Come on...say it...

[maryjanemama]

Admit one thing about yourself...it must be sex related. It's not like we're going to see you in the grocery store, so spill it! I'll go first:

The first time I kissed a girl I was 9. It was also the last time I kissed a girl.

[Ammie]

my first sexually exspericance with a girl i was 12 with a boy 14 :o

[Lulu]

The first sexual experience I had with a girl I was 11 :o but that wasn't the last time. I experimented through my teens, I was a brat and easily bored, anyways... :p

[likemclever]

My first experience (kiss) with a girl was last year. I guess I just wanted to see what all the hoopla was about. It was ok and she was a good kisser but it just didn't get my motor runnning...men on the other hand I do enjoy!

[Ammie]

it looks like most women on these boards have done something with another women :D
us stoner chicks are very experimental......gotta love it ;)

[Darkneon420]

I was 12 when i first had sex. I havent had it again since, i hope my bf gets over being a virgin soon lol

[maryjanemama]

I have a reoccurring dream about Sawleaf once every 1-2 weeks, even though I've never met him in r/l.

We are kissing under a table in a crowded restaurant. He's wearing a white shirt, black suit jacket, and a black tie. I am wearing my favorite vintage dress, nude nylons, and my favorite black heels.

As the kissing gets more intense, I undo his tie and start to unbutton his shirt, the suit jacket stays on. He starts to take off the sash on the waist of my dress...then I wake up.

No one seems to notice or care that we are getting hot and heavy under the table. He's a beautiful kisser. ;)

[Euphoric]

I first kissed a girl when i was 14. French kiss : sink or swim. I sank. Right down her esophogus! weeee saliva slip n slide

[Epic]

My first sexual experience was with a stripper at 16. I told her I was a virgin so she fucked me right there.

I <3 my dad for getting me in.

[Stedric]

First kissed a girl when I was 14, first sexual experience at 15.

[Encatuse]

I just shaved all my pubic hair.

[ilovelife]

i shaved my balls for this girl before and it hurt like fuck when the hair grew back b/c it was pointy and would stab me whenever i walked, but now my balls are hairier then ever! o yay!

[wannagethigh]

i lost my viginity a few months ago with what I thought was a one night stand. Turns out she enjoyed it more than I thought and has sex with me almost every week since. I am 17. To make it more exciting we recently added handcuffs to the fun.

[jacquelyne]

your the best lol
I just shaved all my pubic hair.

[jacquelyne]

had sex 17 first time with my bf of 6 mths

[Dragonslayer4200]

well im 16 i had sex for the first time with my gf of 3 months like 3 weeks ago i was a little nervous but then after she told me i made her cum like fucken 2 times lol and no i wasnt stoned but i wish i was. my first kiss real kiss was with her to like 3 months ago lol and making out. and my fist time eating pussy was with her 2 months ago and my first bj was with her and that was 2 months ago lol i have had a lot of first with this girl lol and i wasnt stoned for any of it lol i wish i was though.

[Garden Knowm]

someone on this board blessed me with nude photos... : ) ...

It was sweet...


Oh yeah.... can I get some more : )

[Not Enough Herb]

first time i found my penis:

yesterday

i said hey little fella

and he winked at me

:D

later

[mrdevious]

I'll be 20 on April 14 and I've still never had sex or even a girlfriend.... and I doubt I ever will :( :( :(

[GooseBear]

hey thats okay not everyone needs to think that they need to jump on the bandwagon and have sex. I don't know you but dude just ask a girl out that you think you like?? I mean the worst thing she is going to say is no. Take action!!!! If you want though whatever I don't know you Hello I'm Goosebear.

and my dark dirty secret is

I secretly want a threesome....and
maybe make out with another girl just to see what it is like

I like having sex outside!!!
I love playing with my boyfriends ballsac and his testicles......Ammie you know I talked about my obsession with this part of a mans body before on these sex threads!!! haha and to everyone else who read that a long time ago IT"S STILL TRUE!!

