Just got saved by Jesus! Bring ur questions!

[hazetwostep]

i have been talking on these message boards for awhile. after really weighing everything i have heard from people i have just made a radical change in my life. i am now a born again christian!!!!!!

i encourage/challenge anyone to bring me their questions about god, eternity, truth, etc. i pretty much have a direct line to the god of the universe now so you all might as well take advantage of it.

let 'em fly!!

[ForgetClassC]

If Jesus is real, why does he let people become addicted to hardcore drugs like heroin and let these substances exist if he doesn't want to hurt people? And hurt the people around them. Answer that.


-C

[hazetwostep]

If Jesus is real, why does he let people become addicted to hardcore drugs like heroin and let these substances exist if he doesn't want to hurt people? And hurt the people around them. Answer that.

if he didn't exclude people from heaven then heaven wouldn't be such a cool, exclusive eternal retirement home! duh! simple question... NEXT!

[BlueBlazer]

If I pray for something really bad to happen to someone else and it does, does that make me a bad person since god did what I asked? :confused:

[gypski]

When is he going to drop off at my door the lbs I asked for? And remind him, no swag please. :S2:

[BlueBlazer]

When is he going to drop off at my door the lbs I asked for? And remind him, no swag please. :S2:

LMFAO! :thumbsup:

[killerweed420]

If Jesus is real, why does he let people become addicted to hardcore drugs like heroin and let these substances exist if he doesn't want to hurt people? And hurt the people around them. Answer that.


-C

Do not eat of the tree of knowledge.

[hazetwostep]

If I pray for something really bad to happen to someone else and it does, does that make me a bad person since god did what I asked? :confused:


as long as that person was not a christian of your same denomination there is no sin there. if the person was muslim or athiest, you were actually carrying out the will of my heavenly father (aka god). you are kind of preparing them for eternal damnation to come. maybe if you keep praying for bad things to happen to them they will realize their errors and get SAVED!

ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIER!

[hazetwostep]

When is he going to drop off at my door the lbs I asked for? And remind him, no swag please. :S2:

two possible answers:

if you are saved, it's coming any day now. if it doesn't that is not god's fault but actually yours probably related to not believing enough or hidden sin in your life.

if you are unsaved, it's coming any day now... laced with rat poison! die pagan scum!


easy questions! someone give me a hard one!!!! NEXT

[Mokkis]

[quote=hazetwostep]i have been talking on these message boards for awhile. after really weighing everything i have heard from people i have just made a radical change in my life. i am now a born again christian!!!!!!
Praise God from who ALL blessings flow!

[hazetwostep]

Praise God from who ALL blessings flow!

amen! and again i say amen! all things flow from god since god created EVERYTHING!!! flowers, rainbows, babies, herpes, puppies, down syndrome, waterfalls, cancer in so many different forms, butterflies, brain parasites, trees, multiple sclerosis, and most importantly....

CANNABIS!!!!!!!!!!

[BlueBlazer]

LMFAO. This might be the most epic thread ever. :thumbsup:

[Richol]

If I pray for something really bad to happen to someone else and it does, does that make me a bad person since god did what I asked? :confused:



Your never supposed to pray or wish nothin bad on any 1 regardless of there race or religion, cuz then it will come back to you.
Remember Jesus loves everyone he even shows it in the bible, as a matter of fact its the lost that he reached the most to even now he ask the same from us help the lost get found.
Also he that is with out sin let him cast the first stone!

[DreadedHermie]

i pretty much have a direct line to the god of the universe now so you all might as well take advantage of it.


You're missing a great business opportunity here. You really should be charging a small "connection fee," although you should probably call it a "donation" or "tithe" or something.

I can help you set all this up, for a very small percentage of your action, I mean ministry. :D

Make checks payable to DreadedHermie Ministries LLC, White Plains, NY. thx!

[ForgetClassC]

if he didn't exclude people from heaven then heaven wouldn't be such a cool, exclusive eternal retirement home! duh! simple question... NEXT!

That was the most idiotic selfish statement I've read in awhile. If GOD is so great we wouldn't discriminate, he would look at all equal and not care what peoples thoughts were as long as they confessed correct? Isn't that the only requirement, as long as you confess your fine? You know what confessions used to be used for? If anyone confessed to murder or any other crime they would secretly kill that person when they left. Nice huh. Maybe I would give organized religion a chance if it hadn't be exploited during it's greatest period but after looking into it, religion is just another type of big business.

Correction, religions aside from Buddhism and Judaism and religions that the stories in the scriptures of MAKE SENSE!

Sorry went off on a tangent, here's the original statements response.

I wasn't talking about the people that actually do the hardcore drugs, I mean why would he enable the creation of something that can cause so much pain and suffering to the ones that care about the drug abusers.


-C

[hazetwostep]

Your never supposed to pray or wish nothin bad on any 1 regardless of there race or religion

wrong! king david did this very thing in Psalm 139:19 by actually petitioning god to kill for him.

19: If only you would slay the wicked, O God! Away from me, you bloodthirsty men!


Remember Jesus loves everyone he even shows it in the bible

sorry but wrong again according to the bible... here is one of many scriptural examples.

Psalm 11:5 (NIV)
5 The LORD (aka Jesus as they are one in the same) examines the righteous,
but the wicked and those who love violence his soul hates.[/QUOTE]


Also he that is with out sin let him cast the first stone!

well according Jeremiah 31:34 ("For I will forgive their wickedness and will remember their sins no more") god forgave my sins and doesn't even remember them so according the the ultimate judge i am without sin so it seems i am functioning within the confines of scripture!!!!

HERE COMES MY STONE HEATHEN!!

[hazetwostep]

Sorry went off on a tangent, here's the original statements response.

I wasn't talking about the people that actually do the hardcore drugs, I mean why would he enable the creation of something that can cause so much pain and suffering to the ones that care about the drug abusers.

haha.. another easy one! he does it because he is god and can do anything he pleases and call it moral and good and since he is the ultimate judge... HE IS 100% CORRECT!!!

NEXT!!!

[BlueBlazer]

You're missing a great business opportunity here. You really should be charging a small "connection fee," although you should probably call it a "donation" or "tithe" or something.

I can help you set all this up, for a very small percentage of your action, I mean ministry. :D

Make checks payable to DreadedHermie Ministries LLC, White Plains, NY. thx!



:S2: Cash donations will be accepted too.

[dimondmyne]

haha.. another easy one! he does it because he is god and can do anything he pleases and call it moral and good and since he is the ultimate judge... HE IS 100% CORRECT!!!

NEXT!!!

One of the fruits of the Spirit is NOT arrogance, or any of the other personality traits you display.

NEXT

[hazetwostep]

One of the fruits of the Spirit is NOT arrogance, or any of the other personality traits you display.NEXT

another EZ one, champ! you are labeling me as arrogant because i quote scripture, the very word of the living god!!!!!!!!!????????? essentially calling god arrogant! i say that god is the ultimate judge of right and wrong and you label me with negative traits... hahaha...

reminds me of Matthew 7:6 "Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs."

((clears throat))

NEXT!

[DOUGAL25]

Can you provide me the with the mass and initial velocity (SI units)of the stone that David knocked out Goliath with? I would like to run some numbers to figure out their relative heights.

[frostedwonder]

Hey I just wanted to ask what changes in your life do you think allowed you to become enlightened? I don't believe but its not because I want to disbelieve. There are soo many contradictions and ways to spin what humans wrote in the bible that its hard for me to believe. Without the bible just life should make me believe but it doesn't. What was the point in which things fell into place for you to become faithful? I have seen bad things in my life, I know others have it harder then me but even then I just can't understand why things would play out like they have for me and others. I try to be a good person and help others, and I would say without thinking I live in some ways like people who follows the book would live but I still don't feel connected in something bigger then myself. I would like to but its hard when your spirit has been damaged. any advice? thanks in advance for your time.

