PLeasehelp:weird food

[pez]

Im making a business plan for a restaurant in my advanced computer applications class and i need help making up real fuckin weird food. nasty ugly disgusting whatever.

so far the restaurant's special is the bacon latte'

i also have a sourkrout jello mold(lime,cherry,or coconut),baby burrito(baby wrolled up with beans and cheese in a baked tortilla),.
as you can see there is no limit too how grosss it can be but i need help with this as soon as you guys can think this shit up.

I trust you guys can think up really weird food right?

[Pass The Rizla]

ice cream and gravy!

[DrGonzo]

fermented elephant-processed straw salad (for the hardcore vegans)

placenta salsa, served warm

habanero-mint candied yam soup

[Funken Monken]

What about tuna served on a weetabix topped with chocolate sauce?

Maybe even a pittabread filled with jellie babies, raw beef steak, sushi, served with jizz sauce?

Puree'd smoked haddock gently boiled in coca-cola and topped with peanut butter?

[Bloke]

A single plum, floating in perfume, and served in a man's hat.
When isn't it time for a Simpson's reference?

[DrGonzo]

oooh! don't forget the mexican cock sauce!

(if you ask for it at burger king in the mornings they will actually look for it, its the funniest thing ever)

[gs8778]

hmmm, i'd actually try that bacon latte. mmmmmmmm baaaacccoooooon:D
see, the trick is ya gotta butter yer bacon and then bacon yer sausage.

[chix4bud]

sauteed roadkill(preferably possum) served on a bed of nightshade salad with a side of fried chitlins n eyballs with sweatsock gravy hmmm mmmm :D

[ermitonto]

Chocolate-covered cherries with the cherries taken out of them and replaced with 2-month old mayonnaise.

[weirdo79]

saurkraut with anything pretty much is the sum of anything I find gross har har.

[ermitonto]

Or how about haggis?

[gs8778]

Chocolate-covered cherries with the cherries taken out of them and replaced with 2-month old mayonnaise.

lol :D
Butters: I've done it, General Disarray. I've watches all one hundred and thirty-two episodes of the Simpsons, twice. And I've finally come up with something... tha they have never done! Uh, behold! [pulls the sheet off] This device that I have made will take the cherries out of chocolate-covered cherries and replace the inside instead, with two-month-old mayonnaise. [grins] People will think that they are gonna get a bite of a sweet, delicious cherry, but, instead, they'll get a mouth full of yuckies, and sticky mayonnaise. Hey! [begins to cackle. Dougie fiddles with the machine] You've never seen this on the Simpsons, right?
Dougie: No, I think the Simpsons would be more clever than that.
Butters: Good! Then l-let us take my machine outside and make society finally pay for sh-shunning us!
Announcer: [a commercial for Cheesy-Poofs gives way to a Simpsoons commercial] Tonight on the Simpsons: It's a laughorama when Bart builds a machine that takes cherries out of chocolate-covered cherries and replace instead, with mayonnaise.
Butters: Nnno [turns and faces the TV], uh no, no, it can't be.
Dougie: Uh oh, Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it! [a shot of the TV]
Butters: No! No! [begins hallucinating]

[LilRedDevil]

How about a nice liver marinated in cod liver oil, and served with deep fried potatoe peels, and onion skins!?!?!?!? Mmmmmmm :eek:

Or as my mother always said when we asked "whats for dinner" How about the evah famous Shit On A Stick with a nice cup of SICK! :confused:

[Looker]

GRLLLMMMPGHFFFGHH!!!!!!(THROWUP SOUND)

[RIP ODB]

How bout a large Kielbasa sub with extra veins? Mayo on the buns!