back4yard2bo0gi
11-04-2009, 12:22 AM
I had my first pre-employment drug test today. I've been reading alot of the threads here about subbing and i felt pretty confident that i could pull it off. 3 words EASY AS HELL! I had the normal jitters all morning, and heres how it went:
9am- got phone call to say that my appt was at 1
930am- got clean pee from a friend
around noon- warmed pee to 100' and set off for the facility
noon 30 - checked temp, was at 98.7'
noon 45- signed in and did paper work
1pm - emptied pockets
was led into bathroom
told to wash hands
the lady then taped the lid to the toilet, handle and the faucet in the sink so i had no water, and colored the toilet water blue.
she then closed the door and off to my business:
grabbed my container which was between my boys and my leg (no tape or anything)
filled the cup to where she wanted it dumped the rest. put the container back in the area. and gave her "my" specimen.
Best part of all of it-- she checked the box on the form that my pee was 90-100' before i even got into the bathroom. When i got out of the bathroom, she was 2 rooms away!
Ill find out in a day or 2 my results, then i start my new job!
:jointsmile::rasta:
also, did this with no practice.... my advice is the same as most, you just have to take your mind off of what your doing, just transferring liquid from one container to another.
9am- got phone call to say that my appt was at 1
930am- got clean pee from a friend
around noon- warmed pee to 100' and set off for the facility
noon 30 - checked temp, was at 98.7'
noon 45- signed in and did paper work
1pm - emptied pockets
was led into bathroom
told to wash hands
the lady then taped the lid to the toilet, handle and the faucet in the sink so i had no water, and colored the toilet water blue.
she then closed the door and off to my business:
grabbed my container which was between my boys and my leg (no tape or anything)
filled the cup to where she wanted it dumped the rest. put the container back in the area. and gave her "my" specimen.
Best part of all of it-- she checked the box on the form that my pee was 90-100' before i even got into the bathroom. When i got out of the bathroom, she was 2 rooms away!
Ill find out in a day or 2 my results, then i start my new job!
:jointsmile::rasta:
also, did this with no practice.... my advice is the same as most, you just have to take your mind off of what your doing, just transferring liquid from one container to another.