[BlueBlazer]

This just keeps getting better and better . . .

[LOC NAR on probation]

Are you Hebrew ?

Are you of one of the 12 tribes ?

Are you a son of Abraham ?

If the answer is no to any. Then how does an Ethnos steal the ONE AND ONLY GOD OF ABRAHAM ?

If you are not of Abraham then this GOD does not see you as anything but the ETHNOS you speak of. You will go the way of the people that lived on the other side of the JORDAN. Yes the Kananites were to be slayn to remove them from the promised land and when the people did not finish the job this loving GOD punished them once more for disobeying.

The true people of this GOD ( JEHOVA ) tell me that CHRIST has not come yet. Only a man trying to steal their GOD.

And YES this man was a HEBREW.

Let the cleansing begin !!!!!!!!!!!!!



OH, and there's nothing more dangerous than a drug addict with a BIBLE.

Throw down your BIBLE and pick up the true scriptures. TORA.


Are you sure your not my brother cause you sure sound like him.

[monny10]

If I pray for something really bad to happen to someone else and it does, does that make me a bad person since god did what I asked? :confused:

hahaha! :thumbsup:

[monny10]

What the fuck are you people smoking? :jointsmile:

Fuckin loonatics! hahhaha

[ForgetClassC]

haha.. another easy one! he does it because he is god and can do anything he pleases and call it moral and good and since he is the ultimate judge... HE IS 100% CORRECT!!!

NEXT!!!

Sounds more like a monarchy..............

[BlueBlazer]

What the fuck are you people smoking? :jointsmile:


Seriously?

I can't speak for the others, but I'm smoking cannabis. Shhhhhhh . . .

[frostedwonder]

If there is a god I want that J Cheech is holding above this post! People get worked up when someone expresses something as large as spirituality and religion. A firm believer I would guess wouldn't even click this thread cause they have what they think they need to believe. I believe in aliens more then an all powerful morally inclined manifestation. But then again I did just break in a 3 liter gravity bong!

[killerweed420]

I always like the born again christians that are in the fantasy world of thinking they'll go to heaven. Wrong. Only 10,000 each of the 12 tribes will be going. Thats 120,000 out of the worlds population. Sorry to bust your bubble but neither you nor anyone you know will be taking the magic carlet ride.

[hazetwostep]

Sounds more like a monarchy..............

theocracy acutally

[HappyDayzEire]

im glad you found religon an all well done but i think hazetowstep said it best when he said next!!!

[michaelpeg]

another EZ one, champ! you are labeling me as arrogant because i quote scripture, the very word of the living god!!!!!!!!!????????? essentially calling god arrogant! i say that god is the ultimate judge of right and wrong and you label me with negative traits... hahaha...

reminds me of Matthew 7:6 "Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs."

((clears throat))

NEXT!

actually he is labeliing you as arrogant because thats what you are, and a smartass childish prick ta boot.

[monny10]

I always like the born again christians that are in the fantasy world of thinking they'll go to heaven. Wrong. Only 10,000 each of the 12 tribes will be going. Thats 120,000 out of the worlds population. Sorry to bust your bubble but neither you nor anyone you know will be taking the magic carlet ride.

Get a fuckin life will ya!.... 12 tribes.... wtf!:wtf: who brainwashes you with this bullshit?....

you bible crazies are seriously fucked up!

I love it when you guys arm up and go on rampages though! Keep it up! :thumbsup:

Blue Blazer:Seriously?

I can't speak for the others, but I'm smoking cannabis. Shhhhhhh . . .

hahaha! go fuck yourself!

[BlueBlazer]

Blue Blazer:Seriously?

I can't speak for the others, but I'm smoking cannabis. Shhhhhhh . . .

hahaha! go fuck yourself!


Dude, if I could do that I'd never leave the house. :D

[Esoteric416]

This thread if funny, half of you are acting as if you have never seen an internet troll. =P

[j420heat]

If Jesus is real, why does he let people become addicted to hardcore drugs like heroin and let these substances exist if he doesn't want to hurt people? And hurt the people around them. Answer that.


-C
jesus gave mankind freewill and he will not interfear or take it away. god gives mankind an outline (bible) on how they should live but its up 2 the individual person to accept r reject 2 obey r disobey god. god is always their 2 help those n need, but 2 often people dont turn 2 him 4 help, or they wont do what he tells them to do. :beatdeadhorse:

[j420heat]

wrong! king david did this very thing in Psalm 139:19 by actually petitioning god to kill for him.

19: If only you would slay the wicked, O God! Away from me, you bloodthirsty men!



sorry but wrong again according to the bible... here is one of many scriptural examples.

Psalm 11:5 (NIV)
5 The LORD (aka Jesus as they are one in the same) examines the righteous,
but the wicked and those who love violence his soul hates.



well according Jeremiah 31:34 ("For I will forgive their wickedness and will remember their sins no more") god forgave my sins and doesn't even remember them so according the the ultimate judge i am without sin so it seems i am functioning within the confines of scripture!!!!

HERE COMES MY STONE HEATHEN!![/QUOTE]
thats keep bible verses n there proper context please, ne1 can quote a verse 2 support what they say but rember keep it all in its proper context. also thats b a good example 2 the unbelivers. also the bible says that he who says they r without sin is calling god a lier and the truth is not in them

[RoundEye]

God allows terrible things to happen to people, usually children or other helpless types.
So since we are made in the image of God, it's up to us to go out and do bad things to children and people less fortunate, thus making us even closer to to Gods image.

Religion is the birthplace of hypocrisy and contradiction.

[BlueBlazer]

hazetwostep is a genius. :thumbsup:

[killerweed420]

Get a fuckin life will ya!.... 12 tribes.... wtf!:wtf: who brainwashes you with this bullshit?....

you bible crazies are seriously fucked up!

I love it when you guys arm up and go on rampages though! Keep it up! :thumbsup:

Blue Blazer:Seriously?

I can't speak for the others, but I'm smoking cannabis. Shhhhhhh . . .

hahaha! go fuck yourself!
1st time I've ever been called a bible crazy.lol

[superskunk1]

wow this thread is gonna be insane... (im a catholic but havent gone to church since 02)

herse my Q...

Do you believe God controls karma??? and please dont answer by saying there is no such thing, cause i think it should be a well known fact...

Also, in the bible there are stories(that i believe are more of an example than true) that say how God whipes out cities when everyone is commiting sin and doing wrong...

I remember one story called (soddom and gumora) correct me if im wrong with the spelling but my point is why dosent GOD whipe out all of the US???
Why have an earthquake in Haiti where shit is already bad???

[chris62008]

Dude, if I could do that I'd never leave the house. :D

dude your such a homo. You would really fuck yourself wouldn't you? Atheist bastard!

All of you atheists claim you know the Bible and you have read it 50 times! LOL. Than why do you come on these boards and not only create blasphemy, but actually make these assumptions and claims that are NOT EVEN CLOSE to being true at all! You read a scripture and TOTALLY miscomprehend what it's REALLY saying. It's sad really because half of you atheists on here were ONCE good people and probably knew GOD, but this crazy world has turned you around JUST LIKE it states WILL happen in the BIBLE.

If you once knew GOD and now are going around and trying to convince others that he's not real,, thats Blasphemy... and can't be forgiven.

[BlueBlazer]

dude your such a homo. You would really fuck yourself wouldn't you? Atheist bastard!

Still representing that Christ-like attitude toward your fellow man huh?

Troll.

[Faddenator]

Here's MY question:
Why are you telling us about your retarded rebirth into a destructive organization?

