What is the caziest thing that ever happened while you were high?

[flyytee]

Alot of crazy things happened when i was high
And i saw alot of crazy things

like once i saw someone kind of just sink into the earth :wtf:

[epicsoundz69]

Like quicksand?? a sinkhole?

Mine would have to be, I was chillin with my buddy out front of the gas station we worked at. We had just gotten off work and were almost done with the j and an old VW beetle passes on the road in front of us, trailing a cloud of smoke. At the stoplight, something must have sparked because I noticed thick black smoke starting to blow in front of us and when I looked back at the VW it was spitting smoke from underneath. It quickly got bigger and engulfed the whole car. The driver was already away, so we just sat and smoked another as we watched the inferno. The fire dept came after there was only a burned out hulk of a beetle smoldering in the street.

[JohnnyZ]

Umm.. I don't remember.

[flyytee]

krazy story epics
Once It was raining and u kno how it will rain inn one spot but not in another
i swear that happened rite in front of me
and wen the storm passed it was like the sun was chasing it

and i was super stoned so this was extra krazy 2 me

[420err]

lmao so me and my boy are stoned as fuck driving down the freeway, probably going over the speedlimit and steamroller in hand. its fuckin like -20 outside and the roads are slippery as fuck. my boys got a lincoln lsc and its shitty as fuck in the snow and ice. so in the middle of my hit, the car loses control going straight, we do like a 720 degree spin in the middle of traffic, somehow avoiding all cars, and crash against the side of the intersection curb. Lmao so then after that we pull over and a not a damn scratch on the car or anything from the curb hitting the side of the car. crazy ass shit, espescially stoned.

[flyytee]

Like quicksand?? a sinkhole?

Mine would have to be, I was chillin with my buddy out front of the gas station we worked at. We had just gotten off work and were almost done with the j and an old VW beetle passes on the road in front of us, trailing a cloud of smoke. At the stoplight, something must have sparked because I noticed thick black smoke starting to blow in front of us and when I looked back at the VW it was spitting smoke from underneath. It quickly got bigger and engulfed the whole car. The driver was already away, so we just sat and smoked another as we watched the inferno. The fire dept came after there was only a burned out hulk of a beetle smoldering in the street.

nah it happened fast not like quicksand
i had 2 do a double take
the second time i looked she was just gone

[RedLocks]

had a chicken chase my car flapping wings and clucking at mi while I was driving in reverse in the hood...

[SauceeMcGee]

A friend and I were taking pictures with the Photobooth application on today's macintosh laptops and we were using the preset backgrounds like the underwater landscape and the Paris, France city scape and I swear to god I shot a laser beam of Exotic Salt water fish at my friend and then later, he ate the Eiffel Tower...

He still has the pics on his computer. I'll see if I can get them, it was so crazy

[JD1stTimer]

Wow, that sounds really.. uhh... hmmm... like you guys are pitching for the other team or something... heheh not that there's anything wrong with that

[DOUGAL25]

Had my dorm room searched inch-by-inch by two police officers. Never felt closer to dying - just sitting on my bed, pale white and high as a kite. Luckily they found nothing on me, but got my roommate for a grinder.

Stashed in the tape deck of my stereo - cop said her brother used to hide it there as a kid, but she couldn't figure out how to open mine...WHEW
:stoned:

[the image reaper]

I got married, a few times :S2:

[flyytee]

I got married, a few times :S2:

lmao thats wild

[Dutch Pimp]

I got married, a few times :S2:

:stoned:...

[yokinazu]

i got lost in frankfurt germany, flat broke. walked an entire night down an autobahn till we got to the airport where we lucked into some transport and a little cash. but we did smoke some good turkish hash the whole way. that was a fairly crazy night. oh and to make things worse none of the three of us spoke any german.

