View Full Version : LEGALIZE COW TIPPING
MattakaSqueaks
03-23-2005, 03:29 AM
Fuck, I wish they would. lol
ParadiseLife
03-23-2005, 03:53 AM
if they did it ould probly become a sport and get boaring its better to be bad but it would be funny
Wierd! That's the second time today I've heard about cow tipping. A girl at work was talking about it. What is it, exactly? She said cows sleep standing up and you could push them over. True?
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Gothen
03-23-2005, 06:19 AM
True.
But, there's a "technique" or whatever behind it. Gotta make sure they don't wake up and .......
Hektik
03-23-2005, 06:50 AM
haha i've went cow tippin with friends before all fucked up. Good times :D We should make our own sport of cow tippin, it'll be like those underground fight clubs, only cow tippin :p
Looker
03-23-2005, 02:04 PM
JUST REMEMBER TO STEP OUTTA THE WAY....
hoodedclum
03-23-2005, 02:15 PM
Cow tipping is great fun , why the fuck is it illegal
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ermitonto
03-23-2005, 02:22 PM
Ummmm...
http://www.skeptic.com/jr5-09.html
Encatuse
03-23-2005, 07:08 PM
Sounds mean. :(
lol
robert42
03-23-2005, 07:11 PM
awww poor cows
Rarrr
03-23-2005, 07:22 PM
Tipping them will help them sleep better hahaha
likemclever
03-25-2005, 08:58 PM
Wierd! That's the second time today I've heard about cow tipping. A girl at work was talking about it. What is it, exactly? She said cows sleep standing up and you could push them over. True?
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Well, first and foremost you have to be fucked up before you do it. Sort of a redneck rite of passage like snipe hunting. Ive done it like 3 times when I was a teenager cow tipping that is not snipe hunting, snipe hunting is something you only do one in your life.
Anyway, you get ripped with your friends then someone gets the bright idea to go cow tipping. Everyone piles in a truck or whatever transportation is handy drive the back roads until you find a suitable target (lots of cows) NO bulls, and nothing with horns just plain cows.
The main challenge of this ordeal is to be quiet and simultaneously deal with your idiot drunk friends, barbwire fences, sleeping ranchers (they donâ??t fuck around and they always have guns), and try not to wake up the damn cowâ?¦you can imagine the opportunity for calamity to happen.
However, its rare that cows are successfully tipped. Something always happens.
Darkneon420
03-25-2005, 09:53 PM
Going cow tipping results in the cows ribs to break occasionally...thats why it is illegal. :mad: And thats not okay!
Ammie
03-25-2005, 10:14 PM
thats so mean :( whats the point?? i dont understand :confused:
Sounds like it could be kind of funny, as long as the cow doesn't get hurt. Are they hard to push over? Do they wake up when they hit the ground? Do you wait until the corn as high as an elephants' eye?
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likemclever
03-25-2005, 10:24 PM
Going cow tipping results in the cows ribs to break occasionally...thats why it is illegal. :mad: And thats not okay!
I didn't know that...I could never harm an animal for drunken entertainment unless I'm going to eat it later.
I'm glad we were never successful...I could never live with myself.
Hektik
03-25-2005, 10:51 PM
Cows are funny when you push em over, sometimes they get pissed too :p
juggalo420
03-25-2005, 11:04 PM
cows weigh like a ton, so unless your using your car trying to tip it i doubt it could be acheived by a intoxicated teenager.
ermitonto
03-25-2005, 11:52 PM
Yes, I have the feeling those people here who claim to have done the act have never touched a cow before, and know nothing about how cows actually sleep.
Rarrr
03-26-2005, 12:37 AM
Going cow tipping results in the cows ribs to break occasionally...thats why it is illegal. And thats not okay!
Thats on my all time list to do things!! Im still gonna do it but instead put 2 mattresses beside our cow friend b4 we push it over :D
Darkneon420
03-26-2005, 01:27 AM
Thats on my all time list to do things!! Im still gonna do it but instead put 2 mattresses beside our cow friend b4 we push it over :D
:D I love that idea mate! I'de like to see those farmers faces when they find their cows laying on matresses!! Lmao!
ermitonto
03-26-2005, 01:29 AM
Well, cows can right themselves pretty easily. They're not like turtles on their backs.
