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koshea
04-04-2005, 01:41 AM
holy shit this whole past...well 2 years has been a blur for me...but this weekend was fucking insane i met so many people and took more hits than fucking breaths...saturday night after jamming with my band we went to chill and crash at this kid nick's moms house who in their fridge dont have anything without alcohol, there is bacardi silver sour apple drinks, wine coolers, and carona...so i ahd about 5 of those and 7 shots of polar ice vodka, then we chilled out side his house on his porch and smoked 13 bowls ebtween 4 people...to which we couldnt walk, my friend (and singer in my band) threw up all over the kids door to the patio (the inside part of the door) and the dog ate the left over ramen noodles in the puke...then i met this chick ashley who was fucked up like we were and i peed her name on a shed for her then at 5 AM i woke up to hide the bubbler and went around the side of the house in the 40 degree weather fucked up still and peed...it was heaven on earth...then we had a wake and bake at 8 AM with 3 bowls out of his glass mini bubbler, then we drove my friends 1976 blue camaro all around our town fuckin with the sober church goers...no offense to anyone...then we came to my house, and we were all so dead tired....so we went to ashleys house, the chick i met last night and her mom was sittin in the living room smoking a bong and watching dr. phill so we could smoke anywhjere in the house and her mom didnt care so i met a bunch of bad ass moms and a bunch of bad ass kids on a 48 hour intoxication binge

kyle
04-04-2005, 02:09 AM
I did the same thing only my binge lasted upwards of 4 days. But now the fun's over, spring breaks gone-back to school tomorrow.

EverydayJunglist
04-04-2005, 02:10 AM
that story is fuckin hilarious-after all you had to drink you still drove,rock on.and you peed ashley,come on you fuckin liar,no one has enough piss for 6 letters.Maybe her initials.

koshea
04-04-2005, 02:15 AM
i peed ashley, dude, i had to pee for 7 hours....i even started to pee rocks but i only got an r....and fuck yes i drove, i wasnt even lookin at the road i was zoning out in the BEAUTIFUL sunrise in the morning, subconciously driving....i fuckin love binges

hempilation311
04-04-2005, 02:21 AM
good going man. way to catch a death on your hands