[Ammie]

Oh yes goosey baby i remember all about that ;) I love when a girl can talk about this kind of thing! most are way to shy....ugh!...I hate when people cant tell u what they want with out being shy!:confused: anyways goosey baby we are most def not in that catagorey along with a few others on these boards:p

[DrGonzo]

I'd love to say I'm a lesbian but the penis kinda prevents that

although I have been known to incite lesbianism in my friends, a party couple months back ended up with me, my good buddy Jose and two of my female friends in the basement of my buddy's house, where there just happens to be a stripper pole

the video evidence of that night was fucking spectacular...thank god for nightvision cameras!

[maryjanemama]

....ugh!...I hate when people cant tell u what they want with out being shy!:confused: :p
Me too! We're all adults, just say it...because I'm not going to wait around. The more someone acts indecisive, the more I lose interest. :rolleyes:

Back to the topic...I once had sex with 3 different men, at different times, all in one day. Wheeeew...I've been wanting to get that off my chest for years. ;) :D

[caddyman]

I was quiet a bit older the first time I had sex , now i wish i never discovered it , because today i could be a very wealthy man, so take a tip from me guys , carry on masturbating for as long as you can.

[Looker]

I was quiet a bit older the first time I had sex , now i wish i never discovered it , because today i could be a very wealthy man, so take a tip from me guys , carry on masturbating for as long as you can.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[tagnamestek]

i have a konfession. i fukked my kurrent girlfriend. the next day i fukked her best friend. and this weekend im plannin on doin thier mutual friend. then there was that party i was at last night wit this one girl, but i kant remember mukh about what happened, but i hope i dint do her, i dont like hos

[Euphoric]

you are the ho

[peji]

How could I have missed MJM sexual ?? :p Hmmm let me think now,,,,ok my first b/friend & first kiss when I was around 5 :eek: Well growing on up on an Army Base :rolleyes:

[Garden Knowm]

I'd like to meet someone.. never say a word them...no talking.. have sex with them.. and maintain a voiceless relationship... I love talking but, talking can really fuck shit up... LOVE is soomething I have for everybody... and then I get to know them : (

LOL sounds funny but true....

[adh endo]

my first sexual experience started in the boot of a car with a chick id just met lying on top of me cos the car was overloaded by several extra than the car carried.
i was 17.
but ive never had a decent frequent sexual relationship with any particular chick

[robert42]

i would say but i could be here all nite lol

:p

[sawleaf]

I have a reoccurring dream about Sawleaf once every 1-2 weeks, even though I've never met him in r/l.

We are kissing under a table in a crowded restaurant. He's wearing a white shirt, black suit jacket, and a black tie. I am wearing my favorite vintage dress, nude nylons, and my favorite black heels.

As the kissing gets more intense, I undo his tie and start to unbutton his shirt, the suit jacket stays on. He starts to take off the sash on the waist of my dress...then I wake up.

No one seems to notice or care that we are getting hot and heavy under the table. He's a beautiful kisser. ;)

Wow, how'd I miss this post! You already know my secret MJM, it's my 4gauge Apadravya. ;)

[mrdevious]

and my dark dirty secret is

I secretly want a threesome....and
maybe make out with another girl just to see what it is like

I like having sex outside!!!
I love playing with my boyfriends ballsac and his testicles......Ammie you know I talked about my obsession with this part of a mans body before on these sex threads!!! haha and to everyone else who read that a long time ago IT"S STILL TRUE!!

holy shit I've found everything I want in a woman :eek: . marry me now please ;) .

[9ski9]

Me too! We're all adults, just say it...because I'm not going to wait around. The more someone acts indecisive, the more I lose interest. :rolleyes:
Back to the topic...I once had sex with 3 different men, at different times, all in one day. Wheeeew...I've been wanting to get that off my chest for years. ;) :D
I was sandwich dancing my gf (now wife) with a lesbian friend...At some point, my lesbian friend gave her a really deep purple hicky. My gf and I left the club and screwed in a field outside of the Cartwheel in New Hope, which I mention because it was just before we moved up to your part of the deer-hunting woods, Maryjanemama.