weirdo79
03-26-2005, 02:36 AM
Thats hilarious Ermitonto said it best....and im guessing most of you didnt read his link, its almost impossible to tip a cow, those that say they have 99.9% of the time would be lying. I Lived on a ranch for 3 years they are not small animals, they DO NOT sleep standing up, and they do not lock their legs. IF you did manage to tip one over , you would most likely be running for your life less than 20 seconds later as the bull in the herd would be after you for touching his "property", nevermind the rancher....You'de also be lucky if the cow herself doesnt kick your ass.....They have a kick that rivals a donkey's as well....he he jackasses....Also it would roughly take 5 people approaching a deaf cow thats also sightless at full speed and ramming it hard as they can...it's still more likely you'de all fall on your ass the cow would kick and then run....soooo many liars out there....go ahead go to a ranch and ask to help for just one day and you'll see....or just click on erm's link instead of passing it over and "making" up your "bullshit" (had too lol puns are the worst).
And, ahahhaha to the snipe hunt that one always kills me ;), I can't believe anyone's that dumb, but I guess enough fall for it all the time. "here's a bag and a stick just wait in the bushes and make this call...lol"
Lol Emintonto totally showed you all right to hell. Read his link.
Rarrr
03-26-2005, 03:34 AM
I didnt actually say Id done it if these statements were intended for me. Id said Id like to try it! btw I hope this thread isnt being taken too seriously granted the name "Legalise Cow Tipping".
MattakaSqueaks
03-26-2005, 05:54 AM
I dont think anyone that has replyed to this thread has ever had a chance to tip a cow over including myself. I think its possible but I dont think I will ever try it. Ill stick to breeding new strains. Peace
Darkneon420
03-26-2005, 02:41 PM
:D It'd still be really funny.
It can NOT be done.
http://www.skeptic.com/jr5-09.html
tagnamestek
03-26-2005, 04:45 PM
for some reason id take a wild guess that whoever it was was drunk shitless saw a horse, thought it was a kow, and tipped it then told the story and now everyone tries it. lol but it is possible to find a kow standin up when it sleeps, very rare, but every now and then itll just pass out standin up...ive heard of people doin the same thang, i even heard of someone fallin asleep while runnin and karryin somethin. then the group turned and that guy fell down
How about Politician Tipping then? It's a proven scientific fact that they're asleep when they are standing up, speaking, voting themselves outrageous salary increases, etc. Just figure out which pocket the special interest money is in and push from the opposite side.
Then the phrase cow tipping can go back to it's original use; giving gratuities to the cows if they do a good job waiting on tables.
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MattakaSqueaks
03-27-2005, 02:46 AM
Dude....I think is just the end of time for you. lol jk man. Peace
Dick Justice
03-28-2005, 05:12 AM
cwo tippin g is naughttyh
andds o piontles
poorw cowss
theyd otn' DESRVE to be tiped!1
p
ahaahah Ie'm osdiur jknn durjnk *druhnk
Dick,
I picked up a videotape of Dr. Strangelove at the used book store yesterday, now I get your avatar. Great movie, never saw it all the way through before.
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Ammie
03-29-2005, 05:28 PM
cwo tippin g is naughttyh
andds o piontles
poorw cowss
theyd otn' DESRVE to be tiped!1
p
ahaahah Ie'm osdiur jknn durjnk *druhnk
huh :confused:
tir na nog
03-29-2005, 05:53 PM
goin cow tipping round where i am, the odd time we do it.... usually ends up with someone running around a field with their pants around their legs chasing the cows!!!!!
Good times! :rolleyes:
Darkneon420
03-29-2005, 06:09 PM
It can NOT be done.
http://www.skeptic.com/jr5-09.html
It CAN be done...sorry kyle but yes people have gone cow tipping before and sucessfully tiped it over.
And like I said before it occasionally causes the ribs of the cows to break! That is why its illegal.
tir na nog
03-29-2005, 06:26 PM
oh n we never get near the cows, n we sneak quietly in to the fields... it must be luck (maybe bad luck for the cow) to find one that is asleep... im rambling. i have went a few times but i would imagine it is tuff to catch one sleepin standin coz all i have seen is cows sleeping. n i live in ireland i.e cow-central ..... go cows
Looker
03-29-2005, 06:34 PM
I dunno cow tipping is fucking stupid plain and simple....
ermitonto
03-29-2005, 09:11 PM
To everybody who thinks cow tipping is cool, I hope a herd of cattle breaks into your house at night and shoves you out of bed, then they moo gleefully and run off, causing all the property damage that having a herd of large mammals in your house would bring.
LilRedDevil
03-29-2005, 09:34 PM
LMAO! :D
gs8778
03-29-2005, 10:35 PM
heh heh, cows crack me up for some reason.
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