Whats your stoner job?

[Creeper]

My stoner job....your gonna hate me..is a telemarketer(dan dan daaaa). I fuckin hate that job so much lol, but its money, which equals weed, and also equals the new Gibson Lp Ill have in another month and a half. Its really funny working there though sometimes, like today I called someone and he answered and I said "Hello may I please speak with so and so," and he was like "ya, Fuck you, you little bastard." I had to laugh so damn hard. Cause you know I have to be burnt to even walk into that motherfucker lol.

So whats your stoner job people?

[rhinoblanco]

damn thats too fuckin funny, i love ppl like that, i work at a fuckin supermarket full of stoners, not even the bosses are straight in there, and fuckin i get all the free food i want even tho i have to steal it, and i dont really do more than 5 mins of actual work. when i think about it, im pretty damn lucky i dont do shit and come away with like 120-150 a week for whatever herbal needs i may have.

[Not Enough Herb]

well this tuesday im gonna b working in a coffe shop kitchen

its pretty gay but it gets me moneys

later

[cdorm]

work at a carwash cause im only 15 with all my friends so its tight as hell!!!!

[CanaBliss]

Creeper, I hear ya, I always bitch out u guys haha, fun job/depresing, more fun tho, becuz u dont care wut u do as long as u get ur job. If u want to sell something to me call 836-3026 tomorrow ok???
do it tonite even...

[AbandonNegativity]

I sell fungi.

[silentbob9898]

i have the best stoner job i work at a pizza place im never not high when im at work its so great alot of the other employees are stoners too and i get all the pizza,wings and ect i want....for FREE and we have mountain dew ON TAP!!!!!

[UserName AlphaNiner]

Haha, this is awesome. I have 3 friends that are telemarketers, a friend that works in a grocery store, and about 6 friends that work in pizza places.

Me, I work at an RV Dealership cleaning and detailing and inspecting RVs. It sucks, but it's pretty relaxed and chill. I go in there blazed and just crank up some music and trance out while cleaning for a good 2-3 hours....time goes by fairly quickly.

[kronick]

damn thats too fuckin funny, i love ppl like that, i work at a fuckin supermarket full of stoners, not even the bosses are straight in there

OMG, meeeee tooo!! same with matty180 :P

[jacquelyne]

body piercing and other tax free things

[juggalo420]

temporary labor place, its me and a bunch of old ass alcoholics and crack n' heroin addicts who do manual labor for minimum wage.

[Day Dreamin Faze]

i have the best stoner job i work at a pizza place im never not high when im at work its so great alot of the other employees are stoners too and i get all the pizza,wings and ect i want....for FREE and we have mountain dew ON TAP!!!!!

The dream job and my job in like 2 weeks :D Yes love it haha.

[mellow mood]

man i work in a shitty place i smoke splifs then i have to clean tables, etc.... damn id like to deliver pizzas eh eh

[fortyoz420]

I work in a grocery store in the deli section, can't go to work high though, cause i'd probably lose a finger.

[Chug350]

im a trucker

[mellow mood]

but i have a shitty job fer the moment but ill go to college next year and then ill become guitarist and at the same time ill play music in the streets, smokin hasch yea!!!!

[Buck268]

im a trucker


Not too smart if your toking the reefer often (at all, really)... How are those random DOT/CDL drug tests doing?

Myself, I deliver pizza right now, but I must have had at lest 5 different jobs in the past year :rolleyes:

[Edgar]

Will that be paper or plastic, ma'am?

[Edgar]

Btw, AbandonNegativity do you just sell fungi locally or... Do you do mail orders?

[dcc]

package handler/sorter at UPS.

[Creeper]

Lol Id take any of those jobs, cause Id rather use my hands, the computer dials the numbers on itself....so I sit there and rot for 3 and a half hours a night.... Its cool when you get fellow heads on the phone who ask if the weed in Maine is good. Cant say much cause your being recorded and all but I always grunt approvingly lol.

[Nosehit]

I hate to say this but I have the best job ever, I'm a water plant operator...
Ok go ahead and laugh, but it doesn't get much better (save being a judge for the cannabis cup)
I work a 12 hour shift, 9pm - 9am. Only one other person on the grounds. I can smoke all I want and I only have to about 2 hours of actual work in a lab the rest of the time I roam the plant making sure everything is running right. ;) Its like a fucking wildlife refuge out here the plant covers about 1 sq mile. And if thats not good enough I make between 50 and 60K and where I live (Okla.) the cost of living is pretty low. The best part is I only work 7 out of 14 days, one week I have a 3 day weekend and the other I have 4 day weekend. WHOOOO YAAAHHH I LOVE MY JOB :D BTW I'm not bragging, I know I'm the luckiest SOB around.