Luckily, we've found the only reliable babysitter in Wayne County that will sit past 3am...

[EverydayJunglist]

Sometimes i sit on my hands for like 20 minutes until they turn numb.And then i masturbate.I call it a stranger.

[mellow mood]

my first sexual experience was when i was 14. im still virgin tho, and it sucks. im 16 and never had a real g/f!!! that sux

[Maui Wowie]

First kiss (french) was when I was 12, girl lived many miles away, bused there alone every Saturday to meet with her. Pretty interesting bus ride, seabus ride, skytrain ride, and and 1 hour bus ride. First time I kissed her was on Valentines, at the end of the day, it ended with an extremely dramatical kiss, right under the street light on the corner of the road, at night. I vividly remember it since I enjoyed it so much.

[maryjanemama]

I was sandwich dancing my gf (now wife) with a lesbian friend...At some point, my lesbian friend gave her a really deep purple hicky. My gf and I left the club and screwed in a field outside of the Cartwheel in New Hope, which I mention because it was just before we moved up to your part of the deer-hunting woods, Maryjanemama.

Luckily, we've found the only reliable babysitter in Wayne County that will sit past 3am...
You live here now? Cool! I won't ask anymore here, but if you want to shoot me an email it's [email protected] . Just say something in the subject line so I know it's you.

[Jake0steve]

my first sexual experience was when i was 14. im still virgin tho, and it sucks. im 16 and never had a real g/f!!! that sux

Same here, but I am 18 and I haven't had a 'valid' sexual experience. Weird thing is i am 10 times happier than all my friends who aren't virgins and have girlfriends or boyfriends, so I can't complain!

[justinsane]

yeah, i used to masturbate too much, and when my girlfirend would wanna have sex, i couldnt get it up, because its been up and down too much recently!....

typing high is really fun.... i can type without making too many mistackes because my mind just mixes up te mess of words and spitts them out into the phrase that i would like them thop day... holy fuck!

[TheLion]

The first time I had sex was a one night stand. I met her 4 hours before we did it. She was a friend of a girl I drove three hours to visit. Oh, and we had sex on the girl I originally went to visit's bed while the girl was sleeping on the floor next to us.

[Poppy Razzi]

A Secret? Hmmmmmm....

(pssst every blue moon, I like to get fisted by my hubsand - vaginally, not backdoor heaven forbid)

[wannagethigh]

Sometimes i sit on my hands for like 20 minutes until they turn numb.And then i masturbate.I call it a stranger.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! (LIL JOHN VOICE)

[EverydayJunglist]

^^you know it

[nuggetgirl]

Okay, since you all don't know me, I'll let you in on my deepest darkest sexual fantasy.
You will all think I'm crazy, but I am so that's okay.
I am sleeping in bed when suddenly I hear my bedroom window break, I slip under the covers, but they know I'm there. The covers pull back and it's a man in a ski mask. He gags me and ties me at the hands and ankles. He throws me over his shoulder and puts me in his car. The vehicle stops, and he carries me down a long flight of stairs to his basement. He places me on the floor and informs me that from this point on, I am his and his friends sex slave. And everyday for the rest of my life they use me in whatever manner they deem necessary.
Okay, it may be sick, but for those of you who don't know, I am extremely submissive. And to be kidnapped and forced to be a sex slave, really turns me on. Hmmm....damn.
Got myself all worked up, gotta go satisfy my needs!

