Reminiscing about bongS

[DeMetto]

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My bong history:

1. Bong Saget $34.99 - This was my first bong. It was blue and had a mushroom shaped bottom. It wasn't that great, and it shattered through the bottom when I was running cold water into it after I had used hot water in it. Using boiling water instead of cold water while getting high was a unique experience that I probably won't do again because of this bad experience.

2. Dopey Dill's Bong - This was a small clear bong that belonged to my good friend Dopey Dill. He basically left it at my house and forgot about it for 4 months, so I kind of considered it to be mine. It was better then Bong Saget even though the bowl had a chip out of it on the inside. Ironically, I broke it after I got home from buying my next bong, and as I walked into my room I accidently knocked it off the table and it shattered.

3. Donkey Bong $39.99 - This was a green/clear bong that had a Donkey Kong toy permanently attached to it. It was good too I guess. The stem accidently broke making it unusable, and a few months later it was finally destroyed when it snapped in half after my pet rat knocked it off the table.

4. Big Blue $44.99
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This is a huge ass black and blue bong, and for a period of time it was my favorite bong since it gave you such massive tokes. The only downside was that it wasn't see-through. It was broken a month after I got it, when my friend knocked it over in my garage and snapped off the top bowl part of the stem. It still kind of works, but what's the point.

5. Dragon Bong $59.99
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This is another huge bong. I bought it against my will because of these two girls. It was average at best, and not really worth the money. The suction wasn't that great at times. My friends seemed to enjoy it though, with some even declaring it their favorite. The bottom part of the stem was mysteriously broken one day months after I bought it but I had stopped using it before then.

6. Mojo Bong $24.99 - This was just a small purple one piece bong with a sticker of a rastafarian on the front that had mojo written under it. It had good suction and a good choke on it. It was made in Indonesia, but the glass seemed really strange. I know it was definitely not acrylic. I only bought it because it was purple. It broke when hit by a slapslot in the now defunct Livingroom Hockey League.

7. G.B. (Good Bong) $39.99 - Oh lordy. This was the bong that legends are made of. To put it simply, this is the best bong I have ever owned. it was pretty large, but slender. It was completely seethrough, with a cannabis leaf engraved into the front. It was designed to be able to hold large amounts of ice throughout the bong, unlike most ice catchers that just hold ice at the top. The suction was unbelievable because of the way that the stem and bowl were designed. It had rubber-like glass that you could twist the bowl into and it would just stick in there without losing any suction at all. The bowl was also so large that it went to the bottom of the bong, which is the way it should be. I hate shortsized stems or bowls. Unfortunately, this bong was shattered by my bitch ass cousin after she dropped it on my floor. I never invited her to come to my house, and I had a weird feeling she was going to break it when I first saw her. I hate her. G.B. did more for me than she has her entire life.

8. Shaman Bong $89.99
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Another bong I didn't really want to buy but did anyways. It originally had a custom skull bowl, which was quite large and heavy. I broke this expensive bong one day after buying it when it was hit with a slapshot in Livingroom Hockey, it fell over and the sturdy bowl snapped the stem and itself in half. The rest of the bong was completely unharmed, so I could buy a new stem for it if I wanted to. In the one day I did use it, it was during a shitty movie called Clueless where this girl fucks her stepbrother at the end. You don't actually see it though so don't watch this shitty movie. The suction was also pretty bad for the price I paid. It had an ice catcher, but G.B. did it better.

9. Eagle Bong $19.99
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This is a small bong that isn't see through. It was broken a week after I got it when the stem chipped after my friend dropped it in my sink. When it was alive, it wasn't that great because of an awkward angle that the bowl was set at. Water would often come up and get the weed wet, which isn't cool man. :wtf:

10. UFO Bong $14.99
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I bought this small bong a couple hours after I broke Eagle. It is see through, throughout all the colors. The bowl doesn't come out so you know the suction is good, however the stem is so tiny in length that the whole bottom chamber is just holding useless water. The small stem really holds it back from being great. It also has the choke on the back instead of the left, which is kind of weird.

11. Sherlock Bong $19.99
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This is my smallest bong yet, and it is see through. The suction is good and the stem is very large. The choke is also on the left which makes sense. Overall a good bong, but all the orifices are so small that it's sort of hard to fill it with water. It also just seems kind of generic to me.

12. Inferno Bong $19.99
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I just took a hit from this medium sized bong (using my custom rubber cone washer on the bowl so that it maintains maximum suction throughout the stem) and it seems to be quite good at it's job. I also like the fact that it is seethrough. It's certainly no G.B. though, but nothing ever will be.



All prices are in Canadian dollars. Do you guys have any cool bong stories or pictures?

[irydyum]

My roommate back in the day decided it was going to be a good idea to spend his check on a new tube and a phat sack. Long story short, we get the bong back to the apartment, he runs to the door with bong in bag, reaches into pocket for keys, and crunch. $120 down the shitter in a loud crunch as the bong ripped through the bag and shattered into a million pieces on the front stoop.

