Hair test imminent URGENT advice needed

[Sherpa]

Does one or two puffs show up on a hair test??? I'm freaking out!!
I don't smoke frequently. If I do, it's about ONE good and deep puff every 30 to 45 days. I would smoke more but I've been working for a wickedly harsh boss and searchingfor a new job. Well 21 days ago I took two deep puffs and then a few days later I got fired by the asshole. What a relief yet bummer as my wife and baby depend on me. So I just found a new job but they are going to hair test me tomorrow.
I read a few posts her and really appreciate the advice. Please if anyone knows, will a little bit show up and can I rinse the shit out ??

This is what I've done so far:
"Toxin Wash" with distilled water and prewash with baking soda four times in last two days

just started first treatment of "Test'in Detoxifying Shampoo". With hair enhancer pretreatment and shampoo.

[Deige]

Does one or two puffs show up on a hair test??? I'm freaking out!!
I don't smoke frequently. If I do, it's about ONE good and deep puff every 30 to 45 days. I would smoke more but I've been working for a wickedly harsh boss and searchingfor a new job. Well 21 days ago I took two deep puffs and then a few days later I got fired by the asshole. What a relief yet bummer as my wife and baby depend on me. So I just found a new job but they are going to hair test me tomorrow.
I read a few posts her and really appreciate the advice. Please if anyone knows, will a little bit show up and can I rinse the shit out ??

This is what I've done so far:
"Toxin Wash" with distilled water and prewash with baking soda four times in last two days

just started first treatment of "Test'in Detoxifying Shampoo". With hair enhancer pretreatment and shampoo.

Rule of thumb is 3 sessions in 90 days if the hair is 1 1\2 inches in length. Whats your hair length right now?

[Sherpa]

It's 1" now on the top of my head.

[Sherpa]

Also the clinic was closed this weekend so I guess I have until Monday before the test.

[Deige]

You should be under the cutoff levels if you only smoked a few puffs in the last 90 days. I would buy some zydot or toxin wash hair treatment and use it before the test just for good measure. I don't think cutting or bleaching and redyeing will be necessary for you.

[Sherpa]

Cool. Thx for the advice. Most posts here don't indicate the test result. Great to read but then nothing. Do those tests really work?

[Deige]

Cool. Thx for the advice. Most posts here don't indicate the test result. Great to read but then nothing. Do those tests really work?

Guess I don't understand what you mean... What tests are you talking about?

[Sherpa]

Sorry. Hair tests. Is it true that those cleansers don't work?

[Deige]

Sorry. Hair tests. Is it true that those cleansers don't work?

No they work well and contain strong stripping agents to help clean the hair of thc. We just don't recommend detox drinks for urine testing because it does the same as dilution at a much higher cost. Here is Jerry G's hair cleaning process that has a 85-90% success rate. Now you don't have to follow it to a T with bleach and redying, but the wash method with the baking soda wash and Zydot or Toxin Wash treatment will help you right before the test.

Jerry G's hair test strategy:

This method is not fool proof, but does have a very high(90%+) success rate.

THC metabolites are stored in the cortex of the hair strand. The cortex is protected by a layer of scales called the cuticle. To strip the metabolites from the cortex, the cuticle needs to be opened and penetrated.

Basics open the cuticle due to their PH levels above 7. Baking soda, bleach, and ammonia are all are strong basics that help to open the cuticle.

Shampoos like Toxin Wash and Zydot contain strong stripping agents, that combined with bleaching and redying yield a very high success rate in passing hair tests.

I think going to a pro is best for bleaching and redying, but it can be done at home.

The basic plan is to bleach and redye twice. Use a 40 volume peroxide bleach. Ignore the hair pros and sign a waiver if needed. I think washing out the bleach and the dye with a very strong shampoo like Toxin Wash works best. The second bleach and redye should be done at least 10 days after the last session of herb. If you have little or no clean time, the last bleach and redye should be done as close to the test as possible.

The day of the test make a thick baking soda paste and massage it into your hair. Then do a full TW treatment and then a full Zydot treatment. These two shampoos compliment each other.

Good luck, almost everyone who does this passes...

OTHER TREATMENTS--

I have no experience with them, but some people have had success with hair relaxers and perm treatments. These products contain propylene glycol and ammonia, which are proven to open the cuticle and reduce metabolites. I'd wash with TW or another good shampoo after treatment.

There is a common misconception that AloeRid Shampoo helps to pass a test. It does nothing. It is the discontinued AloeRid Treatment that contained a high propylene glycol content, and was effective.

There is a treatment program called the Macujo Method. It works for some people, especially those with thin light hair, or low levels of usage. It does not work well for heavy users with little clean time. It did not work at all for me.

Best of luck to all--Jerry G

[Sherpa]

Ok. I'm doing my last "toxin wash" today and will report back on results. It calls for distiller water which I used earlier but ran out. Will it work with tap water? I still have the baking soda mixture in distiller water for my pretreatment. Ok. Here I go. Thx.

[Deige]

Ok. I'm doing my last "toxin wash" today and will report back on results. It calls for distiller water which I used earlier but ran out. Will it work with tap water? I still have the baking soda mixture in distiller water for my pretreatment. Ok. Here I go. Thx.

Yea, the tap water should work just fine.

[Sherpa]

ok, they took both urine and hair sample. waiting for the good word....

[jpescobar]

what were the results?