A story that will make any stoner cry

[Stedric]

A friend of mine just told me the saddest story.

His younger sister was walking through the woods with her friend when she found about 10 HUGE bags of pot, by her description each with about $3000 worth in it. Now while all of our initial reactions would have been to grab whatever we could carry and ran, she phoned the cops who immediately confiscated it. If only she had called us first.

I am a stoner in mourning for what could have been the discovery of a lifetime.

[ParadiseLife]

OMG id slap that little kid so hard :( all that weed all gone what i shitty thing to happen

[Gothen]

..................you did make sure to hurt her, correct, HER AND HER PRETTY LITTLE FRIEND, TOO!?!

I would have to say the word SAD doesn't exactly describe that story. It doesn't really come close....

[XTC]

What kind of person leaves 3Gs worth of weed in the woods in the open?

[Stedric]

What kind of person leaves 3Gs worth of weed in the woods in the open?
A stoner. And before you argue, you haven't seen some of the stoners out here.

[hoodedclum]

Thats mad, i did'nt think stuff like that happened.

[Gothen]

What kind of person leaves 3Gs worth of weed in the woods in the open?

I bet they thought since it was in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the woods, what chance is there somebody is going to find it?

I mean, honestly. That shit had to have been fated to happen. A million to one odds....the Stoner Gods must have been asleep when this happened.

[Reefer Rogue]

When she gets older and realizes what she did she will be so pissed. There are no words for this story, so i use these. :eek: :( :confused: :rolleyes: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :eek: :eek: :rolleyes: :( :( :( :(

[Epic]

I have a similar story.

Back when I was 13 and my father, stepmother, and I moved into our new house (previously owned by a man convicted of drug trafficing and money laundering) we found a safe under one of the shelfes in the master bedroom closet. It was bolted down from somewhere on the inside bottom of it, but was relativley cheaply constructed. We decided to pry the sucker open and found 4 bricks of weed, wrapped in cellophane. Now I didnt really realize what it was but my parents, both stoners in their younger years, decided it would be better to throw it out. My dad was making 800K a year so that little of weed wasnt much anyways.

Hindsight 20/20, I would have snatched that shit out of the trash SO quick...

Edit- We also had news crews out in front of our house a while after, it was a big deal in arizona. I'll see if I can dig up a news article.

[bigdaddy420]

It's a sad day in the stoner universe. I think I'm going to roll another joint to help ease the pain. :(

[Dick Justice]

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This symbol denotes one thousand tears shed for that weed.

[Rarrr]

What a waste!!! Now its going to the cops so they can stand downwind when they burn off all that weed... :(

[chris420]

WTF?! damn that little girl! such a pity

[Darkneon420]

MAN I woulda started stuffing my pockets and stuffing anywhere the weed wouldent be seen, i'de leave the rest only because if I left weed in the middle fo the forest and found it gone i'de kill myself...i mean thats a shit load of weed! Those stoners could have gotten in a whole lot of trouble financially. I cry for them if i cry for anything.

[looseends]

ahhh...that's why it never happens to most of us. it's like the lottery...

[RIP ODB]

A friend of mine just told me the saddest story.

His younger sister was walking through the woods with her friend when she found about 10 HUGE bags of pot, by her description each with about $3000 worth in it. Now while all of our initial reactions would have been to grab whatever we could carry and ran, she phoned the cops who immediately confiscated it. If only she had called us first.

I am a stoner in mourning for what could have been the discovery of a lifetime.


Yeah but you were probably kissing a dude somewhere. May I remind you that you and your boy were shirtless at the time. Shirtless.

[Epic]

Yeah but you were probably kissing a dude somewhere. May I remind you that you and your boy were shirtless at the time. Shirtless.
If your not joking, drop it.

If you are joking, wrong thread.

[RIP ODB]

If your not joking, drop it.

If you are joking, wrong thread.

I'm half joking. But here's some seriousness for ya-


You probly kiss dudes too.

[Kramerica]

I walk through the woods all of the time and have yet to find even find a little roach or thrown away bag of stems :)

As far as my reaction, the cops can forget about getting a call from me!
And this has nothing to do with any members or the webmaster here, but I wouldnt even type about it here!!!!!!!!
Ok maybe a little but I wouldnt discuss quantity found

[Hektik]

this bowl right now goes out to all that weed that didn't get a chance to forfill its purpose..... to be smoked :(

[sawleaf]

That sucks so bad! Well hopefully it was just schwagg. Doesn't piss me off that much if I just imagine it being schwagg then. :)

[SmokinThaHaze]

yes i agree with sawleaf: close my eyes an thinks it scwhagg, damn it i cant so that lil gurl needs to be graunded until she 30 yrs old, i would of stuffed that weed everywhere possible......