[maryjanemama]

Okay, since you all don't know me, I'll let you in on my deepest darkest sexual fantasy.
You will all think I'm crazy, but I am so that's okay.
I am sleeping in bed when suddenly I hear my bedroom window break, I slip under the covers, but they know I'm there. The covers pull back and it's a man in a ski mask. He gags me and ties me at the hands and ankles. He throws me over his shoulder and puts me in his car. The vehicle stops, and he carries me down a long flight of stairs to his basement. He places me on the floor and informs me that from this point on, I am his and his friends sex slave. And everyday for the rest of my life they use me in whatever manner they deem necessary.
Okay, it may be sick, but for those of you who don't know, I am extremely submissive. And to be kidnapped and forced to be a sex slave, really turns me on. Hmmm....damn.
Got myself all worked up, gotta go satisfy my needs!
You have to stasify your needs?!! OMG, what about the rest of us? :p Anyway, I am also submissive, my fantasies are very similar, without the kidnapping and the ski mask, but they are very specific with bondage and the man (sometimes 2, like in yours) in complete control. I have question, and if you don't want to answer, I understand, but is your husband a lot older than you?

[nuggetgirl]

No prob maryjanemama. I am 21, my husband is 24. I got married when I was 16 and he was 19. Although, I am a free spirit, and he is very serious. We both agree now, we should've never gotten married. We are way too different. I suppose being locked away symbolizes my needs to be taken care of, to have no worries. It may sound sad, but sex is the only thing I've been good at.

[Euphoric]

Okay, since you all don't know me, I'll let you in on my deepest darkest sexual fantasy.
You will all think I'm crazy, but I am so that's okay.
I am sleeping in bed when suddenly I hear my bedroom window break, I slip under the covers, but they know I'm there. The covers pull back and it's a man in a ski mask. He gags me and ties me at the hands and ankles. He throws me over his shoulder and puts me in his car. The vehicle stops, and he carries me down a long flight of stairs to his basement. He places me on the floor and informs me that from this point on, I am his and his friends sex slave. And everyday for the rest of my life they use me in whatever manner they deem necessary.
Okay, it may be sick, but for those of you who don't know, I am extremely submissive. And to be kidnapped and forced to be a sex slave, really turns me on. Hmmm....damn.
Got myself all worked up, gotta go satisfy my needs!


NICE
im dominant
or maybe switch
if things get too predicatable.
thanks for typing your twisted fantasty out.
now im giggly
:cool: :D

[5HT]

I'll be 20 on April 14 and I've still never had sex or even a girlfriend.... and I doubt I ever will :( :( :(

i'm 19 and my penis' best friend is still my right hand. now i'm stuck with nasty college chicks, i wish i would have pursued a relationship with tight high school chicks when I was a lad. feel my rock hard cock tear her dainty little pussy :D i'm a pretty sick fuck yes :p

[wannagethigh]

feel my rock hard cock tear her dainty little pussy

Ewww I got the worst visual image from that. Wow, thank god I dont have a monster cock so this never hapens to me. But whatever floats your boat!

[BoomBazookaJoe420]

me and my boyfriend had sex 6 times in one day!! and they were all fucking great

[BrAiN DAmAGE]

I had sex first time when i was 14 with an 18 prostitute gal

[DonnieDarko]

My first sexual experience was at age 3. My teenage baby sitter made me put my fingers in the "horsey's mouth". Horsey appeared from the bathroom after she dropped her drawers. If I had one wish, I'd wish to meet this chick (now approx 60 yo).

No trauma, or bad effects, I just want to see if she remembers.

[Bain fArt]

Lol that fucking face o nyour avatar is scaring the shit out of me and any trace of a bone that I mighta been carrying....

[Bain fArt]

My first sexual experience was at age 3. My teenage baby sitter made me put my fingers in the "horsey's mouth". Horsey appeared from the bathroom after she dropped her drawers. If I had one wish, I'd wish to meet this chick (now approx 60 yo).

No trauma, or bad effects, I just want to see if she remembers.




Lol seriously? are you pulling my leg? thats hot i want my babysitter to make me put my tractor in the barn.. :-\ none of this horsey shit..

