RIP Mitch Hedberg [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

fatty lumps

04-01-2005, 02:21 AM

http://www.nbc13.com/entertainment/4335236/detail.html

april fools? I dunno.

Thx, Mitch for giving me two of the best comedy CD's, and 1 of the best comedy DVDs ever. You will be missed at the fatty lumps HQ.

koshea

04-01-2005, 02:32 AM

no i fucking loved him wtf!

Styles

04-01-2005, 03:37 AM

he was one of the funniest comedians i've ever heard, he will be missed.

"Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck."

"I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language."

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here."

"I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others."

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said "Certainly." He said "Do I need to dial 9?" I say "Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick."

RIP Mitch

JSTA

04-01-2005, 03:43 AM

That guy was HILARIOUS! RIP bro. I'm definately smokin to his name tonight.

looseends

04-01-2005, 04:28 AM

oh...man...that really sucks.

Kanna Bish

04-01-2005, 05:22 AM

man...

2600

04-15-2005, 07:27 AM

uh, i just assumed this was an april fools joke...

maybe i should look into it.

weirdo79

04-15-2005, 07:48 AM

Nope no joke, appears to be a heart defect :( poor mitch he was one of the best comedians I've ever seen. His just for laughs performance was amazing.

"I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring"

"I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal ease. At ease was not being in the military. I am at ease, bro, because I am not in the military"

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. There's a large out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside."

"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that"

RIP Mitch

Stedric

04-15-2005, 08:09 AM

Thats awful.