Yeah, the same organization that caused a huge scientific reform- probably setting us back about 100 years scientifically- all because they were scared science would prove god's inexistence.

The same organization that in the 1700's banned certain music, even certain CHORDS, from songs simply because they were deemed unholy.

The same organization that took numerous books OUT of the bible so it would be more socially acceptable... have you ever read the book of thomas? Well I can tell you he really doesn't like women.

Christianity is just as corrupt as any other organization, and is just as willing to lie to your face about it. So WHY do you think we give a damn about what your stupid book has to say??

[killerweed420]

The book of Judas is interesting too. I've read every version of the Christian bible I could get my hands on, including the mormon bible. Its all nonsense. And I love the way they all believe in same God but they all hate each others guts.lol

[chris62008]

I don't care what any of you say. All you have to do is read it!

The BIBLE is by faarrr the most historicly accurate of all the holy books and STILL cannot be proved wrong today. Godness, just give up lol

you can't beat me.. so just join me :jointsmile:

[smileyface]

[quote=chris62008]
The BIBLE is by faarrr the most historicly accurate of all the holy books and STILL cannot be proved wrong today. QUOTE]

Uhh....except it's NOT, and it HAS been proven wrong on several differerent counts..... This is too funny! Now you're just making things up, haha. How appropriate :D

Seriously though, if that's what you choose to believe, more power to you. I mean that sincerely:hippy:

[monny10]

The BIBLE is by faarrr the most historicly accurate of all the holy books :jointsmile:

Bullshit!.... what about the koran?.... there's only ever been one version....ever...

[HappyDayzEire]

I was brought up as a Catholic but since getting the sence to realize that most organized religon's are just business's i left the church.I still consider myself a follower of Christ,i just cant see how confessing my sins to a priest will get me into heven.is he closer to god or does he just have a direct line to him that i dont?I taught God was all around us and within us.And how can a 600 years old year old man and his wife, sons and daughter-in-laws (Genesis 6:18) build an arc big enough to hold two of every animal and enough food to feed them all for 150 days?and if adam and eve only had 2 sons where did the rest of us come from,i mean did they fuck their mother?:jointsmile:

[killerweed420]

Yeah the inconsistencies always bothered me too. A man lives inside a big fish for 3 days.lol
A talking burning bush.
Walking on water
Spreading the Red Sea
The list just goes on and on.
If you walked up to someone on the street and the guy said he'd talked to a burning bush what would you think?

[awesomeo]

I don't care what any of you say. All you have to do is read it!

The BIBLE is by faarrr the most historicly accurate of all the holy books and STILL cannot be proved wrong today. Godness, just give up lol

you can't beat me.. so just join me :jointsmile:

I thought this site is for marijuana. To each his own. If u believe in "god" then fanfuckingtastic. Lets get back to something that really exists like: marijuana.

[Faddenator]

well, this is the spiritual life forum. so thats what is being discussed. There's not really any reason to argue though, people are far too influential and if they need to believe in something they will. Even if it's as ridiculous as all that bullshit in the bible.

I say if God wants everyone to follow him, why doesn't he just do something crazy and impossible like he seemed to on a daily basis 2000 year ago? That would be a perfect solution to get all us athiests praying. Too bad it will never happen, since all of those stories are a big joke...

Besides, all church really is is a bunch of child molesters telling stories.

[chris62008]

What I mean by historiclly accurate is that we can prove events in the BIBLE that happened, ACTUALLY happened and are not just made up..

[smileyface]

The only things in the bible that are historically accurate are the things that the bible stole from other religions. First off, there are many, many things in the babble, errr.... I mean bible, that are proven WRONG. Age of the earth, length of time humans have been on earth, that the sun and other planets revolving around the earth, etc, etc, etc. It goes on forever. Besides, a few tidbits of fact laced throughout a book doesn't make the whole thing true, and is by no means unique. The Harry Potter books talk about a subway in London. So since we can prove that there actually IS a subway system in Lonon, does that mean that everything written in the books are true? Hell no, it doesn't mean anything! But that's essentially exactly what you're saying about the bible.

Besides, every other religious text has SOME historical truth in it as well. So by your logic, they are also proven historical documents and should be believed in whole-heartedly.

[hazetwostep]

Why does god send extemely loving non-christian people who spend their lives helping others to hell, and let serial killers who do a lifetime of bad go to heaven just because they say they love Jesus on their death bed?

you are exploring into some deeper mysteries of god so pay close attention and try not to get lost...

if god did not create some crazy and impossible to understand aspects to existence then it would be way too obvious that a creator really was behind it all. if that were the case then it wouldn't take a lot of faith (aka believing things that sound totally retarded to even the simplest of logical minds)...

that is why god threw some twists in like planting seemingly millions of year old fossils into an earth that is only 6,000 or so years old.. to purposefully stump anyone trying to understand the world objectively through observation. see, god loves faith. he feeds on this blind obedience and it brings him joy and that is the ultimate point of existence... to make god feel happy. the blinder and more outrageous the faith, the more it gets god off. that is afterall why he created us. personal pleasure. is that selfish or sinful? no! of course not... his universe, his rules. PERIOD.

NEXT!!!!

[hazetwostep]

Do you believe God controls karma??? and please dont answer by saying there is no such thing, cause i think it should be a well known fact...

of course god controls karma... if you don't do what he says he will pound you into dust. if you do what he says he will think about not pounding you into dust, but he will never let you forget that he has the right to pound you any time he wants because you were born messed up (aka original sin)! that sounds so negative so i prefer to look at it like this.. "think of how gracious god is that he even allows some of us to be saved... he didn't have to... he is soooooooooooooooooo good!"


Also, in the bible there are stories(that i believe are more of an example than true) that say how God whipes out cities when everyone is commiting sin and doing wrong... I remember one story called (soddom and gumora) correct me if im wrong with the spelling but my point is why dosent GOD whipe out all of the US??? Why have an earthquake in Haiti where shit is already bad???

well god stopped giving such huge spectacular signs of his existence long ago for a simple reason. too many people where starting to believe! he still had this great creative idea of a giant end of days battle between light and dark that still hadn't been carried out. if everyone got saved then there would be no battle and existence would end so anti-climatically. that is why he doesn't wipe out whole nations anymore.

haiti was different. pat robertson made a pact with satan that he would give his soul in return for satan destroying haiti to increase his network ratings and so he could embezzle money one last time through false relief efforts. god had no hand in it. he was as shocked as any of us when he heard it on Fox news.

you know what time it izzzz.... NEXT

[hazetwostep]

I was brought up as a Catholic but since getting the sence to realize that most organized religon's are just business's i left the church.I still consider myself a follower of Christ,i just cant see how confessing my sins to a priest will get me into heven.is he closer to god or does he just have a direct line to him that i dont?I taught God was all around us and within us.And how can a 600 years old year old man and his wife, sons and daughter-in-laws (Genesis 6:18) build an arc big enough to hold two of every animal and enough food to feed them all for 150 days?and if adam and eve only had 2 sons where did the rest of us come from,i mean did they fuck their mother?:jointsmile:

god hadn't proclaimed incest wrong at that time. he was cool with family intercourse for the first couple thousand years of the universe. i know it may seems shocking but it is true. we have to take the bible 100% literal no matter what! biblically speaking slavery is absolutely alright too... the US banned it based on false ideas implanted by the liberal (aka communist) community. maintain your purity of essence.. read the BIBLE!!!



next next next

[smileyface]

L O to the motha fuckin L!!! You rock hazetwostep!:rastasmoke:

[HappyDayzEire]

You only answered 1 of my question's,what about the question about Noah or priest's being closer to God?An i just read your post reguarding being born with original sin so,you think a newborn that dies a few hour's after being born or a child that dies during birth will spend an eternaty in hell?(You sick fuck :S4: if anyone's going to hell it's you).And i can see you never studied even basic geneitics,otherwise you would know that the genes from a man,a woman and their 2 son's could'ent last more than 4 generation's(max).Before they would die out due to the size of the genepool.Beside's birth defect's and abnomalite's,after the first genaration female's would be 50% less likely to be able to carry a child,after the 2nd,75% less likely,after the 3rd 97.5% less likely and for the 4th generation female's would never be able to have childen. Even if god gave them magic genes how do you explain black,white,yellow, red,tan or olive skined people,eyes that are blue,green,brown or grey,how do you explain all the different hair types dark,bright,curly,straight i mean come on i belive in God but you take the cake,the bible was written over 400 yrs after the death of Christ.God did'ent wisper in someones ear what to write in the Bible,you do know that,dont you?