I threw up in the back of my throat and kinda shrieked simultaneously. One of the most horrific things I have ever seen.

The only parts that were salvagable were the stem and the bowl, so after we got the aforementioned satchel, we macgyvered that to a big gatorade bottle and gummed up the seams. Voila, the worlds first $120 gatorade bong.

True story, just thought someone may have one like it. I feel better about the traumatic experience now that I have shared it with you all. I feel as if I can move on.

Shout out to DP there... word

Holy crap I smoked too much... :wtf::stoned::wtf:

[Purple Banana]

I have a wonderful 12" blue swirly bong... Bought it for $25 from a good friend who was going to the Army... Hits like a pro!

I remember one time, the guy I used to buy from brought all of these high school girls (I'm 90% sure they were just fucking him for weed) over my friend's place, and one of them pulled out a Roor from her brother that she had stolen for the weekend, and started to brag about it. I can't stand unnecessary bragging about name-brand stuff (weed OR smoking paraphernalia) as well as theft. She then proceeded to break up the weed into huge chunks, and then took a tiny little shaky hit from this 3' bong, coughed and all, we passed it around, etc.

I brought out my baby blue, packed it the RIGHT way, and then proceeded to pass it around... She took a hit, and ended up coughing and sputtering, as well as ejecting the cherry from the bowl onto my friend's new couch... It was utter FAIL. Finally, my friend kicked the guy and his girls out... They were just so goddamn annoying, like they were the type of people who only get stoned as an alternative to getting drunk.

I'm willing to help out a newbie stoner, I'm GLAD to. But these newbies were just so freaking irritating... Ugh. Totally ruined the vibe.

Anyway... Any positive bong stories?? :D

[bigsmokeringz]

i have never spent more than 100$ on a bong but i want a bong with a BUNCH of different bowls , i guess i need to save save save :)

[420_24/7]

I bought a bong off of the internet for $100 which seemed like a good deal at the time because it had a glass on glass diffused bowl and stem and a nice icecatcher, but it turned out to be extremely thin glass and it broke in four days. It was just tipped over on the hardwood floor and the whole bottom shattered.

I still have the neck part. I want to try to rig some kind of steam roller up out of it, but I'm not quite certain as to the best way to go about that at the moment.

[the_ends_not_near]

Me and 2 of my good buddies all threwdown on a bong one time, cause we decided we were all tired of rippin blunts, js and pipes. We all have had bongs in the past but they all either broke or got taken away. so in total we had 170$, so we went to the shop, picked up a nice glass on glass 1 perc, ash catcher, ice catcher. the works, it was a nice bong and it got be cooked everytime i ripped it. we had it right when school ended and we had it for about 2 weeks. and then one night (when they were chillin with some other people but i stayed home that night), they were chillen at the university and 4 cruisers pulled up and it turned out to be those fuckin rent a cops. They made them smash the bong and leave. fuckin bunk because i loved that bong.

i bought a triple perc about a week ago off my buddy. for.. get this... 100 bucks. It worked fine, ripped normal, only thing is, theres a piece of glass about the size of a quarter missing where it broke, an inch below the stem. so we used epoxy and sealed that bitch up, then put some metal tape on top and now it rips fine. Except the thing ive noticed about triple percs, is the high doesnt hit you right away like a 1 perc or a normal bong with no percs. where you feel the rip as you exhale it, or right after. the triple perc (for me and my friends at least) you can rip it, and it slowly gets you high over a period of time, like 5 minutes or something.

[fourkicks]

i was bought an electric bong for xmas one year. i was in the pub on st stevens day(the day after xmas day) with some friends having a session.we deciced to have a smoke so i pulled it out if the boot of my car... we snuck in to the tolet to have a sneaky hit away from the landlord..he is totaly anti DRUGS.. so i popped a bit of mecca in the head and put a match to it and switched it on... the fucking thing started pumping out smoke,it was like a smoke bomb...the button got stuck and we could not turn it off...we fell around the toilet laughing so much we didnt even see the owner standing ove us.. i dont even think he could see us through the smoke..needless to say we got barred but it was funny..dont know what happened to the bong though,it got lost somewhere...

[NextLineIsMine]

I need you to name my bongs bud, I liked bong saget and donkey bong.

This is more pipe related, our usual group of four was sitting out back at Will's glass outdoor table back in HS. Andy comes up with a handsome dragon glass he hadn't even tried, places it ever so gently on the table and yet it shattered into tiny shards, we gave him condolences and assumed a freak accident then had a huge blaze for an hour, Bobby came moments later coincidentally with another new glass pipe and proceeds to do exactly what Andy did, in the same mild manner and everything. After that we just edged away from the table cautiously and ceased chilling there. Long barely eventful story complete:rastasmoke:

[irydyum]

You should go back and represent by killing the table something nasty.