probation "exit" ua

[hazedandinfused]

hi all,

heres the scoop i am coming up on the end of 1 year's supervised probation! :thumbsup: charged for dui / possesion of less than one ounce of marijuana

i have passed every single ua for the entire length of my probation even the first one which i assured my p.o. i would probobly fail

7 months into probation he took me off u.a.'s and i began smoking again... heavily and potent strains probobly around 1/2 8th to an 8th a day

so my last meeting with him he informed me that upon my next vist i would be recieving an exit u.a. the thought had not occured to me so i stopped smoking again this was june 5th

my upcoming probation appointment is on monday and i just tested myself at home and failed!!!!!! i have been working out heavily / sweating a ton for weeks now and drinking upwards of 1 gallon of water per day im 6'0 170 pounds low% body fat i work out alot i am stunned to see myself fail...

so i called my p.o. and left him a message to reschedual for one week out to buy myself some more time (which i am 90% sure he will do as i have made all appointments thus far and complied 100% but who knows he may decide to be an asshole now)

now i am a master of the dilution method, but i am incredibly nervous right now im on my way to pick up 6-7 more at home test kits from the local headshop

my questions are: besides vitamin B and lots of liquids / redmeat only diet what can i do to help in assuring that i pass? i have used azo's(standard not cranberry) in the past to succsessfully pass a test, but have been reading some conflicting information that they may cause a false positive

you must understand that quitting for so long was one of the most difficult things i have done in my life and everyday i look forward to being able to blaze again as i am just surrounded by it everywhere i turn(yes im a true head)

looking back, yes i wish i had just stayed clean the entire length of probation then i wouldnt be in this stressfull situation but i did not and this is the situation that i find myself in

thanks in advance

[Gatekeeper777]

I would go to a GNC or nutrition store and buy a total body clensing pak.

That crap is like paint remover to your system.

[hazedandinfused]

thanks for the fast reply... this cant hurt to try so i will drop by my supplement store tommorow morning and pick some up... looks like i might have about 1 -1/2 weeks to get "clean"

[insomniasucks]

If you are going to dillute, go with the dillution sticky on this forum. Any product from GNC will probably not remove THC. Also, since you work out so heavily stop at least 3 days prior to your UA and eat up on fatty foods. Working out will release more THC metabolites into your urine. I went through the same thing and was getting inconsistent home test results because I was doing a ton of running. If you go dillution then sub gatorade for water.

[hazedandinfused]

Also, since you work out so heavily stop at least 3 days prior to your UA and eat up on fatty foods. Working out will release more THC metabolites into your urine. I went through the same thing and was getting inconsistent home test results because I was doing a ton of running.

this is interesting... past two days been doing intense training and also my job is fairly physical it may be difficult for me to avoid this altogether

what will eating fatty foods do for me? i understand that the thc byproduct they are testing for is fat soluble so i assume the theory here is that by increasing fat levels i will be decreasing the ratio of thc byproduct in my fat thus reducing the levels in my urine?

[insomniasucks]

Yes. That is how I understand it and decreasing physical activity will lessen the amount of thc metabolites flowing into your urine. Search the threads especially by Fake Boobs Rule, he's the answer man.

[hazedandinfused]

well i just gotta say

this is a great excuse to cook myself a fat steak for dinner every night and eat lots of potato chips...

mmmmm

my appointment is moved to next monday going to test myself again tommorow (without diluting) to see where i stand

more updates to come

[hazedandinfused]

this looks like a pass to me

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg294/riderb1987/0703092303.jpg



well looks like someone will be smoking soon like next monday!

[RadioHead]

this looks like a pass to me

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg294/riderb1987/0703092303.jpg



well looks like someone will be smoking soon like next monday!:wtf:

Maybe up close, but the pic sure looks like a fail, lol.

I've been tested by the PO once a month for the last four. That's with smoking once, twice a week. Just hydrating and going with what's been pointed out already - low activity ahead of test, rack up the carbs (gatorade, steak & potato, etc.), and taking a few aspirin 2-3 hours ahead of the actual test (thins the blood a bit, cutting down on the parts-per-million).

Though, the instructions say if the 2nd line is visible at all, then it's a pass.... :confused:

[insomniasucks]

I agree, maybe it can be seen up close and in person but I don't see it in the picture. The t line can be faint and that OK its still a pass. Keep loading up on red meat, chicken and fish to keep your creatinine levels up and the day of the UA, follow the dillution sticky exactly except sub gatorade for water.

[hazedandinfused]

im fucked its been 30 days now and im still coming up positive

i did dilute before that test

why am i so fucking cursed that this shit wont leave my system

[Hempsouth]

Test your 3rd piss of the day, don't use morning urine.

[insomniasucks]

Yeah your morning void has the highest concentration of metabolites. Take your UA later in the day. Practice dillution, follow the method except use water just for practice, gatorade the day of the UA. Set up your practice so that it would be roughly the same time as the UA. After 30 days you should be seeing a negative result with dillution if you follow the intructions and follow the test instructions exactly. Let us know how your practice test turns out.

[hazedandinfused]

ok well i drank around 1/2-3/4 a gallon of water, some cranberry juice, and decided to try it again

peed a couple times till it became clear as water

decided to try again took the midstream sample here is my result

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg294/riderb1987/0704091455.jpg


as you can see there is an incredibly faint line next to the T but a solid line with creatine levels which leads me to believe i can dilute more i have one more test im saving it for tommorow going to try and do it like the real deal

tommorow i plan on drinking 1 gallon of water from 9-12 then taking vitaman b and a couple asprin around noon
drink another gallon of water from noon - 3

simulated appointment time 3:30 assuming waits etc etc test might be around 4:15 so i will test myself then

any holes in my plan?

[Boardingburton]

I am having your same problem with faint lines... use of fiber could possibly help you. I will be greatly increasing my fat consumptions.. like fried steak.. eating every piece of fat on it, and fish oil pills. These simple changes could help you. You have to completely change your strategies coming up to the three days before

ie. going from heavy exercise, low fat foods to

high fat, no excersice.

-This step is very important and could cost many the farm.

[Boardingburton]

Taking too much fiber could cause someone serious pain in the form of complete constipation. So dont take to much, and drink at least 8oz of water for every pill you take.

[hazedandinfused]

ok PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE i need your thoughts on this one
to me its a questionable pass

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg294/riderb1987/0705091647.jpg

[Hempsouth]

That looks good to me, I have used those kits a few times and any line showing up means Negative.

Do you know what cut off level they use, 50ng?

[insomniasucks]

That last test is good. You are showing negative for THC above the test cutoff limit probably 50 ng/ml which most home tests are set for. Also it looks like you are getting hung up on the intensity of the test line. Don't the intensity of the kline does not matter. If you have one and you do, you are good to go. Just replicate the dillution remember to sub gatorade for water.

[hazedandinfused]

alright many thanks to all
i have 2 giant gatorade bottles ready to go for tommorow im feelin pretty good about this

hempsouth- i dont know what cutoff that is but i know that probation just uses a pretty basic 9 panel i belive? maybe even 5 and 50 should be the cutoff i managed to pass the first one and i diluted hard this one im just much more nervous about because i cant take anymore of those fuckers telling me what i can and cant put in my own body

[hazedandinfused]

well after all my stressing i got off probation there was no exit ua and im all good

whew

but its good to know i was prepared at least my term is up at the end of the week so i am straight

[insomniasucks]

Congrats!! To be ultra safe, I would wait until next week to resume smoking.