[BlueBlazer]

Holy Cow Hazetwostep. I should know better than to read your posts while I'm drinking coffee at the same time. LMFAO!

Also, it seems some folks have a lot of trouble with recognizing sarcasm, which is pretty funny too. But for a different reason.

All in all, I rate this thread THE GREATEST THREAD EVER TOLD. :thumbsup:

[killerweed420]

god hadn't proclaimed incest wrong at that time. he was cool with family intercourse for the first couple thousand years of the universe. i know it may seems shocking but it is true. we have to take the bible 100% literal no matter what! biblically speaking slavery is absolutely alright too... the US banned it based on false ideas implanted by the liberal (aka communist) community. maintain your purity of essence.. read the BIBLE!!!



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So does that mean we should all take Leviticus seriously?

[frostedwonder]

So did god say 400 years after my son has died please write this book called the bible? You can edit it and take out parts if you need to but make everyone follow it literally. Nostradamus I can see thinking ahead like that but people didn't take things he wrote literal either.

[ForgetClassC]

What I mean by historiclly accurate is that we can prove events in the BIBLE that happened, ACTUALLY happened and are not just made up..



But they are reasonable events, just as all the events at Church on the Rock. Man, isn't that weird how there is an ACTUAL PLACE in the Muslim/Jewish religions, yet the Christians/Catholics/Capitalists say no, believe/pay us and everything will be good, we have a burned finger bone of a saint. They didn't have DNA technologies back then, so people either believed it or didn't. If they believed, they gave money, if they didn't believe, they got killed, its a fair decision?

I hate people, its human instinct to see what you can get out of something, and throughout time, people have done nothing but prove it.

-C

[ForgetClassC]

So did god say 400 years after my son has died please write this book called the bible? You can edit it and take out parts if you need to but make everyone follow it literally. Nostradamus I can see thinking ahead like that but people didn't take things he wrote literal either.


Awesome..........:thumbsup:

-C

[killerweed420]

Religion has always been about control of the masses. They have no facts to backup these religous concepts but they don't need it because they have "faith" Which is just another word for sucker.

[RoundEye]

If there is an all loving and forgiving God, then I'll be forgiven for using the brain given to me and not believing in that which created me.

Sort of a paradox hu? If he is all forgiving, then why must we believe? He'll forgive us for not believing.

[BlueBlazer]

If there is an all loving and forgiving God, then I'll be forgiven for using the brain given to me and not believing in that which created me.

Sort of a paradox hu? If he is all forgiving, then why must we believe? He'll forgive us for not believing.

Faith is not logical. Faith laughs at logic! HA HA HA

Search for the word logic in the bible sometime . . . eye opening isn't it?


1 Corinthians 27: But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise . . .

There you go.

[hazetwostep]

HappyDayzEire... i'm going to pray for you. you obviously have spiritual blinders on!

[BlueBlazer]

Where have you been Haze?

Here's my question.

If my hand causes me to sin, I cut if off. Fine. But what about if the other hand starts causing me to sin?!? How can I cut it off with a stump?!?

Thanks in advance. :D

[LOC NAR on probation]

Well I'm talking to a burning bush now and here's what the Bush is telling me.

This is for hazetwostep.

Exclusivity.....

Abraham said his God says.

There will be no other gods before me.

And the rest of the nown world vanish in a puff of faith.

This all started form a MAN. And A man you don't even acknowledge.

We would think this man would stand by the hand of GOD just like the MAN called JESUS.


The BUSH tells me that if I can find 10 men who all agree that the words writen by men all mean the same to each of them. Then I will walk through the eye of a needle and sit by the side of the BUSH.

It's Ok hazetwostep God loves you and she says she can not wait for your arrival.

As for me I will stay with the Burning Bush. I know crazy talk. But I seem to remember someone else talking crazy. Oh yea his name was


ABRAHAM.

[palerider7777]

If Jesus is real, why does he let people become addicted to hardcore drugs like heroin and let these substances exist if he doesn't want to hurt people? And hurt the people around them. Answer that.


-C

i'll answer it, it's called free will. the fact is he does'nt want to hurt people.people hurt themselfs, thats about as weak as saying we need to ban guns because they hurt people.no people hurt themselfs. also he does not control what happens on earth if you would read the bible you would know this.it's the devils domain atm god wants to see who is really for him and who is against him.the only way to truely find this out is by free will.

look at people look at when 2 people are together you want the spouse to have 100% faith in you as much as they should want from you.you can never know this unless you give them free will to do as you/they please.otherwise how do you really know if they are really for you and only you?if you set them free to do as they want and they come back to you and say no thats not for me you are then thats the only way you really know how much they are for you.

if people are taught the right things in life and they still choose to go out and do hard core drugs and rob and steal to get them that is called a weak mind it's there fault no one elses. now if jesus came down everytime to fix everything then people would whine about him being to controlling in there lifes.guess he can't win either way....

[palerider7777]

god hadn't proclaimed incest wrong at that time. he was cool with family intercourse for the first couple thousand years of the universe. i know it may seems shocking but it is true. we have to take the bible 100% literal no matter what! biblically speaking slavery is absolutely alright too... the US banned it based on false ideas implanted by the liberal (aka communist) community. maintain your purity of essence.. read the BIBLE!!!



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well this had to happen for awhile only to populate the world then after there was no need for it. people in the middle east still believe this way they trade family members to other related tribes and so on.

[palerider7777]

I was brought up as a Catholic but since getting the sence to realize that most organized religon's are just business's i left the church.I still consider myself a follower of Christ,i just cant see how confessing my sins to a priest will get me into heven.is he closer to god or does he just have a direct line to him that i dont?I taught God was all around us and within us.And how can a 600 years old year old man and his wife, sons and daughter-in-laws (Genesis 6:18) build an arc big enough to hold two of every animal and enough food to feed them all for 150 days?and if adam and eve only had 2 sons where did the rest of us come from,i mean did they fuck their mother?:jointsmile:

no the priest is no closer to god than you are.thats how man made religion is they twist shit around.noah and moses and so on were only people picked by god to do certain tasks.back then they were setup as leaders as a direct line to god.they had to be pure.when jesus came all that was done away with as jesus became the filter for you to talk to god.also instead of having a temple to make things pure you are now your own temple with a direct line to god through jesus.

ps maybe they were all babies?

[palerider7777]

Yeah the inconsistencies always bothered me too. A man lives inside a big fish for 3 days.lol
A talking burning bush.
Walking on water
Spreading the Red Sea
The list just goes on and on.
If you walked up to someone on the street and the guy said he'd talked to a burning bush what would you think?

well to i myself have an open mind and think anything is possible. the way you talk here reminds me of people back in the 1800's/early 1900's who would have thought that there would be a device that you could talk to someone else wirelessly.they would have been acting/thinking the same way you are now. t.v,cars that go 200+mph,going to the moon,atom bomb,electric,playing games with people and talking to them over xbox/ps3.see the "logic" here?

walking on water and so on you talk about as if thats just so crazy then i guess a place like coral castle would blow your mind then?

there is alot more than meets the eye outside of your lil world.