[SmokinThaHaze]

and by the way for those that watch family guy lol that picture is animated but for sum reason its n ot movin like it should.... any help?

[Stedric]

Yeah but you were probably kissing a dude somewhere. May I remind you that you and your boy were shirtless at the time. Shirtless.
I don't really feel like putting any intelligence into a response to that, so;

l0L U r s00 g4y!!!1 L4Yk 1 HeRd tat U aNd y0R Fr1eNdz toTaLlY hAv3 TeH bUm SAix!!!one!!!

[Reefer Rogue]

Well said.

[RIP ODB]

SHIRTLESS.

[Amber The Stoner]

that is the saddest thing I have ever heard...I donno if i should cry or go and beat the shit out of her...lol That's like one of my dreams...I wish I could find random pot laying in the woods somewhere!!

[SmokinThaHaze]

I Think u should beat tha shit outta her........

[Trace Evidence]

ahah dude reefer that pic is sooo awesome
dance on young milk carton, dance on

[Stedric]

SHIRTLESS.
I'm sure its giving you an erection. Seriously dude, drop it. No one except you seems to give a shit, and if you think your offending me your wrong. I gather all my friends around the computer to point and laugh at your posts. I know who I am, I know I'm straight. If I was gay, what would you do about it? Make fun of me? I just laugh at you anyways.

Seriously, go suck a cock. Not because I believe its wrong, but because you don't seem to want to drop this "gay/not gay" thing and the only reason I can think of for that is because you really want some cock.

No hard feelings, keep posting what you want to post and I'll keep laughing.

[Encatuse]

l0L U r s00 g4y!!!1 L4Yk 1 HeRd tat U aNd y0R Fr1eNdz toTaLlY hAv3 TeH bUm SAix!!!one!!!

I'm not sure a better response could have been said to such a statement as that.

[RIP ODB]

I'm sure its giving you an erection. Seriously dude, drop it. No one except you seems to give a shit, and if you think your offending me your wrong. I gather all my friends around the computer to point and laugh at your posts. I know who I am, I know I'm straight. If I was gay, what would you do about it? Make fun of me? I just laugh at you anyways.

Seriously, go suck a cock. Not because I believe its wrong, but because you don't seem to want to drop this "gay/not gay" thing and the only reason I can think of for that is because you really want some cock.

No hard feelings, keep posting what you want to post and I'll keep laughing.

Yeah you're right. I'm gay. You got me.

This is my last post on the matter.

Here's the deal - You were shirtless kissing a dude and you looked like you really enjoyed it. you weren't paid to do so or anything. You have long hair like a broad.

OF COURSE someone is going to bust your balls. I don't take you any more seriously than you take me, but I just couldn't let that one slide by without saying something. What do you think I want to come and fight you or something?

Consider it now dropped.

Didnt mean to offend any real gays, either, if there are any who post here.

[Encatuse]

I kiss guys all the time. Sometimes I suck dick for bus money and walk home.

[SmokinThaHaze]

WTF? Lol Encatuse

[Relic2279]

This talk about finding pot brings back a memory.. and a tear to my eye..

When I first started smoking pot (I was around 13-14), There was an abandon house nearby. Most of the older stoners would hang there. Through friends & grapevine and whatnot, our younger crew heard that one of the big local dealers was robbed.
His house was broken into and his pot stolen. (He worked at a junkyard I would later find out, and grew his own sinse in the field behind the junkyard)

The stolen pot added up to a tad over 3 pounds. It was all freshly manicured & cured. All buds, no seeds, the first "kind" buds I had ever seen. Anyways, me and my friends bought a nickel bag and headed to the abandon house to smoke up. We climb up into the attic and notice that the fiberglass had been moved. I lifted it up to adjust so I could sit properly, and there it was. 2 freezer ziplocks bag packed full of pot. My first instinct, grab the pot, shove it up my shirt and run. No telling when the stasher was coming back, the house was a neighborhood hangout. Me and my 2 buddies ran like the wind. Once we got to our "fort" in the back of my house, we divided the pot up. We each got about a pound each. Now mind you, this was almost 15 years ago.
Dr Dre the Chronic had recently came out, kids were starting to "thug" it out. So we did what we thought right. We started selling pot and spending money.
We were living like little kings back then for about a month. Taking limo's to go on shopping spree's at our local mall. Throwing parties, buying insane jewelry for our little girlfriends.. Smoking some of the best pot we had ever laid our lips on. My parents were a little suspicious of my behavior but one of my friends parents were very well off and a little eccentric so I would always use him as my alibi for anything.

A couple of the kids who I would guess stole the pot got word of our "dealings" and confronted us a couple times. We got beatup more then once, but we would always say we got our pot from some other guy and send them off on a wild goose chase. Eventually, they started buying their stolen pot from us! Screw them, they were big bullies anyways...

