Cronyth
08-11-2009, 09:25 AM
I'm about 5'6", 19, and about 140-150 lbs. Recently got a chance to get a job(finally). Problem is, they require a piss test for all full time workers.
I have been smoking(daily) for about 3 months. When I say daily, I mean it in the lightest of terms possible. There are about 5-7 of us here daily that smoke, so the chances of ever getting more than "a light buzz" is pretty slim, unless someone gets a huge paycheck or is just feeling generous. Also, I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, so our weed sucks, we smoke crap, and some reg when we're lucky(it sucks). I've only ever smoked anything good(northern lights) once, and that was back in about april/may.
I stopped smoking last week and have been clean for 7 days solid, no "small puffs" or bullshitting, just stopped cold turkey. I drink only water/gatorade daily, and have done so even when I did smoke. I'm going for an interview tomorrow. I am 100% positive I am getting this job as long as I can pass. I would assume I will not have to piss test tomorrow, however it will probably happen sometime this week(so I will have at least a week of being clean under my belt).
My friend a few days back told me about Strip NC, so yesterday(about 12 hours ago) I bought it at GNC for whatever ridiculous price they were selling it at. Prior to buying the drink I had not eaten anything in probably like 12+ hours, but I did drink a 16oz bottle of water, and about a pint or more of cranberry juice. After buying the drink, I drank about half of it and almost threw it straight back up(if you've ever tried it, its absolutely foul). For some reason though I overlooked the "do not eat 3 hours prior" marking on the back. So after drinking half, I had some turkey/noodles/carrots. They were not generous portions but they were portions nonetheless. I then finished my drink directly after the meal and thought nothing of it. Afterwards drank quite a bit of water, and have probably had about 1/2 gallon of cranberry juice again.
I just recently looked at the bottle and noticed the "do not eat 3 hours prior" note. And now I'm a bit paranoid. My interview is tomorrow, however its obvious I won't be taking the piss test tomorrow(at least I can't imagine I would have to). I have urinated quite a few times recently, and my shits definitely runny(I know its nasty, I'm just being as descriptive as possible).
My friend is about 6'9" and weighs well over 200 lbs, but he is also more active daily as he works for the city, as for me, I'm jobless. However, about 2 days ago, I did some work(for this company that I'm getting the job at, actually), and my shirt was literally drenched the entire time, to the point that I thought I was going to pass out(it was about 95+ degrees out that day).
My friend said this worked for him after a possession charge he had, TWICE. Once he took the drink on a friday, and passed on a monday. The next time he took it on a sunday, and passed on monday. He has said that when he got caught he actually was a daily smoker, and he smokes some very very very dank weed(arms length blueberry yumyum buds kind of dank).
What do you think my chances are of passing this damn thing? Should I go get the whizzinator or am I on the right track?
I plan on posting my results afterwards, no matter which I choose, just looking for some solid advice. If you plan on just posting a "your fucked" comment, please go fuck yourself.
Thanks in advance.
I have been smoking(daily) for about 3 months. When I say daily, I mean it in the lightest of terms possible. There are about 5-7 of us here daily that smoke, so the chances of ever getting more than "a light buzz" is pretty slim, unless someone gets a huge paycheck or is just feeling generous. Also, I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, so our weed sucks, we smoke crap, and some reg when we're lucky(it sucks). I've only ever smoked anything good(northern lights) once, and that was back in about april/may.
I stopped smoking last week and have been clean for 7 days solid, no "small puffs" or bullshitting, just stopped cold turkey. I drink only water/gatorade daily, and have done so even when I did smoke. I'm going for an interview tomorrow. I am 100% positive I am getting this job as long as I can pass. I would assume I will not have to piss test tomorrow, however it will probably happen sometime this week(so I will have at least a week of being clean under my belt).
My friend a few days back told me about Strip NC, so yesterday(about 12 hours ago) I bought it at GNC for whatever ridiculous price they were selling it at. Prior to buying the drink I had not eaten anything in probably like 12+ hours, but I did drink a 16oz bottle of water, and about a pint or more of cranberry juice. After buying the drink, I drank about half of it and almost threw it straight back up(if you've ever tried it, its absolutely foul). For some reason though I overlooked the "do not eat 3 hours prior" marking on the back. So after drinking half, I had some turkey/noodles/carrots. They were not generous portions but they were portions nonetheless. I then finished my drink directly after the meal and thought nothing of it. Afterwards drank quite a bit of water, and have probably had about 1/2 gallon of cranberry juice again.
I just recently looked at the bottle and noticed the "do not eat 3 hours prior" note. And now I'm a bit paranoid. My interview is tomorrow, however its obvious I won't be taking the piss test tomorrow(at least I can't imagine I would have to). I have urinated quite a few times recently, and my shits definitely runny(I know its nasty, I'm just being as descriptive as possible).
My friend is about 6'9" and weighs well over 200 lbs, but he is also more active daily as he works for the city, as for me, I'm jobless. However, about 2 days ago, I did some work(for this company that I'm getting the job at, actually), and my shirt was literally drenched the entire time, to the point that I thought I was going to pass out(it was about 95+ degrees out that day).
My friend said this worked for him after a possession charge he had, TWICE. Once he took the drink on a friday, and passed on a monday. The next time he took it on a sunday, and passed on monday. He has said that when he got caught he actually was a daily smoker, and he smokes some very very very dank weed(arms length blueberry yumyum buds kind of dank).
What do you think my chances are of passing this damn thing? Should I go get the whizzinator or am I on the right track?
I plan on posting my results afterwards, no matter which I choose, just looking for some solid advice. If you plan on just posting a "your fucked" comment, please go fuck yourself.
Thanks in advance.