[palerider7777]

Where have you been Haze?

Here's my question.

If my hand causes me to sin, I cut if off. Fine. But what about if the other hand starts causing me to sin?!? How can I cut it off with a stump?!?

Thanks in advance. :D

first you build a guillotine then just hold the rope with your teeth.....

[palerider7777]

I always like the born again christians that are in the fantasy world of thinking they'll go to heaven. Wrong. Only 10,000 each of the 12 tribes will be going. Thats 120,000 out of the worlds population. Sorry to bust your bubble but neither you nor anyone you know will be taking the magic carlet ride.

guess you need glasses or maybe read abit more.your taking it out of context,that is the 120,000 saints that will follow jesus to sing his praise.nothing more.read on...

[palerider7777]

Dude, if I could do that I'd never leave the house. :D

well i stay home around 90% of the time and here all along i thought i was just protecting my crop.....

[palerider7777]

You're missing a great business opportunity here. You really should be charging a small "connection fee," although you should probably call it a "donation" or "tithe" or something.

I can help you set all this up, for a very small percentage of your action, I mean ministry. :D

Make checks payable to DreadedHermie Ministries LLC, White Plains, NY. thx! roflmao thats great...

[BlueBlazer]

first you build a guillotine then just hold the rope with your teeth.....

OK . . . it's just kind of hard to see after I plucked out my offending eye . . .

[Dutch Pimp]

...does Jesus like beer?...(I do...:glugglug:)

[kshchrn831]

Dude, quit acting like you know something you have no fucking clue about.

This thread, along with you, are a JOKE.

Keep bull shitting your self into the oblivion of of other peoples ideas.

Talking about God like "he" actually made some list of Right and Wrong, Good and Bad.. But in reality, humans created these ideas from philosophical influences.

Yeah, I'm sure Jesus and God really need our money too.. C'mon, cant you see behind the lies and contradictions of Christian ideals?

Christians have created more blood shed and corpses amongst this world than any other religion known in history.

Religion = Control and Seperation.

Free your mind.

[palerider7777]

OK . . . it's just kind of hard to see after I plucked out my offending eye . . .

lmao ray charles could do it.guess it's time to use your 6th sense.either that or you could just be a morally sound person? naw that would just be to much to ask...lmao

[palerider7777]

Dude, quit acting like you know something you have no fucking clue about.

This thread, along with you, are a JOKE.

Keep bull shitting your self into the oblivion of of other peoples ideas.

Talking about God like "he" actually made some list of Right and Wrong, Good and Bad.. But in reality, humans created these ideas from philosophical influences.

Yeah, I'm sure Jesus and God really need our money too.. C'mon, cant you see behind the lies and contradictions of Christian ideals?

Christians have created more blood shed and corpses amongst this world than any other religion known in history.

Religion = Control and Seperation.

Free your mind.
naw try again gov's have caused more blood shed.hardly any of our gov is christian.just because they use the title as a crutch to win votes don't make it so.do you really think a christian gov would take prayer out of schools or anything to do with god out of gov buildings? you really thing they would support abortion,gays so on? C'MON.

[BlueBlazer]

...does Jesus like beer?...(I do...:glugglug:)

lmfao. :thumbsup:

[palerider7777]

...does Jesus like beer?...(I do...:glugglug:)

so it should be changed to wwdpd

[Dutch Pimp]

so it should be changed to wwdpd
I like to keep my questions, simple...the KISS principle...:thumbsup:..(still waiting for an answer...from the OP)...:pimp:

[Psycho4Bud]

i encourage/challenge anyone to bring me their questions about god, eternity, truth, etc. i pretty much have a direct line to the god of the universe now so you all might as well take advantage of it.

let 'em fly!!

Glad you have a direct line because I'd like to have this explained. While I was in jail I had an inmate ask the preacher how it is that a person such as me that caused no physical, psychological, financial, or emotional harm on anyone else or the community should be locked up. By the way, I was busted for growing for personal use. His answer was Romans 13! And here's the passage:

Romans 13
Submission to the Authorities
1Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he will commend you. 4For he is God's servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. 5Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also because of conscience. 6This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God's servants, who give their full time to governing. 7Give everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.

PLEASE....explain this line of crap!

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[Weezard]

...does Jesus like beer?...(I do...:glugglug:)


Excellent!
Already repped out on ya brah, so here's a larf.

"If you walked up to someone on the street and the guy said he'd talked to a burning bush what would you think?"

I'd think he was a gynecologist.:D

Aloha,
Weeze
(Who used to walk on water every winter.)
(Heck I still turn water into wine alla time, a li'l fruit, a li'l yeast....);)

[superskunk1]

Excellent!
Already repped out on ya brah, so here's a larf.

"If you walked up to someone on the street and the guy said he'd talked to a burning bush what would you think?"

I'd think he was a gynecologist.:D

Aloha,
Weeze
(Who used to walk on water every winter.)
(Heck I still turn water into wine alla time, a li'l fruit, a li'l yeast....);)

:S2: that is too funny

P.s tried to rep ya on that one but have to spread some around
(goes to show how much you have helped :jointsmile:)

[palerider7777]

Glad you have a direct line because I'd like to have this explained. While I was in jail I had an inmate ask the preacher how it is that a person such as me that caused no physical, psychological, financial, or emotional harm on anyone else or the community should be locked up. By the way, I was busted for growing for personal use. His answer was Romans 13! And here's the passage:

Romans 13
Submission to the Authorities
1Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he will commend you. 4For he is God's servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. 5Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also because of conscience. 6This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God's servants, who give their full time to governing. 7Give everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.

PLEASE....explain this line of crap!

Have a good one!:thumbsup:
i don't think that worked out to well for jesus....

[kshchrn831]

naw try again gov's have caused more blood shed.hardly any of our gov is christian.just because they use the title as a crutch to win votes don't make it so.do you really think a christian gov would take prayer out of schools or anything to do with god out of gov buildings? you really thing they would support abortion,gays so on? C'MON.

Well, I think you should try again too.

War really is just old men talking, and young men fighting/dying. The young men and women that are in the Marines/Army/Navy etc.. are probably a good percentage of Christians. And what do you think these people join the service to do? Spread the word of Christ? No, more like kill anyone who stands in the way, or occupy their land and control it. So you see, it does not only revolve around politicians portraying to be Christians, but also the actual soldiers and people in the service are apart of this blood shed, which looking at the values of Jesus, I DO NOT think WAR is WHAT JESUS WOULD DO. What makes you think that government is only responsible for contradicting christian/american ideas ? Government is supposed to be controlled by the people anyway, which goes back to the American populous, which is Christians.

[palerider7777]

Well, I think you should try again too.

War really is just old men talking, and young men fighting/dying. The young men and women that are in the Marines/Army/Navy etc.. are probably a good percentage of Christians. And what do you think these people join the service to do? Spread the word of Christ? No, more like kill anyone who stands in the way, or occupy their land and control it. So you see, it does not only revolve around politicians portraying to be Christians, but also the actual soldiers and people in the service are apart of this blood shed, which looking at the values of Jesus, I DO NOT think WAR is WHAT JESUS WOULD DO. What makes you think that government is only responsible for contradicting christian/american ideas ? Government is supposed to be controlled by the people anyway, which goes back to the American populous, which is Christians.you are living in a dream world if you believe what you said here. key word you used is "supposed" it is anything but ran by the people lmao.

[kshchrn831]

Regardless of who is supposed to run the government and who actually does,
it does not dismiss the fact that, like stated before and you just ignored, governments are not the only people responsible for bloodshed. I wrote "supposed" to for a reason, because it is obvious that government makes its own decisions, and has done so for a very long time.

