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luciddreamer
05-26-2009, 01:37 PM
The 24 Types of Pot Smokers : COED Magazine (http://coedmagazine.com/2009/05/18/the-24-types-of-pot-smokers/)

Funny shit lol It's quite spot on as well.

jimmy8778
05-26-2009, 02:02 PM
that was excellent

FourTwenty4Life
05-26-2009, 02:30 PM
The 24 Types of Pot Smokers : COED Magazine (http://coedmagazine.com/2009/05/18/the-24-types-of-pot-smokers/)

Funny shit lol It's quite spot on as well.

That was interesting. I could definitely categorize some of my friends but I don't find myself to fit completely into ANY of those. They should have more categories like the adult entertainers, politicians, dealers, celebs, etc. Thanks for sharing this.:hippy:

Greenthing
05-26-2009, 04:24 PM
LOL good read thanks.:thumbsup::hippy:

Galaxy
05-26-2009, 06:51 PM
Excellent find. How'd Headshake get in the #3 slot?

stephanielynn
05-27-2009, 12:05 AM
the pictures with each category make the list ten times funnier... it's so true, too.. i can fit a bunch of my friends into categories, it's pretty spot on. thanks for sharing!:rasta:

Barney Trouble
05-27-2009, 12:19 AM
number 11 for me, but I want to expand into some other categories ;)

stinkybudz
05-27-2009, 12:46 AM
Excellent find. How'd Headshake get in the #3 slot?

its his avatar, and their great decision on a great picture lol

TC42o
05-27-2009, 02:13 AM
LoL thats a funny link... i'd have to declare myself a mix between the cannasuer and the true stoner... ive got friends all over the board tho haha

JohnnyZ
05-27-2009, 02:21 AM
7. He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like. He lives vicariously through himself

Best commercials ever.

Purple Banana
05-27-2009, 03:06 AM
They need to have a class of chick on there who's friendly, and is generous with her bud, holds interesting conversations, and all over is a fully functioning individual! All I see are token hot chicks with no interesting personalities, and ick! pink bowls. Girls are more than that!

Coelho
05-27-2009, 10:24 AM
They need to have a class of chick on there who's friendly, and is generous with her bud, holds interesting conversations, and all over is a fully functioning individual! All I see are token hot chicks with no interesting personalities, and ick! pink bowls. Girls are more than that!

Unfortunately, this kind of girl is way too rare to make a class... the few ones like this are like gemstones scattered in the land...

TheSmokingMonkey
05-28-2009, 01:01 AM
Nice. I am like a blend of several different types. :jointsmile:

Juice3jmk
05-28-2009, 03:05 AM
What about the asshole?

Theres lots of people that just turn into complete assholes when they smoke for no reason. I know a couple like that.

Purple Banana
05-28-2009, 06:06 PM
Unfortunately, this kind of girl is way too rare to make a class... the few ones like this are like gemstones scattered in the land...

LOL I hate to be self-serving, but I'm that girl :( We're under-represented! We make good friends! We talk deep, and listen! We give back massages! We give out free weed expecting nothing in return! We're average/above average, but not smoking hot. The first ounce I bought, I gave a quarter to a friend for absolutely nothing... I love doing that! I just wish there were more of my stoner guy friends who didn't chase after the token toking hot chick who just mooches weed off people, but looks "cute" doing it. Ugh.

Coelho
05-28-2009, 06:39 PM
^^^^ Ok... but how many girls like this do you know (besides yourself)? I know none... most stoner girls i knew were like the ones showed in that site... the stoner girls like you are rare indeed (unfortunately), and i think thats why they werent mentioned there.

TheSmokingMonkey
05-29-2009, 01:46 AM
Um... I'm a female and I just identified with some of the guy profiles. I don't think the gender roles have to be strict on most of them... they're just *representative* descriptions.

If I had to break it down, I'd say that I am:
The Stoner Chick - 10%
The Artist - 20%
The Patient - 20%
The Outdoorsman - 5%
The Connoisseur - 5%
The Professional - 20%
The Teacher - 20%

and like, a smidgen of the rest of them thrown in :)

luciddreamer
05-29-2009, 07:35 AM
Hehe glad you guys like it!

I know of only one stoner chick who isn't stingy (shared heaps) and is HOT! Love of my life.... :hippy:hehe Also, for the times we weren't hangin' out she'd get buds for me within a day if I rang up and asked.

Divided Sky
05-29-2009, 10:00 PM
If I had to put myself in one of the categories, it would be the professional. I interact on a one to one and sometimes consultative basis with alot of customers, and believe it or not, pot helps (one hit's worth) the interaction and also helps me be precise when I actually work. I believe I know every one of those categories, although they're probably mixed up to an extent.

eastbayboss510
05-30-2009, 02:22 PM
ha! dat was funny

Algag
05-31-2009, 09:40 PM
How come only the Ghetto Kid prefers a blunt... i guess im the ghetto kid, without the freestyling.

DarthStoney
05-31-2009, 09:47 PM
That ADHD kid's got a little bit more going on that ADHD methinks. Full-on retardation.

I'm the gen-x parent but I've got a toddler daughter and my wife works in mental health.

Giro2007
05-31-2009, 10:09 PM
That's even funnier than the ones in half baked! Total genius