Cum

[ganja is my game]

hey my gf told me she wants me to cum on her body because she thinks its hot. do any other girls like this?

[wannagethigh]

u are a bastard. I want a gf like urs.

[imsmokingmyroach]

my girls loves it when i cum in her mouth..or on her body... :D

[EverydayJunglist]

reminds me one time at a party at my old Apt i had this bitch slobbing on my knob.I was piss as drunk and doin yay.After i busted a nut in her mouth and she swallowed,she looked at me and said" most guys cum tastes nasty,but yours taste good."I did not know what the fuck to say,and dont really recall what i said.lol fuckin sick bitch

[ganja is my game]

haha musta been all those "veggies" bet she got a great body high lmao.

[tagnamestek]

my girl prefers me to kum in her not on her lol

[bern]

forget the body,show her some respect and launch it in her face!! lol

[SLiC112]

all these damn chicks out here love when i cum all over they face... and i love when i cum all over they face too...

[robert42]

I SQUIRT ALL ON THEM LOL LET THEM FEEL MY WRATH AND TWO WORDS...


IM GONE lol

[dialtone420]

Doing yay and busting in the mouth, dude. Thats so not nice! You know it was rank from all the drugs and booze. But awesome! Love shit like that. Life is good yup! Smoken Drinken Snorten Fucken!

[powair]

I like it, it's hot, I love it in the mouth too. It's always nice when someone cums inside you though..:)

[bud bone]

can we meet rachel

[AlwaysBlazed]

Mmm, I came on this girls face and she got really pissed. It got in her hair and shit. We were both mad blazed though.

[Cotton_Mouth]

hey my gf told me she wants me to cum on her body because she thinks its hot. do any other girls like this?

It is pretttty hot, wouldn't you say so?!:)

[fikusroot]

Has anyone ever made a girl do the Gorillia? You jizz on her face then shave your pubes then throw them on her face so the stick to the cum then make her dance around like a monkey. That would be so hot.

[Cotton_Mouth]

mmkay.. no.

[fikusroot]

Dont bash it till you've tried it. I've gotten many a girl to do the monkey. You really need to sell the fact that you're a monkey to make it really hot. Oh, and you have to be completely naked because monkeys dont wear clothes unles someone dresses them up to be cute. I'll sometimes test cosmetics products on me new monkey slave. The sky really is the limit. You can do anything to her that you could a normal monkey except you don't go to court for having sex with her.

[rottenPauL]

fikusroot LOL LMMFAOO LOLLLL

[birdgirl73]

i think you're treading a sorta thin line between poor taste and downright bad taste, even for a very minimally moderated forum

[rottenPauL]

fuck maaan i cant stop laughinh ooooooooooooooo LOLOLOLOL

[Cotton_Mouth]

OMG, Dude that was fucking great !!
although.. I'm going to refuse in trying that

If someone has truly experienced that then... LOL.:p

[rottenPauL]

LOL dude, if it aint a monkey, it aint a monkey.. Nothings like a real heary primeape LOL

[buddymyfriend]

What you should do mate, is fuck her doggy style. Just as your getting close spit on her back and when she turns round let loose in her face! Havent actually tried this as i know my bounderies! But have had plenty of girls who cant get enough of my man juice. Face or tits love? There's nothing better than coming in a girls face as she frantically plays with herself, king of the fuckin world!

Peace

Buddy

[Kwali]

my girl prefers me to kum in her not on her lol

Same

[Prozac fairy]

the gorrilla.....omg im laughin sooo much....u serious tho? i mean if a guy asked me to do that id jaw the freak.

[buddymyfriend]

Has anyone ever made a girl do the Gorillia? You jizz on her face then shave your pubes then throw them on her face so the stick to the cum then make her dance around like a monkey. That would be so hot.

Only just read your post and I cant stop laughing, but on a serious note I can't see many girls going for that!

Lmfao!

[LIP]

Why did i read this thread? After the monkey fisasco im gunna need therapy for life. :(

[rebgirl420]

hahah theres nothing weird about that. I love stuff like that, I mean be open. If your not open you don't know what awsome shit your missing. But be careful about getting off on her face. My fiance did that to me and fucked up my eye. It was all red and swollen for like, 5 hours and it hurt like hell.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Has anyone ever made a girl do the Gorillia? You jizz on her face then shave your pubes then throw them on her face so the stick to the cum then make her dance around like a monkey. That would be so hot.

I like the way you think!

[NightProwler]

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[ciller]

My ex actually prefered it if I came on her instead of inside. Though I think she did it for practical reasons as opposed to doing it for fun. She just didn't like all that cum inside her, apparently I came too much? Oh well.
Problem is when you pull out and cum, its not neccesarily easy to control. There were a few times Id get it all over her body, or on her face, in her hair. I've even hit the head board, the pillows, the wall... cum everywhere!

I was especially proud of the wall one.