Hey creeper I see from your location that you must live in Okla. also LOL

[tagnamestek]

i sell stuff

[Syrus]

I work in a garden center :D

[XxInTheAirxX]

i wash dishes at my uncles bar..he's never there and all me the 2 cooks and the other bus person do is smoke pot..lol we take a LOT of trash out and the fan in the back is always on...even in the dead of winter LOL...

[ImportsCRX]

i'm a poker dealer at foxwoods lol

[LonerStoner]

I work at a new & used record store. I listen to music all day and talk about music all day. It's chill except the average consumer is a fucking retard. But I do have my regular customers that I can sit and BS with. All in all I have a pretty cool job I suppose, considering I usually work by myself or with one other person and I never see my boss, and I can get away with smoking right before work, as long as I use Visine, lol.

[HeLTeR.SKeLTeR]

I work at a grocery store which is kinda like a cafeteria and a liquor store at the same time. I'm ussually at the register machine and the person in charge of the place. But some shit has been going on and I don't think I'm gonna work there anymore.

I'm seriously thinking about moving to Boston this summer and live there for a while. I wonder tho how easy is it going to be getting a job there... I'm told is not to hard but I still have my doubts.

[RIP ODB]

I work at a grocery store which is kinda like a cafeteria and a liquor store at the same time. I'm ussually at the register machine and the person in charge of the place. But some shit has been going on and I don't think I'm gonna work there anymore.

I'm seriously thinking about moving to Boston this summer and live there for a while. I wonder tho how easy is it going to be getting a job there... I'm told is not to hard but I still have my doubts.


Beantown rocks bro. If you know some local college students you should have no problem finding herb.

[kronick]

I work at a new & used record store. I listen to music all day and talk about music all day. and I can get away with smoking right before work, as long as I use Visine, lol.


sweeeet job man! id love that job

[zarathustra]

I worked at a gun club. Rednecks with shotguns+a very high me+my control over their professional rating=a ripping good time. I got fired though, for launching targets at the owner. It was funny as hell, and thus worth it.

[HeLTeR.SKeLTeR]

Beantown rocks bro. If you know some local college students you should have no problem finding herb.


what about a job and a small apartment, will that be easy to get?


IM at yahoo dude, dan2786

[RIP ODB]

IM at yahoo dude, dan2786


I don't play the yahoo game.

AIM- ODB18744


If you're in downtown boston you won't find anything good unless you're willing to shell out big bucks. In the suburbs though, you'll have better luck. I forgot what your other question was but I think it was about finding a job. The summer weather opens up all kinds of work all over new england, especially in the cities. If you can find work in the summer and hold onto it in the off-season, you'll be golden.

[kronick]

you both got it all wrong...MSN Messenger all the way :P

[KristaJ311]

I'm a laser tech! haha I dont smoke before work but if i did i think i could fuck someone up pretty bad

[AbbaZabba]

I work at a grocery store putting food in the sections they need to be at. It's actually fun when your really blazed.

[likemclever]

I'm a full time college student and mother.

[ganja is my game]

Im a dead beat without a job, my friend works at taco bell though all his managers are stoners or shroom heads it would be the greatest job

[kronick]

lol...he accepts the fact that hes a dead beat...lmao...ur not a dead beat man...ur just havin a good time!

[Syrus]

Update: I dont have a job any more. Fell out with the bosses gf (lazy bitch).

[Darkneon420]

I work in my step dads store. Its a mens store that sells suits and ties and shit. Its alright...but really boring. I dont make a lot of money either.

My dream job is to be a mom and raise my children to be good people. I'll keep Llamas, and chickens, grow my own food and marijuana. Have my husband come home and go upstairs ;)

[Revelation]

I work in my step dads store. Its a mens store that sells suits and ties and shit. Its alright...but really boring. I dont make a lot of money either.

My dream job is to be a mom and raise my children to be good people. I'll keep Llamas, and chickens, grow my own food and marijuana. Have my husband come home and go upstairs ;)

Thats a pretty cool dream job. Very admirable. Gotta respect a woman that respects the position of motherhood and being a good parent.

