Random Drug Test

[chillinoutblazebowls]

Hello Everyone:

I got a new job recently and passed a drug test in a lab using fake urine. Obviously Im happy about that but Im worried about "Random Testing" in the future.

Has anybody gone through a "Random Drug Test" for a job? If so, what was it like? Privacy?

I cant Imagine using the fake piss method for a random screening. A microwave would have to be present and I cant be heating up fake urine at the work place...lol.

[Burnt Toast]

When you get hit with a random, where will the testing be done?

[Dutch Pimp]

They do random drug testing where I work....they do it AT work!

The medical clinic testers arrive at 6:30am. Then at 6:45am ...4 employees from the late night shift (11pm-7am) and 4 employees from the day shift (7am-3pm) are sent to the front office. They are sent into their respective rest rooms to provide a urine sample. They do this...about every 3-4 months.

I could drink a lot of water and provide a completely flooded sample and nothing would be said about it....unfortunately...I don't know which day that will occur?...Catch 22...:wtf:...there's not time for a detour to pick up a heated QF sample.

It all happens like a lightning strike. Very depressing...:stoned:

[killerweed420]

Get a bottle of synthetic urine, get a big old coffee cup with a lid. Stick the urine in the bottle in the big old coffee cup. Practice before hand to see how long you have to nuke it for. You should have a microwave somewhere there at work. When its at the right temp stuff it in your shorts. Practice doing it as calmly and quietly as possible. And remember you don't have to pee on command. If things aren't right just stall and say you can't pee. You're getting paid by the hour anyway. Milk it. Make the process as expensive as possible for the companies.

[TChong]

You're getting paid by the hour anyway. Milk it. Make the process as expensive as possible for the companies.

Good idea here. Make them suffer a little bit! lol

[d00fy]

when i got called for my random UA, my synthentic wasn't as warm when i crotched it in the morning (everyday ritual) ,so i stalled for an hr with the collector and drinking water,she said no worries this is what i get paid for cause i asked her if i was taking up her time since i was the last on the list and i knew my synthentic was ready for the temp. So we just talked about movies,and the economy and how she expressed her feelings on the arizona immigration law lol