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az666
04-04-2005, 03:33 PM
Imagine what would happen or what would of happened if to make babies all you need to do was to mix spearm with oxygen!...

ive been thinking about this for the past few days....it would be chaos.....but they would of invented somthing to keep it under controll or somthing....but what could you invenT?

ermitonto
04-04-2005, 03:36 PM
Well, you could invent new weapons systems. Imagine, all you need to do is attach a couple tanks of semen to a military jet, then as you spray it over the enemy it combines with the oxygen in the air, making it rain babies over them.

az666
04-04-2005, 03:39 PM
LMFAO..HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
thats sum funny shit dude :D
LOL *shakes head*

that actually brought a tear to my eye...lol

jonny
04-04-2005, 03:41 PM
I think thats more effective in our world where semen and oxygen DON'T combine to make babies - I think it'd be better to just spray the enemy with jizz, forget babies, haha!
I'd much rather be killed by a falling baby than completely drenched in an entire platoons fluids!!!!

haha :D

Jonny

ermitonto
04-04-2005, 03:44 PM
Not me. I don't think standing up to your ankles in jizz is worse than standing up to your ankles in dead baby guts.

Hektik
04-04-2005, 08:41 PM
Well, you could invent new weapons systems. Imagine, all you need to do is attach a couple tanks of semen to a military jet, then as you spray it over the enemy it combines with the oxygen in the air, making it rain babies over them.
lmmfao, i was going to post an idea but nothing can even come close to that shit, good stuff :cool: :D

Rarrr
04-05-2005, 09:06 AM
Imagine what would happen or what would of happened if to make babies all you need to do was to mix spearm with oxygen!...

ive been thinking about this for the past few days....it would be chaos.....but they would of invented somthing to keep it under controll or somthing....but what could you invenT?
There would be a shitload of single parents out there if that was the case, every guy would hav about a million baies following him :D. Theres only one way to control that sort of circumstance and i fear saying it (the "c" word)....

SLiC112
04-05-2005, 07:27 PM
There would be a shitload of single parents out there if that was the case, every guy would hav about a million baies following him :D. Theres only one way to control that sort of circumstance and i fear saying it (the "c" word)....
LOL!

ermitonto
04-05-2005, 08:45 PM
Theres only one way to control that sort of circumstance and i fear saying it (the "c" word)....

I hope you mean child-genocide and not castration.

Rarrr
04-05-2005, 11:36 PM
I hope you mean child-genocide and not castration.
Hahahahahaha
Cannabalism

hazeman88
04-06-2005, 05:46 PM
Well we'd have a new food source. I would love some baby back ribs.

bigdaddy420
04-07-2005, 12:05 AM
If oxygen and sperm combined together made babies, I'd have to get rid of my porn collection. :(