As for my job, I was in the Army for 4 years, then I worked for Public works at the County of LA for 3. At neither of those jobs could I smoke freely.

So now I will be going to school for Massage Therapy and Actupuncture, and I am also about to get my instructor certification in Wing Chun Kung Fu. I will own my own shop/dojo. I will smoke regularly, heal people during the day, and kick peoples ass at night. j/k :D

[naluman]

I work in making tv commercials around the world...Before , when i was a production manager(PM) i used to get stoned and go to the set.It was a blast ...but now im a director so it requires more of my time in creative planning and direction.
Many in my field get stoned, but getting stoned on the set has lowered in the recent years....since filming has become more complexed, we usually get high after the shoot.(its a wrap) But many in my field love to get high.
My producer always adds a bud budget in our production cost...lol.....Once
in jamaica, the whole movie set stayed stoned thru out our filming, only the jamaician crew wouldnt get high untill we wrapped up the set, they would craw into their grip trucks and roll themselves a fattie...and the smoke would funnel out of the truck like a smoke stack....haha but its my stoner job and i have been very happy and lucky with my job....imagine a super model getting mad at you because u didnt invite her to get stoned with you...lolol well that was adjusted......well thats a wrap!!!

www.homepage.mac.com/gearman1

[bosscitywhitey]

i got a scholarship where i go to school, but i stay at home so i don't pay any rent. thats extra cash for weed, but i work at some pizza place too just to keep my parents from bitching. they dont drug test either haha

[naluman]

what kind of job is there for a stoner to blowup a cop car.......shot this in the paramount back stage lot...the cop car is just a dummy stand in car.....we didnt know how big the explosion was gonna be...ended up a.big bang!!!
its just a job.........

[bwomp420]

I work at a seafood restaurant. All I do is dishes, taking out trash, and spraying down tables, so it's not bad at all.

[Edgar]

Naluman i should smack you for being so lucky. :D Thats one kickass Job!

[BLZD 24 7]

Yeah, im only 17 but im mainly a roofer, and i do framing, well just about n e thing that comes 2 remodeling... Its real tight, wake n bake in the morning on the way 2 a job, bake on the roof or whereever, after lunch we have a blunt for desert alot of times...... real fun. and im ballin

[Not Enough Herb]

ok well i finally started working in the coffee pub kitchen i was talking about. i get unlimited fountain drinks and free food. my job isnt that hard just you gotta remember how to make all the different types of food.

but ya its a bitch at first but so is every job until u get used to it. i just got back from work not to long ago and its time to get blitz as fuck!!!

later

[Toffee]

im 19 yrs old and i work as a draughtsman

wow this gob is the greatest

i get paid almost as much as an engineer (i good man)

and other draughtspersons at the office are stoners too, not at work though :)

wow im one lucky person

[stonerboy40k]

I work at a grocery store putting food in the sections they need to be at. It's actually fun when your really blazed.

I used to work at Iceland doin the same sorta stuff plus cash register.

on my last day i went in stoned and pissed an sat and drank coffee for the entire shift lol :D

[cortezbuddha]

I am a research assistant for a university in Arizona. I do forest science and ecology research and love it so much! There is nothing better than going to work stoned and reading an increment core (segment of wood extracted for the purpose of dating when a tree reached a certain height). I am just a stoned nerd that loves trees and Mother Earth!!!!

[Loz]

I work in admin

[The Piper]

i got every1 beat i work at my uncles bar

[ganja is my game]

lol...he accepts the fact that hes a dead beat...lmao...ur not a dead beat man...ur just havin a good time!

good times over man, i got a job and it sucks i work at a hardware store, no smoking for me while im on the job, i have to cut pipe and work with scary equipment damn not a stoner job.

[LoVe2bLaZe420]

I got the best job, Maintence at an Apartment complex, 5 of us and we all blaze some joints at lunch, it's great.

[cortezbuddha]

Earth Warriors get the most respect. Meaningless jobs are meaningless (yah money for pot, but what else?). Earth Warriors...

[andruejaysin]

I build the cabinet doors for winnebego motor homes.

[andruejaysin]

Plus I have this other job on the side, but I choose to exersice my rights under the 5th amendment of the US Constitution, and respectfully refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incrimenate me.

[cortezbuddha]

I hunt chupacabras with rich Puerto Rican's. They need to fur to make clothes for the armadillos in the forest. They are cold...

