUUGE badass black guy at the top. i mean, gigantinormous. if youve ever played FF7, he looked like barrett except twice his size.
anyway, this measly white cop is trying to arrest him for marijuana possession. the black guy ties him up and straps a time bomb to him. i realize i gotta get the fuck out of there, so i start racing down the stairs. the black guy does the same behind me, but he's faster. i figure he'll run me over if he catches up, so i start jumping from floor to floor. the black guy does the same. he says "im sorry i have to liberate the world like this, but there's no other way" or something like that(he's referring to killing the cop). the black guy jumps over me, almost crushes me, and makes it to the bottom. i don't. the bomb explodes, and blood splatters on the bottom floor. my blood. i died.
oh well.