I got humped by a pitbull

[Anubis10012007]

Yes. I went to collect some doe and my friend's brother in law's pitbull was there as he is mostly. I couldn't go in my friend's house because he was afraid he would attack. But he got out the other day with him when I came and I was pretty scared at first. The damn dog looked like a tiger with its stripy blended coat.

I go to sit down on the couch and the damn dog jumps on me and the cat jumps up on the couch too then the pitbull gets jealous and starts with the cat and then the dog starts humping me!! eww!!

[Storm Crow]

(A) You are still in one piece.

(B) What did you expect with a name like Anubis? (Granny knows her Egyptology.)

[jimmy8778]

i mean. if the cat and dog live together then they should be fine with each other really. and as for the pitbull. only be afraid of the dog if you think the owner trained it to be mean. dogs just like most other intelligent animals react on instinct and training. if you dont attack the dog instinct wont kick in and only poor training will hurt you. at which point why would you go there? and animals pick up on your fear easily. leading them to sometimes display dominance over you.

[ucanefan]

WTF did you post this?

[JohnnyZ]

I'm not into beastiality.

[cygnustaxt]

I'm not into beastiality.

thats not what i heard.

[JohnnyZ]

I already told you that was something I was working on for a friend.

[ucanefan]

haha, ^ made me lol a little.

[smokers]

lol
:rastasmoke:

[mazman1989]

that's nothing man when I was 8 years old my aunts 130 pound rottweiler humped me and bit my arm and damaged my nerves. that bitch is dead lol I mean the dog.

[SonicHaze]

Laff!!