[Euphoric]

My first sexual experience was at age 3. My teenage baby sitter made me put my fingers in the "horsey's mouth". Horsey appeared from the bathroom after she dropped her drawers. If I had one wish, I'd wish to meet this chick (now approx 60 yo).

No trauma, or bad effects, I just want to see if she remembers.

..just..wow. :eek:

[daZenfmeister]

Okay I mreally doubt anyone will believe me on this one but I swear to god it's true: I had an orgy type thing last night...there was me, my girlfriend, a girl i'd known since the second grade and her boyfriend, and this really cute girl who just broke up with her boyfriend. So we were at the girl who id known since second grades b-day party and we had a cake fight (i got it pretty bad) and so after that we were all messy so we went to her boyfriends motel his name is matt and her name is jen, the cute girl is taryn and my g/f is chels' and so at matt's place he has one big bed and we all go and jump on it after we get cleaned up. So we're just this pile of people all intertwined.

After a while of talkin and joking around about how its gonna turn into an orgy, my g/f decides to take her shirt off and so I'm just like okay thats great and then all the girls take their shirts off and then my g/f takes of my shirt and matt takes his off, then after a few minutes of biting and licking i decide to start rubbing the crotch of both my g/f and taryn and then we start getting more naked, everyone takes their bra's off and me and matt take our pants off and after a few minutes everyone is just wearing underwear.

So then I decided to actually finger my g/f and taryn at the same time, damn both of my hands on two dripping wet pussy's i think i was the happiest man on earth. But I really wanted to fuck taryn and I feel bad because my g/f didn't turn me on that much at that point all i wanted to do was fuck that cute little girl........oh well my girlfriend got up on my lap and started rubbing her pussy and ass all over my crotch area and so I got some loving too. Oh and somewhere in there i had both my g/f and taryn rubbing around on top of me and i loved it.

Then the alarm went off cause it was 12:15 am and we all had to get dressed and go home =( i was sad to say the least because i wanted to get some action, but i told my g/f that id much rather have a threesome with jen or taryn and her, she was down with that =D!!!! But at the end matt was giving all his attention to taryn and leaving his g/f all alone and i felt bad for her and i was gonna finger her too but we had to go.

[DonnieDarko]

Lol seriously? are you pulling my leg? thats hot i want my babysitter to make me put my tractor in the barn.. :-\ none of this horsey shit..

yes, it's the truth. It wasn't hot because I was 3, but I remember it. She was a kid (16 or so) herself, back around 1960.

[DonnieDarko]

Meister, it sounds like a great night ..... Not exactly an orgy, maybe a Penthouse letter, and definitely something you'll want to keep in your memory for as long as possible.

[daZenfmeister]

Well yeah but if we'd had all night then i guarantee it would have become a full out orgy, taryn was like riding matt even though he still had his underwear on. and my girlfriend kept reaching down my pants.

[Stedric]

Well yeah but if we'd had all night then i guarantee it would have become a full out orgy, taryn was like riding matt even though he still had his underwear on. and my girlfriend kept reaching down my pants.
Sounds fun. People always tell me its a little weird with another guy there, but I always figured the other guy would be the last thing I was concentrating on. lol.

[DonnieDarko]

Lol that fucking face o nyour avatar is scaring the shit out of me and any trace of a bone that I mighta been carrying....

His name is Frank.

[daZenfmeister]

Yeah that movie was pretty crazy I don't remember it too well but I remember it was entertaining. After it we watched pulp fiction though and that movie is TIGHT!

[MisstreeNny]

I had sex with 3 guys at the same time in New jersey. Bleh.

[MisstreeNny]

I had sex with 3 guys at the same time in New jersey. Bleh.


It could have been fun if either one of them had a fucking clue.

