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slowspeed
08-01-2009, 09:10 PM
Call me a conspiracy theorist but I am concerned that the "new" WhizzinatorXXX and other such devices may be a potential front for the Feds. I know this sounds a little paranoid but hear me out...

Puck Technologies gets busted for selling a fake penis for the sole purpose of beating a urine test. The FEDERAL Government cracks down on them, busts them with mountains of incriminating evidence (so they were watching a long time) and shuts down the operation confiscating all of their products and stock. The Whizzinator was sold exclusively by Puck Tech which means they had sole control over the production and sale of this product. It wasn't something the general public could buy in bulk and redistribute as thier own. Suddenly after Puck Tech got busted and plead guilty to Federal charges (sucks for those guys), ALS starts selling the WhizzinatorXXX. Even with the slight name change and inventive marketing, it looks like the same device.

How can this be you ask? The sole intention of the gov was to prevent this type of product from being sold and now ALS is selling the exact same product. Maybe if ALS was selling this version of the Whizzinator prior to the bust I wouldn't be making this assumtion, but they weren't; they didn't exist. So how did they get their hands on the product to market it again after the Feds went to such extremes to stop them? Remember Puck Tech had sole control over the production and marketing.

So why is the gov allowing them to sell to sell the exact same product that got Puck into so much trouble? Because its a front for the Feds I say. I don't like the idea of giving my name and address to someone who can be using it to database and report on anyone who is in their system and on their radar. People like me who have something in their past that will haunt them forever (I swear it was for personal use) can't afford to not get a little suspicious about things like this. Call me paranoid but the government has and still does run websites with the sole purpose of busting the people who use them. You hear about it all the time on the news, usually it pertains to child porn or sex sites. I know I'm comparing apples to oranges but it shows they're watching, listening, and gonna do it again. A few clicks of the keyboard and BAM! They know who I am and trust me, they can and will make your life a living hell.

Before you order any of these kind of products, you should do your research. The government is watching and slowly taking away our privacy. Be careful out there and use your head.

FakeBoobsRule
08-02-2009, 03:57 PM
Interesting theory.

Subbing for an observed test isn't very smart to begin with.

Someone posted this recently:

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/173794-whizzinator-heating-pads-help.html

So either that poster has bought a device from the government and will be watched and or busted at a later time or the poster is in on it or this company will fall into government's crosshairs, which is most likely.

Whizzinator online site had a "testimonial" section and people bragged about passing drug tests. I don't know if they were real or not probably not real but this new company makes no reference to drug testing, only as a sexual device.

Spectrum Labs needs to be more careful with its marketing.

killerweed420
08-03-2009, 04:33 PM
They've been fairly careful with QF. They give one of its uses as sexual in nature. But yeah some of these companues need to be careful of what they list the uses as.

highrlearning
08-09-2009, 09:21 PM
i think someone needs to lay off the grass. a little paranoid, i'd say way too paranoid. look, i did a lot of research before i made a decision and then bought the PISSINATOR. so far no black ops have broke down my door. i agree that one should be cautious. you should do your research first; be an informed consumer and make intelligent choices.

just because we're stoners dosen't mean we have to be stupid.