[kronick]

Plus I have this other job on the side, but I choose to exersice my rights under the 5th amendment of the US Constitution, and respectfully refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incrimenate me.


lmao...good call ;) lol witty...i like

[NzPoThEaD]

i work in an office as administrator it suks cuz i gota sit next 2 my boss when im high he always seems 2 ask me 2 do heaps of jobs..or maybe its just me... i gota work with 2 many codes n shit its suks

[Dick Justice]

My stoner job?

I sell to friends. I love my job, and my only boss is my crippling meth addiction. Just kidding.

[yoda]

i work at a grocery store as well(pretty common aroudn here), except im the cart pusher. the only enjoyable times are when im high. except it sucks when im burned out, pushing carts is a draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag. i was being trained to stock shelves, but that didnt work out.

[kronick]

i work at a grocery store as well(pretty common aroudn here), except im the cart pusher. the only enjoyable times are when im high. except it sucks when im burned out, pushing carts is a draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag. i was being trained to stock shelves, but that didnt work out.


LMAO...story of my 15 year old life. the same thing happaned to me 5 years ago but i got a job there again and now i work on the floor. pretty sure they think im a slacker tho...even tho they said i was doing good for a bit but now my "performance" has gone down but in my eyes, i havent been doing anything differently from when i started. so they're prolly bullshitting thinking im gonna get scared and work harder...pfft...screw that, ill work as hard as i have been working this whole time...bastards...

[Bman719]

I work in a department store.... Funny thing about it is, is they drug test (only when you get hired) but over half of their staff smokes weed. Me and my coworkers just go out on our breaks and toke up together.

[Terpalum]

I'm a total contradiction

I'm a law school student but still get high all the time. I know other people at my school do too, but it's a "taboo" subject

[kronick]

bah! thats great! its ppl like you who we need on our side! now finish up school and run for office! LEGALIZE IT!

[GooseBear]

can't be high at my job I work with people and have to take care of them and if something was to happen I could get in deep shit and then my chances of going to medical school would be down the drain because I would be put on that list that says you can't practice medicine. I only work like 15 hours a week though I'm a college student so I don't work that much

[Hempamasta]

Currently, I'm a student at the local High School and I'm a lifeguard at the rec center near my house. I rarely smoke before work, because my job involves other people's lives.

This summer, though, a buddy of mine is starting a landscaping business, so we can just drive around, smoke, talk, and be outside for the whole day.

[canna boy420]

i work at the biggest porn shop in colorado

[ShWeave]

i wash dishes with about 4 of my stoner friends.....we get blazed everyday before work.......every day a new person buys....its bad ass

[kronick]

every day? holy shit..u either smoke way too much...or ur not buying enough at a time. me and my bros usually buy enough to last us a week...save major cash that way.

[Satovan]

I'm a cashier at the Pick 'n Save grocery store in Mukwonago, Wisconsin. I don't dope before work though because the employees are so fucking up tight. There is this one chick with a really nice ass I like to look at though.

[Codizzzle19]

Bag Boy 6.25 an hour n drug testing every 3 months

[ihateapplesandsalt]

Daycare (child care).

[justinsane]

man, i bag groceries.. perfect job.. just smoke a bunch the night before, then wake up, and hopefully you still feel it a little, then drink a red bull.. and bam.. its somethin else.

[amsterdam]

i help make commercials for a major hardware store,who would have thought.i bet you have even seen a few,we have some new ones out now,nothing fancy.

[kingofkush013]

I work for an event securtiy company for almost 2 years and I GET STONED ALL THE TIME WHEN I'M WORKING...whether it be a concert or sporting event, high school dance, wrestling events...I'm always stoned! Besides, everyone else is smoking weed in the nose bleed section of the house...all I gotta do is hang out up there and enjoy the show!

[Satovan]

That sucks dude, baggers at the store I work at get 6.70 and certainly don't have to take drug tests.

[yoda]

That sucks dude, baggers at the store I work at get 6.70 and certainly don't have to take drug tests.

you wanna know what sucks? i make $6.10/hr and im the motherfucker who has to push the carts.

[kronick]

you wanna know what sucks? i make $6.10/hr and im the motherfucker who has to push the carts.

LMFAO....yes...yoda has it WAY worse...i use to be a cart bitch too.

[Imaginary]

I work in a dancewear shop at the studio I take classes at. Thats one day a week :D Im such a slacker. actually, not really, I help teach mondays, thursdays, and saturdays, take my own classes tuesdays, fridays, and saturdays.