[smokingskeleton]

Okay, since you all don't know me, I'll let you in on my deepest darkest sexual fantasy.
You will all think I'm crazy, but I am so that's okay.
I am sleeping in bed when suddenly I hear my bedroom window break, I slip under the covers, but they know I'm there. The covers pull back and it's a man in a ski mask. He gags me and ties me at the hands and ankles. He throws me over his shoulder and puts me in his car. The vehicle stops, and he carries me down a long flight of stairs to his basement. He places me on the floor and informs me that from this point on, I am his and his friends sex slave. And everyday for the rest of my life they use me in whatever manner they deem necessary.
Okay, it may be sick, but for those of you who don't know, I am extremely submissive. And to be kidnapped and forced to be a sex slave, really turns me on. Hmmm....damn.
Got myself all worked up, gotta go satisfy my needs!


Where do you live???

[DonnieDarko]

nuggs lives in Iowa, nobody knows where that is ....

[Stedric]

Yeah there's nothing wrong with having that kind of fantasy and even fulfilling it as long as there is a base consensuality that both sides are aware of.

[MisstreeNny]

Where do you live??? :p :p omg lmao

[NoosaHeads]

when I was a teenager there was a girl who lived in the same neighbourhood.
every quite often in the middle of the night. she'd Jump through my window and Fuck my brains out.
and just leave again..
every now and then I'd have a Mate come over and sleep in my bed and id take the couch just to suprise Them And Her...lmao the good old days...

[Stedric]

when I was a teenager there was a girl who lived in the same neighbourhood.
every quite often in the middle of the night. she'd Jump through my window and Fuck my brains out.
and just leave again..
every now and then I'd have a Mate come over and sleep in my bed and id take the couch just to suprise Them And Her...lmao the good old days...
Man your house must have been a popular overnight destination.

Ever even learn her name?

[NoosaHeads]

Renea God I dont think I could ever forget....lol....

[makor01]

My friends and i had certain nights where we would have a contest on who could bring the nastiest chick back to the barracks. We called it hoggin night and boy was it fun...some women can be talked into anything. :D

No offence, nothing but love to all the women out there. :cool:

[nuggetgirl]

Where do you live???Yes, that's correct, Iowa. Smack dab in the middle of the USA. Corn capitol of the world. Why you wanna come fullfill my fantasy?

[5HT]

My first sexual experience was at age 3. My teenage baby sitter made me put my fingers in the "horsey's mouth". Horsey appeared from the bathroom after she dropped her drawers. If I had one wish, I'd wish to meet this chick (now approx 60 yo).

No trauma, or bad effects, I just want to see if she remembers.

did horsey start to neigh with joy? :D

[slipknotpsycho]

Sometimes i sit on my hands for like 20 minutes until they turn numb.And then i masturbate.I call it a stranger.
quit stealin shit from gone in 60 seconds lol!

[DonnieDarko]

did horsey start to neigh with joy? :D

LOL, that's exactly what she'd do !!! She'd make the horsey noises without moving her lips !!!! God's honest truth.

[Greensworth]

my first sexual experience started in the boot of a car with a chick id just met lying on top of me cos the car was overloaded by several extra than the car carried.
i was 17.
but ive never had a decent frequent sexual relationship with any particular chick


Whoa! I wanna know more about this one!!!

[flyinonice4]

Im on a roll tonight in this board! (im bored as hell) So, first kiss with a girl was 6 (im a guy by the way if u didnt know) that wastn big cuz i was 6 come on i still thought they had cooties. First sexual experience outside my aunts and uncles (i was molested as a child. Pretty much y i take anti-depressants if you read my other thread) was 12. Ive got a ton if you are really intrested.
john

[Smokey McPot]

Originally Posted by EverydayJunglist
Sometimes i sit on my hands for like 20 minutes until they turn numb.And then i masturbate.I call it a stranger.

Slipknotpsyco
quit stealin shit from gone in 60 seconds lol!

Dude, that is from chappelle show or however you spell his last name. Have you ever given yourself a stranger? YAYYYYYY!