When the pot was gone, so was our money. We all had dreams of dealing again but not one of them was successful. The profit margin sucked.

I will always remember that fateful month of July, 1993
Best summer of my life.


If you bought pot in the Cleveland Suburbs in the summer of 1993, theres a 76% chance that it was ours.
:D

[BizzleLuvin]

() () tears

[orangeman]

WTF! What a bitch! WTF!!!!

[alexisonfire xo]

I bet they thought since it was in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the woods, what chance is there somebody is going to find it?

I mean, honestly. That shit had to have been fated to happen. A million to one odds....the Stoner Gods must have been asleep when this happened.
Or too stoned to know what was going on.

[da haze meister]

This talk about finding pot brings back a memory.. and a tear to my eye..

When I first started smoking pot (I was around 13-14), There was an abandon house nearby. Most of the older stoners would hang there. Through friends & grapevine and whatnot, our younger crew heard that one of the big local dealers was robbed.
His house was broken into and his pot stolen. (He worked at a junkyard I would later find out, and grew his own sinse in the field behind the junkyard)

The stolen pot added up to a tad over 3 pounds. It was all freshly manicured & cured. All buds, no seeds, the first "kind" buds I had ever seen. Anyways, me and my friends bought a nickel bag and headed to the abandon house to smoke up. We climb up into the attic and notice that the fiberglass had been moved. I lifted it up to adjust so I could sit properly, and there it was. 2 freezer ziplocks bag packed full of pot. My first instinct, grab the pot, shove it up my shirt and run. No telling when the stasher was coming back, the house was a neighborhood hangout. Me and my 2 buddies ran like the wind. Once we got to our "fort" in the back of my house, we divided the pot up. We each got about a pound each. Now mind you, this was almost 15 years ago.
Dr Dre the Chronic had recently came out, kids were starting to "thug" it out. So we did what we thought right. We started selling pot and spending money.
We were living like little kings back then for about a month. Taking limo's to go on shopping spree's at our local mall. Throwing parties, buying insane jewelry for our little girlfriends.. Smoking some of the best pot we had ever laid our lips on. My parents were a little suspicious of my behavior but one of my friends parents were very well off and a little eccentric so I would always use him as my alibi for anything.

A couple of the kids who I would guess stole the pot got word of our "dealings" and confronted us a couple times. We got beatup more then once, but we would always say we got our pot from some other guy and send them off on a wild goose chase. Eventually, they started buying their stolen pot from us! Screw them, they were big bullies anyways...

When the pot was gone, so was our money. We all had dreams of dealing again but not one of them was successful. The profit margin sucked.

I will always remember that fateful month of July, 1993
Best summer of my life.


:D

are you from the cleveland area?

[mrdevious]

Jah is crying, and so am I :(

[kush07]

I cry for the erb that could have been. When the girl gets older she will cry and probably scorned for life about the once in a lifetime chance that she let slip out of her fingers.

Happy Toking :rasta:

[snufkin]

You won't have anymore trouble from the police for a while though, they'll be so baked down the station ;)

[tootsie roll]

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[Eshelmen]

i dont hit chicks but she has done a "kick in the nuts kinda thing"

gotta slap the bitch

[gjpop2000]

It's D.A.R.E. that causes these young children to be young inattentive idiots. That bitch could've gotten high, I wonder if she even received a reward.

[RevolverBlaze]

OK, I've been dry for a WEEK now and that story didn't make me sad AT ALL. Just....... reallyfuckingpissedoffandwantingtohuntthegirldowna ndforcehertowatchteletubbiesupsidedownwhileeatingl imejellobecauseIwontahveweedyetforatleast3morefuck ingdays...... God, help me

[paperlunatic]

im in tears...

that is exactly what my little sister would do.

she actualy looks through all of my draws in my bedroom and shit.. while im still in the room.. its so queer.. i just wanna slap her silly.

so i keep all my shit in a lock box..


stupid whore....

[hempomatic]

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<................the girl.....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
^

[Relic2279]

are you from the cleveland area?


yep

[MaCc]

id fuckin beat the shit outta that stupid lil bitch for real...like id fuckin break a poolstick on her back or suddin...SERIOUSLY...

[Up In Smoke 420]

I wish I could find that kind of ammount of weed... the most I've found is like a llil' bud haha. Whoever said the word 'sad' doesnt describe it is totally right.. there's no word to describe that.

[Synthesizer Man]

What kind of person leaves 3Gs worth of weed in the woods in the open?

I knew this kid who did that.

He was a dealer, hid his stash between some trees in the park. One day the council sent some people to cut the trees down, and they found it and called the cops.

They found his prints on the stash and traced it back to him.