Hard?

[larry]

I just got out of the shower and i have a hard on
and should i jerk it or should i hang my towel on it? :)
:)

[Stedric]

Stick a sparkler in it on the Fourth of July.

[Not Enough Herb]

bend into a pretzel and eat ur wang]

later

[socks]

Or just chop it off and fry it for dinner?

The choice is yours...

[Doobie Snax]

I think you should chop it off and pickle it

[Ammie]

hmmmmm hat rack? :p

[caddyman]

Beat the monkey, knock the top off, shoot your load, cmilax , orgasm, choke the chicken, wank, stroke , pull, spit,

[ludacris420]

thats funny b/c i have hung shit on my hard on before, its so much fun

[Not Enough Herb]

fall on it, then get sumone to grab ur legs and spin u like a top

later

[SmokinThaHaze]

Lol I Agree Luda

[bigdaddy420]

Beat the monkey, knock the top off, shoot your load, cmilax , orgasm, choke the chicken, wank, stroke , pull, spit,
Beating the meat, birthing the worm, tossing it, jerking it, playing pocket pool, cleaning the gun, whacking off, beating your shit.