Certo and pain meds

[daytimer69]

I was wondering ... I take pain meds and I have a script for them and I smoke occasionally. If I do the certo trick will it also block the pain meds or just the THC? If I have to take a drug test for my doctor he has to see that I am taking the pain medication but I do not want him to find the THC in my system. I only smoke maybe 4 hits a month.

[webdox]

I was wondering ... I take pain meds and I have a script for them and I smoke occasionally. If I do the certo trick will it also block the pain meds or just the THC? If I have to take a drug test for my doctor he has to see that I am taking the pain medication but I do not want him to find the THC in my system. I only smoke maybe 4 hits a month.

There is no Certo trick. Use the sites's search feature for many posts dispelling that particular myth.

[daytimer69]

I would have to challenge on that one. I have used Certo for many, many years even when I smoked every day and always passed with it

[webdox]

I would have to challenge on that one. I have used Certo for many, many years even when I smoked every day and always passed with it

You can challenge it all you wish, however there is NOTHING in Certo that helps you pass a drug test. Certo does not coat anything, mask anything, hide anything. You pass because you drink a lot of fluid along with it. It's called dilution.

here is how most "directions" go:


Take (1) Certo pouch and empy it into the gatorade
Shake the hell out of the mix.
Down the gatorade... all the way down the hatch
Fill the gatorade bottle back up with water and drink that at least twice.
The above steps should be done about 2 hours before your drop. It can work in an 1 1/2 hours. But 2 is the way to go.
Make sure you piss at least twice before you drop and after you drink the Certo.


If you want to test your theory that it's the Certo making you pass, next time you have a urine test down a pouch or two of Certo and forgo the water entirely. You are more than 60% water, if it's the Certo you will surely pass without the aid of drinking any supplimental fluids in the hours leading up to the test.

[webdox]

I ran out of time and could not edit the post above any more.

I wanted to add that with the instructions above you are drinking anywhere from 72 to 96 oz of fluid depending on what size bottle you use. You could just as easily pass using a pouch of Pop Rocks instead of Certo. You wouldn't credit the candy. You'd still dilute enough to pass as long as your creatinine and/or specific gravity aren't checked.

[daytimer69]

makes sense. I am on pain meds from prescription and they show up....the mj does not. Do you know why?

[Burnt Toast]

We can only discuss cannabis here. Other drugs are off-topic.
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[daytimer69]

sorry, did not want to cause an issue. I can post this too. I took 2 hits off a bong twice in the last 30 days. I have not smoked in two weeks and I MAY have to pee for my pain management Dr next week. Do you think I have anything to worry about

[sarah louise]

If you dilute, you dilute the lot. It will depend on the cutoffs on the test whether you show positive for the metabolites that are 'supposed' to be there.