Left with no choice but to substitute urine!

[nodeal]

I'm a heavy smoker and have a pre-employment drug test in 2 days! Shit...

I am going to sub my urine since this seems to be the most reliable way for me to pass the test. I have trustworthy people who I know are clean and are willing to piss for me, so that is not an issue. But I do have a couple of questions...

What kind of container should I use? I was thinking a travel shampoo bottle because I am afraid of a condom popping/breaking. Is either one better than the other and for what reasons?

Also, I plan on having someone pee in the container for me VERY SOON before my test. Immediately after they pee in the container I was going to tape it to the base of my scrotum. Hopefully, there will be no more than 45 minutes to an hour between the time my buddy pees in the container and my actual test. Is this a short enough period for the urine to remain warm?

Thanks guys! Wish me luck!

[hazedandinfused]

dont use a condom and dont even have your friend piss for you he might be on prescriptions

buy the fake piss from anyheadshop around your town it comes pre-mixed in its own bottle you just heat it and hide it and your good to go

btw taping things to your scrotum??!! ouch! just put it in your sock or something man...

[Burnt Toast]

For sub tips:
http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1146-substitution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html

[nodeal]

dont use a condom and dont even have your friend piss for you he might be on prescriptions

buy the fake piss from anyheadshop around your town it comes pre-mixed in its own bottle you just heat it and hide it and your good to go

btw taping things to your scrotum??!! ouch! just put it in your sock or something man...

why should I not use a condom?

My friend's piss is clean. I know him very well, it's a religious thing for him.

I dont feel secure putting it in my sock in case they pat me down or ask me to take off my shoes. I don't mind enduring some pain to be absolutely certain that I will not be discovered. It's also very warm in that area.

[Burnt Toast]

The collector cannot lay a hand on you if this is a job-related U/A. The collector can only have you remove coats, hats, and emptying your pockets.

Condoms break. Use a 2oz travel-size shampoo/soap bottle instead. Be sure its completely rinsed out.

A clean buddys pee is fine as long as your buddy hasnt taken any OTC/scripted meds, or has not drank alot of fluids before giving you the sample.

Synthetic urine stays fresh at room temperature for longer periods of time than human urine.

[nodeal]

The collector cannot lay a hand on you if this is a job-related U/A. The collector can only have you remove coats, hats, and emptying your pockets.

Condoms break. Use a 2oz travel-size shampoo/soap bottle instead. Be sure its completely rinsed out.

A clean buddys pee is fine as long as your buddy hasnt taken any OTC/scripted meds, or has not drank alot of fluids before giving you the sample.

Synthetic urine stays fresh at room temperature for longer periods of time than human urine.

He is going to meet me at my house in the morning and to piss in a travel shampoo bottle. From there, I will tuck it under my sac while wearing some tighty whities. Then I will drive to the lab place, which is about a 20 minute drive. Then go in, go through the paper work, wait in the waiting room, etc and then take the test. Do you think this is enough for the urine to stay warm? The forms I have say it must be between 90-100 degrees. Is the plan I have solid enough to maintain the urine at this temp?

[Burnt Toast]

Do some practice runs and see.

Like its been said; the key is PRACTICE..:thumbsup:

[nodeal]

Do some practice runs and see.

Like its been said; the key is PRACTICE..:thumbsup:

haha youre right!

tomorrow im going to spend much of the day acclimating myself with staying comfortable with something tucked underneath my nuts, finding my best warm spots, bbeing comfortable with swiftly taking the bottle out from under me and emptying it, etc.

This will be a mission for sure and I am nervous/excited!

[killerweed420]

Also remember if you pour the urine in the collection cup and its a little low, rub your thumb against your clothes for a few seconds, then hold it against the temp strip. When it reads 98 step out of the room.