Just answer these questions for me, if the answer is Yes(true), move to the next question.
America is a Christian nation, right?..

American soldiers are American citizens, right?

According to statistics, a large portion of American citizens are Christians, right?

In war, who pulls the trigger? The politician or the soldier? The Soldier, right?

Is war what jesus would do?



So you see, Palerider, you ignorantly ignore my point, that government is not the only thing responsible for blood shed, but instead of agreeing you again tried to prove me wrong for some reason, even though I am obviously speaking the truth.

With a signature like "I am the guy everyone loves to hate, but knows is right", sounds like you are a immature and ignorant person when it comes to making a point/discussing anything. It seems like your ego has blinded your sense of reason.

[chris62008]

Well, I think you should try again too.

War really is just old men talking, and young men fighting/dying. The young men and women that are in the Marines/Army/Navy etc.. are probably a good percentage of Christians. And what do you think these people join the service to do? Spread the word of Christ? No, more like kill anyone who stands in the way, or occupy their land and control it. So you see, it does not only revolve around politicians portraying to be Christians, but also the actual soldiers and people in the service are apart of this blood shed, which looking at the values of Jesus, I DO NOT think WAR is WHAT JESUS WOULD DO. What makes you think that government is only responsible for contradicting christian/american ideas ? Government is supposed to be controlled by the people anyway, which goes back to the American populous, which is Christians.

GOD judges the heart. These young soldiers. Alot of them are decieved and do not know any better. Just because they are forced to kill somebody by the military does not mean they are disgusting horrible wicked people. Matter of fact, you should respect them for what they do. WAR is stupid and wrong by all means but it will never stop. These kids are exploited in the military and I think GOD can understand that.

[personified]

Marijuana is the tree of life :)

Ooops is that bush burning? :jointsmile:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

PLEASE....explain this line of crap!p4b, you question is so simple that even an old atheist like me can answer it. just as god and his earthly representatives, the clergy, have dominion over your immortal soul, so does secular authority own your ass. you are nothing, a mere speck of dust in the cosmos, and should know your place as a willing slave to the god-given power of authority. all those with power over you have that power by the grace of god, they have been placed here by the almighty to see to your welfare and safety while you visit this earth. your duty is to obey, not to question or revolt against whatever laws our earthly masters see fit to enforce. their judgment is in the hands of god, not your unworthy mitts.

[BlueBlazer]

Marijuana is the tree of life :)

Ooops is that bush burning? :jointsmile:


lol, why yes it is . . . :S5:

[boaz]

i don't think that worked out to well for jesus....

:jointsmile: yeah really. Jesus was a rebel. He fought all that authoritarian crap they taught back then. :cool: Jesus would have been a libertarian.

and yes, I have in good authority that Jesus does likes beer. :D and Cannabasin. :smokin:

"Beer [and herb] are proof that there is a god and he loves us all very much."

[drudown11]

according to christianity. god didnt want to start saving people in china or north america until the 15th century. He only intended on some people getting saved until we created technology to reach the other parts of the world. Until missionaries could reach south america in the 1500's

I have problems believing a 2,000 year old book. For one , its the most edited book in human history, and two its been re written by governments, politicians, and god knows who else to brainwash and control.


There is a god(or some kind of creator) but I dont think praying really hard, singing, and giving money every sunday is gunna get you into the promise land.

But you know what thats just what I THINK.

[personified]

There is a god(or some kind of creator) but I dont think praying really hard, singing, and giving money every sunday is gunna get you into the promise land.


Then I want my money back!!

Actually if you study history you will find that Christianity started as a cult doing human sacrifices. It is amusing that most Christians either do not know it or just plain deny it.

The big reason Christianity was popular in the begging was because the monks had walls surrounding them offering security from the barbarians and other raiders that would pillage and plunder. When the walls failed they would use scar tactics against them saying their souls would burn if they attacked.

The reality of all religions is that they were/are created for control of the masses. If you look at Christianity then look at the dark ages and the carvings on the churches they were for the illiterate populace to understand the scare tactics of their own damnation if they did not obey the church.

Face it we are human and can not handle the fact that we are mortal and our own mortality. Ashes to ashes dust to dust. We came from space dust we will return to space dust.

In my opinion religion is evil most of the wars and or suffering in the world is because of religion. The only thing more evil is man himself for propagating it.

[drudown11]

i am not some uneducated person who is making blind judgments about chrisitantity. I went to church my whole life and even spent many years in a private christian school. The ideas and values of Christianity will make you a good person and help you live a grateful and unselfish life. Its all great inherently but i just cant believe something that frankly has no evidence of being real. Yeah you got a book, but who actually knows who wrote the damn thing? God? Wait no, people wrote it god just told them too.



one day when i was in 9th grade my teacher was discussing cults and how bad they are. I started thinking and comparing their definition of a cult(you know, drink the grape koolaide type cults) to christianity.


I coudnt find any differences(except for christianity is a much bigger cult)

[chris62008]

Then I want my money back!!

Actually if you study history you will find that Christianity started as a cult doing human sacrifices. It is amusing that most Christians either do not know it or just plain deny it.

The big reason Christianity was popular in the begging was because the monks had walls surrounding them offering security from the barbarians and other raiders that would pillage and plunder. When the walls failed they would use scar tactics against them saying their souls would burn if they attacked.

The reality of all religions is that they were/are created for control of the masses. If you look at Christianity then look at the dark ages and the carvings on the churches they were for the illiterate populace to understand the scare tactics of their own damnation if they did not obey the church.

Face it we are human and can not handle the fact that we are mortal and our own mortality. Ashes to ashes dust to dust. We came from space dust we will return to space dust.

In my opinion religion is evil most of the wars and or suffering in the world is because of religion. The only thing more evil is man himself for propagating it.

is this a joke? wow, I can't take this serious and neither should anybody else. Where did you get this garbage information from? Have you even studied any type of theology? or ancient history? obviously not.
And that goes for 99% of people on this board.

[chris62008]

i am not some uneducated person who is making blind judgments about chrisitantity. I went to church my whole life and even spent many years in a private christian school. The ideas and values of Christianity will make you a good person and help you live a grateful and unselfish life. Its all great inherently but i just cant believe something that frankly has no evidence of being real. Yeah you got a book, but who actually knows who wrote the damn thing? God? Wait no, people wrote it god just told them too.



one day when i was in 9th grade my teacher was discussing cults and how bad they are. I started thinking and comparing their definition of a cult(you know, drink the grape koolaide type cults) to christianity.


I coudnt find any differences(except for christianity is a much bigger cult)

your wicked and you sound alot like Sam Harris. That guy is a false atheist who contradicts himself constantly.
You compare christianity and the word of GOD to a cult that encouraged a mass suicide??? No true christian would encourage that because that is not Gods' will. God hates suicide and false prophets like Jim Jones.
Read the Bible and do some research before you make a decision to defile your own creator and GOD!

[drudown11]

your wicked and you sound alot like Sam Harris. That guy is a false atheist who contradicts himself constantly.
You compare christianity and the word of GOD to a cult that encouraged a mass suicide??? No true christian would encourage that because that is not Gods' will. God hates suicide and false prophets like Jim Jones.
Read the Bible and do some research before you make a decision to defile your own creator and GOD!



Wicked? You and your religion can can kiss my hairy ASS.


The only difference between your religion and a cult is that you believe your religion is right and the cult is wrong. Its all in the same. Your religion is worse that Jim Jones's cult. More people have been killed in the name of jesus that any thing in history.


