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joelongo
09-29-2009, 01:27 AM
A man who stuffed his girlfriend's cat into a makeshift marijuana pipe has said that he had done it on other occasions and that it calmed the cat down.

Area Schomaker of Lincoln said he never intended to hurt the 6-month-old cat, Shadow.

Sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance at the residence fined the 20-year-old Schomaker on suspicion of misdemeanour animal cruelty on Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a boxlike contraption that had the cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.

Schomaker's girlfriend, Marissa Vieux, also was fined for animal cruelty because she didn't try to stop Schomaker, Sgt Andy Stebbing said.

Vieux, 22, said she took in the cat about two months ago from friends who abused it.

Schomaker said the cat would bite and scratch them but he did nt want to discipline it by swatting or squirting water at it. He said they did not bring it to an animal shelter because they feared it would be put down.

So Schomaker said he decided to use the makeshift pipe because he had heard about people calming their pets by blowing marijuana smoke in their faces.

"I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this," he said. "I'm just the first one to get caught."

He said he put the cat in the bong a total of three times and it seemed to calm the cat.

"Every time we took her out she would pretty much just lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person," Schomaker said.

The bong had a foot-long piece of garden hose coming out of a Plexiglas box, with the top secured with duct tape. Schomaker said the pipe was constructed in such a way that the cat did not get immersed in smoke to the extent some might believe.

Schomaker said law enforcement and animal specialists lectured him about why what he did was cruel, and that he learned from his mistake.

info from:Man stuffed cat in marijuana bong 'to calm it down' - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/4942627/Man-stuffed-cat-in-marijuana-bong-to-calm-it-down.html)

Islandborn
09-29-2009, 03:01 PM
How disgusting...........these folks need a swift beating.

DOUGAL25
09-29-2009, 03:22 PM
Simply could've just shotgunned smoke to the cat; if it runs away, it doesn't want it. If it stays in the cloud of smoke, you got a stoner cat.

Stories like these will only give a negative rep to the stoner community; it's a real shame.
:stoned:

spings
09-29-2009, 03:28 PM
This f**ker needs to be beaten till the edge of death :wtf:

:cursing:

Islandborn
09-29-2009, 04:14 PM
Not the only place bad people stuff things.....Not to be outdone, from Saudi Arabia we have :wtf:

Al Qaeda Bombers Learn from Drug Smugglers - CBS Evening News - CBS News (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/09/28/eveningnews/main5347847.shtml)

that's right, a bomb in his rectum....gotta give him some props for sheer nerves of steel. 18 hours with C4 in your ass. Wow.

carinia
10-09-2009, 09:44 PM
Hes not the first guy to get busted for smoking up a cat, 10 or so years ago here a high school kid accidently killed his sisters cat. Put in a box, he and his buddies put in who knows how many bong rips, forgot about the cat. 2 hours later, it was aphyxiated. Stories like those are so sad, how stupid can people be?! Its friggin sick.

BTW the kid did get charged and punished!

helpplz
10-13-2009, 03:12 AM
That's fucking sick, I smoke my cat up all the time but I hotbox my bedroom, and blow hits on her, not shove her in a box. She apparently enjoys it though, she just kicks back and basks. Now if you'll excuse me my bong is calling :thumbsup:

FreeDaHerb
10-13-2009, 03:35 AM
So much easier to just feed them a piece of bud in a piece of cheese lol

psychocat
10-14-2009, 02:31 AM
There never ever seems to be a shortage of retards in the world. :mad:

SauceeMcGee
10-14-2009, 06:12 AM
This is quite an old story actually...I read this a loooooooooong time ago and was appalled at the stupidity of the person

SMG

johnnyh
10-20-2009, 10:35 PM
and he couldnt just give it cat nip?

Mississippi Steve
10-20-2009, 11:53 PM
Genius is finite :wtf:

yokinazu
10-25-2009, 01:40 PM
Genius is finite

and stupid should hurt

Mr. Clandestine
10-27-2009, 12:43 AM
Just because pet owners like taking bong rips doesn't mean their pets do too. If you give even half a shit about the well-being your pets, don't include them in the rotation. Just because they're not running in fear doesn't mean they're having a good time... they might just be too stoned to get the hell away from you...
:beatdeadhorse:

Micsog
12-31-2009, 02:13 AM
put the kid in a box and bong hit his ass till asphyxia i'm sure somewhere along the lines of that just imagine getting stuck in a box and bonged sure it my be fun at first but when mary's on fire o2 will get real short real quik

4harley
03-07-2010, 05:17 AM
anyone who thinks weed in any form given ,inhaled,eaten is stupid ,ignorent.
just plain stupid.it is a animal.not to be toyed with in this or any manor other than kind,loveing ,taken care of.caretakers.we are of higher intelligence.animals do what they do based on instincts.people who do this need to be
put in jail,but first id like to punish them first hand,and i would feal great joy in doing it.

gypski
03-07-2010, 05:00 PM
The bong should be shoved up the guy's ass to teach him a lesson. Or down his throat if you prefer another hole. :D

Mississippi Steve
03-07-2010, 09:11 PM
If *ANYBODY* even thought about being mean to my cat, they would find themselves going out through my front door in a quick hurry.... I don't know that I would open it first either. :wtf: