Something funny to yell when your high.

[hazeman88]

Get some bomb ass weed and smoke that shit. When your good and high yell the phrase "horse shit" trust me you will laugh your ass off.

[Looker]

Yeah that is funny......

[smokinindausa]

Yell the word "elderberiies"

[SLiC112]

smoke so good chronic and start drivin around... when you see a chick roll down the window and yell out "shake them titties, shake them titties"...

[ScarlettCrush]

ass-hat is my personal favorite

[Looker]

MOMNTPISS!!!!

MOMNTPISS!!!!!

[EverydayJunglist]

smoke so good chronic and start drivin around... when you see a chick roll down the window and yell out "shake them titties, shake them titties"...

haha, how many times have you got laid using that?

[looseends]

ABOOBIKA!!!!!!! just a word i made up in college whenever i got toked...

[BUZz UK]

cockles

[Darkneon420]

PENIS! Everyday I yell the word 'penis' really load in my school hallway and look around as if I was looking for the person who'd dun it. Haha gotta see some pplz faces ROFLMAO

[BUZz UK]

i bet you're a barrel of laughs

[Bloke]

I yell the word 'penis' really load
Freudian slip?

[Darkneon420]

Freudian slip?

hey mang, we all make mistakes. what you think your perfect? Chilllllllllllll.

[Bloke]

hey mang, we all make mistakes. what you think your perfect? Chilllllllllllll.
lol I didn't mean any offense... it was just a humorous place to accidentally write "load", and thought it worthwhile to point out for everyone's enjoyment. :D

Anyway, here's a challenge for everyone: when you are sufficiently high, attempt to recite, at top volume, Moe the Bartender's immortal line from the Simpsons, episode #8F02, "Treehouse of Horror II":
"Hey Everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my but smells... and I like to kiss my own butt".
If you can make it through the whole line without falling over laughing, you win the world championship belt of stoicism.

[EverydayJunglist]

Sheesh,moe will never learn.stupid fuck.I mean come on,no one has that long of a name.unless your hindu or something.

[Mexicanhomeboy]

yell aaaaayyyyyyyy niiiggggaaaaa to a bunch of little kids wen wen u drive by and throw yur emppty cans at them, funny to do in rich neighborhoods, just make sure they dont got paintball guns.....

[cortezbuddha]

I like to yell "Chupacabra". Goat-Sucker...

[ganja is my game]

i love to laugh like nelson off of the simpsons hahah its sooo funny, i had a friend once that would wait till we were all fully baked and go up to each of us and whisper " hey man that shit was laced with crytal meth". it was funny.

[Reefer Rogue]

When you're ncie and toasted, yell "Who the fuck is Akboo?!" Trust me, it may not make sence now, but it will.

[az666]

flange....or boob.....or ampitheatre

[BUZz UK]

get the attention of all of your mates, then say, really seriously:
"guy's, I have something to tell you..........I've never had an erection."
one of my mates did it, and it was was one of the funniest things ever, but i was VERY stoned tho, lol

[robert42]

Condom Chewer

[Looker]

PENIS! Everyday I yell the word 'penis' really load in my school hallway and look around as if I was looking for the person who'd dun it. Haha gotta see some pplz faces ROFLMAO


HAHAHAHAHA I CAN JUST SEE THIS EAST INDIAN CHICK YELLING PENIS DOWN THE HALLWAY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[BUZz UK]

lmao

[Rarrr]

One of my friends got really wasted and was yellin "Murray" at this car that was also on the road and he tried to swerve us off the road. What makes it funny is that it was a government car he was in.

[hazeman88]

What a great topic.

[Encatuse]

Judicial, - because you always sound drunk when saying it.

[BUZz UK]

testicles. so simple, but the three syllables just makes it hilarious

[Darkneon420]

:D *introduces myself* Bet I could turn her.

[CrAzZy AzN420]

man my first time geting baked meh irish freind jus started taken his adhd pills so he was fucked but he kept yellin DA fuck Dafuck lol and then he was yelling doooor door lol i feel sorry for the bastard he is a violent mofo too kept tyring to set me on fire

[jacquelyne]

Do you people really yell shit when your high and think it is funny ?
some words that are rude might be funny if yelled out loud in public but some ot these are just ridiculous im laughing alright but not at the words just at the people that yell them out and actually think there funny.Do u all get the giggles when stoned ? I used to when i first started smoking.People are probly laughing because they feel a bit embarresed for u and cant believe that your yelling normal words and pissing yourself laughing.I dont know i can think of much funnier ways to get a laugh.

[CrAzZy AzN420]

wahts not funni about da fuck?

[BUZz UK]

Do you people really yell shit when your high and think it is funny ?
some words that are rude might be funny if yelled out loud in public but some ot these are just ridiculous im laughing alright but not at the words just at the people that yell them out and actually think there funny.Do u all get the giggles when stoned ? I used to when i first started smoking.People are probly laughing because they feel a bit embarresed for u and cant believe that your yelling normal words and pissing yourself laughing.I dont know i can think of much funnier ways to get a laugh.
alright, chill out, i personally don't shout shit out in public, but whatever floats ya boat, you know.....sorry, but that just sounded like a bit of a stuck-up thing to post, i doesn't hurt anyone if they wanna shout things, people will jus think they have tourettes.....

[Nish850]

me and my brother inlaw used to take the same car on the way to work for 5 weeks (40 minute drive, get very bored) and everyday there would be kids waiting at this bus stop and he'd yell at the top of his voice out of the MR2 "Ello!!", after a few days it got funny, they'd wave and the cooler kids all looked like theyd stand there all casual like and say "Yeah, i know him", may not be funny now but the joint on the way to work is a good one.

[Reefer Rogue]

This one time when me and my friends were on shrooms, one of my friends had a paul simon cd and we just kept shouting "Where the fuck is garfunkle?!" Lol, it was hilarious at the time.

[jacquelyne]

stuck up ?
bloody hell if u think im stuck up then theres a real problem
i dont care that people do that good luck to them

[bigdaddy420]

When you're ncie and toasted, yell "Who the fuck is Akboo?!" Trust me, it may not make sence now, but it will. I'd like to try that but I don't think I could keep a straight face.

[Dick Justice]

Man... what ISN'T funny to yell when you're high?

Answer me that and I'll show you a

PENIS

[somebody someone]

just stare sumwhere stop dead and say "shit." like ur rly paniking inside, its funy for u but it scares the shit outta my mates if were a bit paranoid

[Looker]

UULLEEEUULEEELUULEELLULLEEEL..............

[Kramerica]

Whoooooooooooooooooooooo a whooooooo ewwwwwwww whoooooooooooooo
Rock God!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Happened to me one of the first nights I got high)

[Darkneon420]

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GTC21]

If you've ever played Grand Theft Auto, just listen to the stuff that the people say on the streets. It makes me laugh my head off even when I'm not stoned.
The term "carpet muncher" always tickles me.

[bigdaddy420]

If you've ever played Grand Theft Auto, just listen to the stuff that the people say on the streets. It makes me laugh my head off even when I'm not stoned.
The term "carpet muncher" always tickles me.
GTA: San Andreas has some of the best, I think. One of my favorite lines is "Man, she looks like she's working" or "She's to nice to be a ho".