Laundry's a bitch too.

[fikusroot]

Sometimes my cum comes out purple. Does this happen to anyone else.

[lil josh]

lol funny 1 i spunked on her face then shaved my pubes then threw them on her face n they stuck to the cum then i made her dance around like a monkey lol

[MegaOctane12]

My ex actually prefered it if I came on her instead of inside. Though I think she did it for practical reasons as opposed to doing it for fun. She just didn't like all that cum inside her, apparently I came too much? Oh well.
Problem is when you pull out and cum, its not neccesarily easy to control. There were a few times Id get it all over her body, or on her face, in her hair. I've even hit the head board, the pillows, the wall... cum everywhere!

I was especially proud of the wall one.


Laundry's a bitch too.

cool you must never masturbate at all to have all that jizz

[shilling]

Sometimes my cum comes out purple. Does this happen to anyone else.

yeah dude, i get a whole rainbow of spunkjuice fly out! :D

Seriously, I would see a doctor, alternatively, make a purple monkey!

[ciller]

cool you must never masturbate at all to have all that jizz


Think Peter North Jr.

[Pride]

LOL funny thread.

I don't cum in the mouth much, she seems to like it more when it's on her breasts.

[Kryzco]

fikusroot

you've been sigged

that was the funniest shit I've read in a long time

I hate to say I'm open-minded and all but thats a little extreme for me

[JMRinFLA]

When I was 17 I was doing my girlfriend doggy style on her parents bed. I wasn't wearing a rubber so I needed to pull out. Just as pulled out and squirted all over her back her father walked in! We were facing the door so he got the full view! About 2 weeks later my mother caught me in the shower with the same chick. Now that I'm a parent I make lots of noise when I come home!

[WEED_UK]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmfg sounds freaky!!!!

Maybe you should try the 4 legged horse next.............................................. ......jiz on her face .......then cut ur legs off,throw them on her face and make her run around like a horse........actually No.............Dont do it.....................lol

[orangeman]

Sometimes my cum comes out purple. Does this happen to anyone else.

Has anyone ever made a girl do the Gorillia? You jizz on her face then shave your pubes then throw them on her face so the stick to the cum then make her dance around like a monkey. That would be so hot.



Dont bash it till you've tried it. I've gotten many a girl to do the monkey. You really need to sell the fact that you're a monkey to make it really hot. Oh, and you have to be completely naked because monkeys dont wear clothes unles someone dresses them up to be cute. I'll sometimes test cosmetics products on me new monkey slave. The sky really is the limit. You can do anything to her that you could a normal monkey except you don't go to court for having sex with her.


Your fuckin weird...

[FireyBudBurner]

When I was 17 I was doing my girlfriend doggy style on her parents bed. I wasn't wearing a rubber so I needed to pull out. Just as pulled out and squirted all over her back her father walked in! We were facing the door so he got the full view! About 2 weeks later my mother caught me in the shower with the same chick. Now that I'm a parent I make lots of noise when I come home!
Wow on his bed with his daughter and no rubber, NICE. Good call with the noise, thats the last thing you want to see.

[Shannon]

forget the body,show her some respect and launch it in her face!! lol

LOL, youre cool

[missJambi]

i like the way it makes my boobs shine when its rubbed in, but i dont take it in the mouth...well maybe if i were really horny high and lit.

[BlueDevil]

Me, I'd rather butter a muffin than screw up a girls contacts and/or makeup. There have been a few occasions where I did money shot-esque requests, but to be honest I always felt kinda silly.

My wife jokes with me about having an additional pair of balls, apparently when I drop the uhmmm, 'macho gazpacho' - there's a lot. Why kill a dozen paper towels when you can just frantically run for the bathroom for some drainage?


P.s. I love The Pill. :D

[T®auma]

i actually read this thread....

[Stormhix]

This is one hilarious thread!!! I will never forget the Gorilla..pmsl!!:stoned: :D

[trippruss]

i luv eating pussy so i usually dont cum inside her. after a few days of cummin' inside her in a row it gets a little funky. wish i would have thought of that 4 kids ago tho. r

[LIP]

When i cum, i cum. If im on top, standing, kneeling or anything i can squir a fairly long way, but when im laying on my back it only dribbles out.. which is a disappointment, but its not my problem, i dont care rofl.

I like taking the girl from behind, then as im about to come get her to turn round and suck me off... thats good, half in the mouth, the rest over her tits... and then we wait... 30 mins later im ready to go agian.

From behind is the way to go... hit the G spot and your girl will do almost anything.

[PdoubleOTY]

She cups the sack and you bust on her rack.....

[slowlickitysplit]

FIKUSROOT you're my new hero! i laughed so hard I woke the kids. I have to burn one with you someday before I die!

[Shannon]

I like the way you think!

Hellls no! Cum on tha body,face, wherever you like, but leave the pubes out of it.

[EmoRebellion]

DEAL!