I dont live in a fantasy world of ancient miracles and magicians walking on water. I also dont follow a 2,000 year old book that was twisted and rewritten by government and monarch's. Its the same reason why we dont give our children school books from 1920.

I live in a world were i face reality. The reality that I dont KNOW GOD DAMN THING. I dont know where we came from. I dont know why we are here. I dont know where we go when we die. BUT IM SURE AS HELL NOT GUNNA GRAB A BOOK AND MAKE SOME SHIT UP.

fuck you and your "wicked" religion

[drudown11]

the word of GOD

You mean the word of some guys(they dont know exactly who though) that apparently wrote what god told them too. When god comes down and address's the world and tells us his word, then you can make that statement.

I was walking in Downtown Seattle the other day and met some crackhead who told me he talked to god a couple of minutes before. He then smoked some white substance and proceeded to lift cars off of the ground? BY JESUS IT WAS A MIRACLE AND COULD ONLY BE A WORK OF GOD.

[palerider7777]

is this a joke? wow, I can't take this serious and neither should anybody else. Where did you get this garbage information from? Have you even studied any type of theology? or ancient history? obviously not.
And that goes for 99% of people on this board.

well he did say evil,i wonder how anything could be evil? i mean if the whole god and devil thing is not real then how could anything be evil?since the whole evil thing was made up by these same"cults" to control the "masses"as he says?

[palerider7777]

Wicked? You and your religion can can kiss my hairy ASS.


The only difference between your religion and a cult is that you believe your religion is right and the cult is wrong. Its all in the same. Your religion is worse that Jim Jones's cult. More people have been killed in the name of jesus that any thing in history.


I dont live in a fantasy world of ancient miracles and magicians walking on water. I also dont follow a 2,000 year old book that was twisted and rewritten by government and monarch's. Its the same reason why we dont give our children school books from 1920.

I live in a world were i face reality. The reality that I dont KNOW GOD DAMN THING. I dont know where we came from. I dont know why we are here. I dont know where we go when we die. BUT IM SURE AS HELL NOT GUNNA GRAB A BOOK AND MAKE SOME SHIT UP.

fuck you and your "wicked" religion
you are right about all the killing that has taken place.what you fail to say tho is most of those deaths are from others that don't believe in jesus.the christians are the ones that are mostly killed in other places.:thumbsup:

[chris62008]

Wicked? You and your religion can can kiss my hairy ASS.


The only difference between your religion and a cult is that you believe your religion is right and the cult is wrong. Its all in the same. Your religion is worse that Jim Jones's cult. More people have been killed in the name of jesus that any thing in history.


I dont live in a fantasy world of ancient miracles and magicians walking on water. I also dont follow a 2,000 year old book that was twisted and rewritten by government and monarch's. Its the same reason why we dont give our children school books from 1920.

I live in a world were i face reality. The reality that I dont KNOW GOD DAMN THING. I dont know where we came from. I dont know why we are here. I dont know where we go when we die. BUT IM SURE AS HELL NOT GUNNA GRAB A BOOK AND MAKE SOME SHIT UP.

fuck you and your "wicked" religion

You mean more people have been persucuted and killed in the name of Jesus than any other... I agree! :thumbsup:

A wise man knows he knows nothing. Your getting there!
And Jesus Christ is not wicked! How dare you say such a thing!!! Do you hear yourself? Who is really the wicked one? Praise Jesus!!! Praise Him!!! and God bless!!!

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

True salvation lies within the hearts of mankind.


True evil lies within the ignorance of the heart.




You can lie to your ego, you can lie to you intellect, you can lie to your peers, but neither you nor your heart can lie to one another, and your heart is your connection to the divine all-truth.

Listen to your heart while reading these words and feel the truth for yourself.


Logic without intuition is illogical, intuition without logic is counterintuitive.

[BIPOLAR2]

:hippy:I have never had such a good bloody laugh in my life.
reading these pages has made me a believer.
a believer that there is life beyond religion.
this all started out as intended fun.but has gone beyond it.
So it mock's religion and the bible, but does'nt every joke mock something ?
if we can't laugh at ourselves-then who can we laugh at ?
religious people reading these pages appear to be infuriated and disgruntled. STOP READING THE BLOODY PAGES THEN.
Apparently a part of religion is commit no sin ...why the hell are you reading pages on a hash board ? Perhaps to help you gain info about your illegal habit-oop's sorry medical medication.
Stop trying to preach and roll with it.
Religion has survived all these years-right or wrong and it will continue long after we are gone.
At the end of the day facts about religion are being proven daily.
religion thrived on the fear of the masses-god let it happen.
pedo priests played with the children-god let it happen.
the list is endless-only god knows how long the list is.
But the real sticker is the fact that we are supposed to adore and worship a god who sat on his butt and let his own son die ?
who the hell shows respect to a father who let something like this happen.
people seem to need something to believe in for some strange reason but who say's it has to be god ?
God really helped me-he made me bipolar2-The good thing about it is - i see things in a different way than many others.
i don't see the supposed promises and rewards or the crap that goes with it.
i see the FACTS.the cruilty of religion.the misuse of power in religion.the abuse by those who work in gods name,etc etc
Yeah i may be nut's but i ain't running about believing in something that has never been proven to exist.

Did you hear about the priest without sin who went to heaven ?
NO...
neither did anyone else-it's like god-it's a belief...

bye the bye-i ain's stoned---i don't use -- but i don't criticise those that do.
your god gave man the right to have an opinion-you may not like it and we may not like yours-but who cares ?
that is what opinions are about.
ps. some of the comments made by the religious ones could be regarded as a sin against their fellow man.
hit the floor and give god 10 or you wont be getting through the gates.

[Spammer]

we make the choice as a human to do bad or good and to create bad or good. just like weapons to kill each other, those are man made items, that were made from the materials that god put on this earth, and it is the humans choice to use that weapon to kill and and do sin, he made us all equal, he is not the one letting african people starve it is there own government and people, they are not fortunate as some countries where u can walk in a store and get a burger. if you REALY THINK about it, it all starts to make sense. he is real

[BlueBlazer]

For those who have made the comment that it is Christians who get killed not do the killing, ever heard of the Spanish Inquisition? The Crusades? The Salem witch trials? How about the subjugation of South America and it's people being made into slaves (those who weren't murdered outright) for Jesus? How about Copernicus being forced to renounce his scientific theories (which have all been proven correct) or face being burned at the stake as a heretic? I could go on all day. The name of Jesus has been used to justify an ocean of blood, don't kid yourselves.

[pepurr]

So true! The name of Jesus, Muhammad and other men of peace have been invoked to justify murder, pillage and other heinous acts. That does not make the religions bad.

The bad/evil is brought by men, not God. We all know through out the ages people have used good cause for selfish purpose.

Once a craftsman made a beautiful vase to hold water. Another man filled the vase with poison and made others drink. Who was evil, the craftsman or the other man or even the vase?

[Mediuser]

amen! and again i say amen! all things flow from god since god created EVERYTHING!!! flowers, rainbows, babies, herpes, puppies, down syndrome, waterfalls, cancer in so many different forms, butterflies, brain parasites, trees, multiple sclerosis, and most importantly....

CANNABIS!!!!!!!!!!

Did God really create Cancer, herpes, multiple sclerosis, or are these fallen states of His design?

Why would Jesus urge us to pray for things to be "on Earth as it is heaven"?

God can't give us cancer. He doesn't have it. You can't give anything away you don't have. There is none in heaven.

He takes no delight in the suffering of those lost, nor has any malice against them to send or wish harm.

He's sweeter than you know or understand.

[boulderbud5525]

I just saw Jesus's image in a piece of burnt toast. It's a miracle, I'm saved. Whoops, Jesus just crumbled.:D

[Blazed Deafy]

dude yall so hilarious..seriously i laughed so hard...i dont know what to say about this. I thank yall for making my day.

