Guys, i need help really badly.

[DarkFire]

Some of you may have heard that i was caught recently cuz of a stupid friend. The problem is....

1. My dad isnt just worried, hes totally scared, i cant just tell him i wont stop doing it because he would literally go mad. he is so fucking scared that im going to go to other drugs or abuse mj. I tried really hard to explain it to him, but he has this big packet from school that has all this "proven" info about weed, and nothing in the universe can tell him differently. This isnt much of a problem because as long as he never finds out i do it its ok, but maybe u guys know somemthing about cases like this.

2. My dad also wants to drug test me soon... which is why i cant smoke for a pretty long time. what do you guys do in this case? Do any of those pills work for you or viniger or w/e? Life is starting to seem really boring and shallow for me lol i neeeed weeeed! I dont even know if hes going to blood test me or piss test. if he blood tests me, theres no way around it right?

please give any info you can, id REALLY appreciate it.

[SmokinThaHaze]

Sorry to hear bout ur situation but i had to get drug tested a lot, for sports an shit, but i used to keep a spare bottle of piss lol hey who doesnt? or if that dont work then i borrowed a friends piss lol that sounds gross an all but when ur desperate an really need to pass ull do w/e it takes so store piss rite now while ur clean an ull profit frum it........ :)

[DarkFire]

Do they ever watch u piss? does piss get old? do they have any way to know if ur piss is urs or not? wut if its not warm?

[DarkFire]

and wut about blood tests? anything round that? but im sure that my dad wont do that for some time because blood tests test u for 6 months, right? cuz he knows that i have smoked in the last 2 weeks so he wont think of blood testing, and i dont even know if he knows about blood testing.

[gs8778]

1.
Buy this book. Make him read it.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0195138937/qid=1111952171/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/102-3017831-4228133?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

2.
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=1146
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=1147

[SmokinThaHaze]

they are in their while u piss, but they cant take away ur rite to privacy so i request a stall an leave the door open so not to make them think anything, and if ur good enough than u can pour the piss in the cup an make it look like ur takin a piss, ive heard sum ppl put it in a condomn so its not as bulky lol, an no piss does not get old unless u put it in a bottle an seal it shut, and no they have no way tellin thats its not urs trust me........peace

[gs8778]

taken many piss tests. never had anyone watch. And i took one for a national security position. read the links in my last post and you'll do fine. Oh, and piss in a condom (make sure unlubricated obviously) prob wont work unless you keep it at your body temp since most if not all of the cups have a temp gauge, eg. you fail if it's to low.

[likemclever]

I donâ??t think your gonna like what I have to say but here goes

I donâ??t see any other option for you right now other than quitting. Your a minor living in your parentâ??s home. If there gonna drug test you which believe me they will (there not gonna forget about this) it will more than likely be a urine test but then again who knows. They might get some over the counter drug test or they might take you to your regular Dr. Either way I donâ??t know of anything you can take that will make you piss clean. If there were something believe me every stoner would know about it by now. The key here is to stay clean at least until you know how the drug test is gonna take place (how much privacy your gonna have and so forth.) First you have to know what the system is then you can think of ways to beat the system.

Things will be ok.

[bongo]

you could always get him on this site. This I think a least is a good example of how drugs arent all that bad. Many help facts and info, people watch out too ,plus other stuff. Also, i might have toi buy that book. that seems like it could help get someone the approval from parents.

[DarkFire]

ya man im gonna stop smoking until at least i get tested for the first time, but its gonna b hard. eventually ill try the thigh condom thing.

[SmokinThaHaze]

Good Luck Man

[ScarlettCrush]

you know if you just quit and chill out for about a month he will probably slack off you. Then you don't have to piss in a condom or anything, just be careful with it.

[jadeius]

Marijuana can take up to 30 and even 45 days to get out of your system, depending on your body mass and how much you smoke. How long has it been since you last smoked? If you get a drug test anytime soon, it will probably be in your system anyway (assuming you've smoked recently). Lots of my friends have passed drug tests by drinking a whole lot of water before you go to piss in the cup (some piss once before pissing in the cup). That way, you're body is forced to just get rid of all that extra water. Don't trust vinegar, or pills, or bleach, or goldenseal, or any bs. I would quit, show your dad a clean drug test or two, give it time, and lay low. Good luck.

[gs8778]

if your piss is to diluted by drinking too much water it comes up as inconclusive and they will just make you test again.

[SmokinThaHaze]

Thats true^^^^^^^^^

[Looker]

HEY HARDBUD...

[SmokinThaHaze]

Lmfao^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ROFL

[Garden Knowm]

looker are you an art student?


Dark-- just lay off the weed... it is no big deal.. deep breath... put your ipod on...and chill out to some Eckhart Tole..

And remember what you don't like about the way your dad is treating you and don't do that shit to other people...

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[Looker]

No not an art student I just love that picture