Need Some Advice

[Rusty867]

Hi Everyone,

First, thanks for taking the time to read this. I recently got an offer for an internship at a wealth management firm. Upon notification of the offer, I was told they would be mailing a pre-employment package that would detail a drug screening an background test. I have been a regular smoker for about two years now, with use ranging from once a week to three or four times a week. I last smoked a joint on Oct. 29th. I didn't know that they drug screened, but wanted to be cautious. I imagine that the package will arrive around Wednesday or Thursday this week.

This Thursday, the 19th, will be three weeks of not smoking. I'm 24, 5'10, 185lbs. I don't really exercise much, but I am not a couch potato. I was a scared so I picked up a first check home test on Monday after I got the offer (First Check Home Drug Tests - the most advanced home drug and health tests. Home Drug Test Information. (http://www.firstcheckfamily.com)). The test showed up as a weak negative; a light pink line.

I have now started to run a little, drinking two to three quarts of water a day, and a quart of 100% cranberry juice a day. I imagine after I get the package the soonest they could test me would be Monday, Nov. 23rd (clean for 3 weeks and 3 days). Or, it might not be until the Monday after Thanksgiving (4 weeks and 3 days).

I was curious if anyone had any opinions on if I will be ok or not. I have thought about picking up some quick fix if I have another home test come up as a weak negative. Thank you in advance for you advice.

[Rusty867]

After doing further research I realized cranberry and water are useless unless I aim to use the dilution method. So I guess my question is should I eat a bunch on thanksgiving and bulk up the few days before my test, thinking four weeks and three days will be sufficient. Or should I try and sub?

[Deige]

A faint line is still a line and if it can be photocopied it is a line. I would use the dilution method based on your height, weight, and smoking habits. Make sure you test yourself with the first piss of the morning its the most potent. Exercising and loading up on fiber right now would be a good idea, then 3-4 days before the test go into hibernation(be as lazy as possible). You should be fine, just make sure you follow dilution to the "T".:thumbsup:

[Deige]

Or you could use the More Effective dilution method and save yourself alot of money. Cleaners are nothing more than expensive dilution and we don't promote them here.

[Burnt Toast]

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All detox products "work" because of dilution (that is, when they do work). That means they work because of the water that you are required to drink with them. They do not rid the body of THC, nor do they convert THC into something that cannot be detected, as the makers and shills would like the customer to believe. You could spend $60 - $200 on the magic potion and not accomplish anything different than you would with just vitamin B2 and water.

The so-called 'guarantees' are of no kind of insurance that the snake oil works. Often when the product does fail, and the customer attempts to exercise the 'guarantee', s/he is told that:

a) "You mustve not followed the instructions, therefore the guarantee is voided."

b) "Using cannabis is illegal, and our products are not to be used on lawfully administered drug tests, therefore the guarantee is voided"

In summary, detox products are an expensive scam that exist only to captialize on the so-called "war on drugs" by seperating the credulous from their hard-earned cash. Cannabis users are already victimized enough by the "war on drugs" without these leeching scam artists entering the mix. :wtf:

There is no product that can rid the body of THC. Only time and exercise can do this.

[killerweed420]

After doing further research I realized cranberry and water are useless unless I aim to use the dilution method. So I guess my question is should I eat a bunch on thanksgiving and bulk up the few days before my test, thinking four weeks and three days will be sufficient. Or should I try and sub?

You maybe able to pass by getting clean. You will want to pickup some cheap thc strips to test yourself at how. Start exercising as much as you can and eat a high fiber diet with metamucil. 3 days before UA switch to a high fat red meat diet and quit exercising.
But I would be prepared with a backup plan of subbing. Subbing is by far the best way to go because then you don't have to change your lifestyle just to get a damn job.lol