Fuck the bible (Granted, bible has good moral guides or whatever) Fuck whats right and whats wrong. They are illusion. Many shit has happened that yall mentioned like Crusades and Spanish Inquisition or whatever. its not related to religion or God. its purely Ego ( jungian term) and self serving. However humans are truly ignorant like and me and yall. Humans are puppet and that is why knowledge is abused repeatedly throughout history. Somebody in the past is smart enough to deprive folks from knowledge thus making them vulnerable yet its kinda ironic that knowledge produces the selfish behavior: greed, sloth, wrath, lust, etc. thats why my good friend Andrew told me this SMART=Satan Movement As Real Time

One thing bothers me the most and I believe i mentioned this before..where the fuck DNA come from? DNA is full of codes and shit like that. Something created this DNA somehow. since codes requires conscious being. Moreover, the spheres are everywhere even planets galaxies and universe, perhaps multiverse. There are no mathematical model to create outside of circle only a designer ascribe a circle, yea there are bunches of theorms and formulas for inside circle/sphere. what the fuck? dont tell me we got here just because of pure chance let alone randomization. its not logical.

Funny thing the law MUST obey the law of physics in differing realms, thus the law cannot be broken unless you can manipulate the space-time continuum. our pathetic laws of land are bendable that means the power of law is laughable...just something to think about...

after all...SHEET HAPPENS on EARTH! who do we blame? no one but ourselves. Who are we to Judge?? who died and made yall King? We are a flock of sheep to some being out there.

Obviously we got Trinity all wrong...we also have feeble trinity within us as well...odd...

sorry for the ramble...i hope i was objective enough for both sides! :D

[rmam666]

God is just an adult's imaginary friend.

John Lennon: Imagine No religion...what a better world it would be!

Religious beliefs have fucked up everything from sex to cannabis. Yet those retarded religious beliefs, as in-fucking-sane as they are, are protected by law. So just keep it to yourself. Or we will argue and I always get the last word in...just a warning, Jesusfreaks.

BTW, crazy Christians, your Bible is filled with IMMORAL acts ordered by or condoned by "God." It is hardly a good moral compass. Yes, I was a theology major in college, so, unfortunately I read it several times, that's how I know it is fucked-up.

Why don't you just keep it to yourself! The most irritating things about Christians is that they talk about their shit and tell others they are going to hell. Judge not lest ye be judged.." basically J said that you will be judged as harshly as you judge others...watch out Fred Phelps and all you other liars and phonies....

Damn, time to get high.:rasta:

[lulu64]

God created me with a body, soul and spirit. When I received the Lord Jesus He came into my spirit and I've realizedthe purpose of man is to express Him. I've been saved for over 30 years and every day is getting better. Recently because of severe pain in my legs due to nerve damage and rheumatoid arthritis I've started smoking weed. I wonder though, how does Jesus feel about me smoking pot?

[Bass3rd]

THERE IS NO GOD!
It all started when some Dinosaur Monkey was jerking off in the bush and shot his load on the ground and the sun hatched Adam and Eve,,,This was the start,,Then some people who thought they'd fuck the whole world up by writing scriptures about GHOSTS and things that don't exist,,like miracles,,"getting a BONER at my age could be considered a "miracle" but it's not,,Parting the sea, building arcs, 40 days of miserable weather,,"what the fuck?" How come these so called miracles stopped coming thousands of years ago,,we could use some help but all we have is a friggin society who wants to kill each other for nothing, no reason at all, and GOD is behind all of this? Then he should be shot or hung for letting the people of the world be so violent , start world wars where innocent people are killed because they're in the way, they act so fucking crazy! And what is so unbelievable is the fact that most countries fighting each other is because of OIL and RELIGION,,do without these 2 and the world would probably be at peace,,,Go ahead and be with the idiots who belives in all this crap,GOD WILL MAKE YOU GO BLIND,,GOD WILL MAKE YOU DEAF, GOD WILL MAKE YOU MUTE, give it a rest,,,If there is a God, then he lives in my favourite fishing hole and she's a beautiful 6 lbs LargeMouth bass that has been living there for a long time, I've caught her numerous times and she keeps coming back each and every year,,,yey for small miracles,,

[killerweed420]

All 3 of the major religions can be traced back to ancient Summeria and even firther back than that. All of the miracles that were wroet anout in the bibles had happened before these religions ever exited and then they co opted them into there own version of the religion. And so many of the miracles are just so much nonsense.
If someone walked up to you on the street and said he had just talked to a burning bush that said he was god, what would you think? Yeah the same everyone would, he's nuts.
It makes more sense that there were ancient aliens back then and even thats pretty bizarre. But atleast it could explain a few things. People make up fantasies when they run into something they can't explain with there limited knowledge.

[silent leprechaun]

God is a myth, prove me wrong...

[420IAMthatIAM]

two possible answers:

if you are saved, it's coming any day now. if it doesn't that is not god's fault but actually yours probably related to not believing enough or hidden sin in your life.

if you are unsaved, it's coming any day now... laced with rat poison! die pagan scum!


easy questions! someone give me a hard one!!!! NEXT
now mind you now I've been there, done that;have you ever stop to think how did he get a european name,jesus

[420IAMthatIAM]

:
guess you need glasses or maybe read abit more.your taking it out of context,that is the 120,000 saints that will follow jesus to sing his praise.nothing more.read on...

144,000... 12,000 from each of the 12 tribes:postreadfaq:

[420IAMthatIAM]

jesus gave mankind freewill and he will not interfear or take it away. god gives mankind an outline (bible) on how they should live but its up 2 the individual person to accept r reject 2 obey r disobey god. god is always their 2 help those n need, but 2 often people dont turn 2 him 4 help, or they wont do what he tells them to do. :beatdeadhorse:

..first jesus did,nt give anyone a will...? we were all made according to GOD'S blue print, each human has his own m/o you do what you do because thats who you are.Rom 7:15 For that which I do I allow not: for what I would, that do I not; but what I hate, that do I. ...any way it is very deep...and you are thinking that jesus is GOD... he is not!!
Mat 4:1 Then was Jesus led up of the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil..... GOD can not be tempted..
:abduct::abduct::abduct:

[stelth stoner]

hi guys, i used to be christian(catholic) but after a bit of research i noticed that christianity had alot of similarities to previous religions such as egypt at the time, virgin mother bears son of god etc also its invented by man to control man, then the amount of suffering religion has caused since it was invented to date, bottom line i don't believe anymore i feel i was duped just like everybody else i do believe in a greater being and gardian angles(for want of a better word) but none of the other nonsense, the way i see it - if i'm wrong i'll be forgiven as the god i believe in is kind and forgiving christianity has been around along time even doh it's relitively new among religions and has certainly been tainted by man like everything else, remember the bible is a book wrote by men who believed the world was flat, don't believe everything your told and don't judge others who believe something else ie. muslims jews etc. and always treat others as you would like them to treat you :rastabanna: also evil has to exist as if it didn't there would be no good

[killerweed420]

There is a good story in the new testament. Its a story of hope and tolerance and love and if christians actually practiced christianity it can be some what good for a society. But both the Torah and Quaran is filled with nothing but hate and intolerance, so jews and muslims must stand for the same thing if they actually practice their religions. Have met a lot of real nice muslims, mainly Cambodians. They very polite and nice but they are just practicing their own personal based version of the Quaran.
I think the majority of people just want to use religion as a crutch. They can't believe that the here and now is all there is. There is no superman or aliens or gods that are going to save us from ourselves. Its time to face reality. If we're going to continue on without slaughtering each other we're going to have to find a way to work together. Other than religions, governments, including our own, are the largest obstacles to living in peace.