[blazed_babe]

crazy shit that happened to me while smoking...mmmm...lots of crazy stuff. but fun times? my friend missy and i always go on picnics, and on the way there we smoke, and sometimes toke up while we're on the picnic, and last time we were sitting there, passing a j back and forth, and she was playing her guitar and singing, and this truck pulled up (we were at a lake, at a public campground) and just sat there right in front of us for about 5 minutes and then drove off. they even rolled down the window, which freaked me out, but we just ignored them. i was sure they were going to say something to us.

another time missy and i were high as hell and watching these black and white silent short films. and listening to a cd by the band "my brightest diamond" (cd - bring me the workhouse) and i SWEAR everything matched up with the silent films. perfectly.

another time we smoked all day and then went down to the square (it was earth day!) and wrote transcendental quotes on the sidewalk. and quotes about loving your earth. with sidewalk chalk. missy and i also make cards for people when we're stoned :)

and recently. i just moved back into my parents house. i'm 22 and live in the basement hahaha so stereotypical. anyways. i was in the middle of smoking a bowl, and i got a knock on my door. i freaked out, had to hide all my stuff and put my bowl in my coffee table drawer (my parents don't know i smoke) and it was my mom. she wanted to chill and watch tv with me. she doesnt' know i smoke. i know my eyes were red and i seemed out of it. but i told her i had just been taking a nap. soooo...nothing happened. but i was sooooo scared she was gonna know.

[KyleIsNorml]

Well one time, well just a couple of days ago before I ran dry I smoked and cleaned the house!?!? :jointsmile: It was kinda weird though, I just had the urge to clean..even when I'm sober I don't like to clean because I'm busy through out the day as it is haha. I guess that is the most closest thing that I can put down into words for the craziest thing that ever happened while I was high haha :thumbsup:

But mine doesn't compare to everyone else's stories :( because I'm sure that I'm not the only one who has cleaned being high before!!..I don't get out much as it is so I can't really recall for anything crazy

[epicsoundz69]

crazy. one time my cousin and I were walking through his yard, and he had forgotten to tell me that he had dug a HUGE FRIGGIN HOLE in the middle of his yard. Next thing I know im looking at his feet, and my own kind of hurt.

[420err]

lmao yesterday i was smoking a bowl made out of a water bottle in my backyard, and behind my backyard is a main street, so im in the middle of taking a hit out of the side of my water bottle, and in the corner of my eye i see a police car just chillin there on the street. i flipped the fuck out and ran in the house and forgot to bring my dog in and he ran away. found him though lol. thats not the craziest thing, just the most recent that i can remember :jointsmile:

[bigred5]

Oh boy, lets see. I think one of the crazier ( cant remember craziest.... :stoned:) times was when i took my friends in my truck. BUT, i had 7 friends wit me. and my truck only held 3 people in the seats... so what do i do? i put 4 in the bed of my truck (which has a cover on it) and i drive around on a dirt road while slamming on the brakes and going over big bumps just to piss the off. Then later ( with 4 people still in my trucks bed) I drove onto a military base and dropped some of my friends off. then we went to taco bell.

[LargeToker37]

There was one time when me and 3 friends went out on a burn run and hit up two bowls. When we were sufficiently stoned, I drove to a gas station so one guy (the one out of the three that I had just met) could get some soda and chips. While my two friends and I were sitting in the car waiting the friend I had just met passed out while waiting in line to pay. I'm talking he was just standing there and the next second he falls on his back. Now the three of us are high as blazes, freaking out wondering what to do about the situation. I had one friend in disbelief not even giving any input on the situation and another one screaming, "DUDE THEY KNOW HE'S HIGH GET OUTTA HERE NOW!" However, I couldn't just leave the guy, even if I had just met him earlier that day. Instead, I rush into the store just as other customers and one employee are waking him up and questioning him. Thinking quickly, I exclaimed, "Wow man, your blood sugar must be really low! Get some of that food in you and let's go get your medicine from home!" They bought it hook line and sinker, one other guy in there even suggested peanut M&Ms for low blood sugar.

I never smoked with that guy again. Damn lightweights.

[TeKNiQUE]

This one 4/20 me and my friends bought a 1/2 ounce and hiked to some crazy crazy cave way high in the mountains. Like a 2 hour hike.
We got all the way up there and rolled like 2 joints and loaded the bong we had.
and....

No body had a lighter. :stoned:
We had to go all cast away and try to make a stick on fire haha.

TeK:hippy:

[patrick777]

:rasta: still here