BLUE BALLS

[Not Enough Herb]

my god i hate blue balls

this girl im with like never finishes me grrrrrrrrr

my balls hurt so much lmao dam this isnt fair

well im off *unzips pants*


later

[jacquelyne]

Never finishes ? Like giving u head ?
Cause if thats the problem i think i have the solution.

[Not Enough Herb]

well i was getting a handjob and i was fingering her and she came and then we just stopped cuz everyone in my family was home and they were all upstairs

^ well whats the solution ne ways?

later

[jacquelyne]

I hate giving hand jobs i would rather watch them do that themself.I would rather give head any day of the week.My fella is a bit of a premature ejaculator with sex but not with oral sex.Its all good to suck but your mouth can get sore from being open for so long.The best thing for me and it makes him cum usually within 10 minutes is i lay down on the bed with heaps of pillows under my head so im heaps high up (say approx at where his willy is when hes kneeling) turn my face around so im facing his dick then let him fuck my face.I like that because i dont have to do anything and he cums quick and from there too i can play with his "blue" balls lol

[jacquelyne]

shit did i scare u ?

[Not Enough Herb]

^

lmfao holy shit actually thats not a bad idea

ill try it with my girl

ya but i dont think were talking about the same kind of balls here

my balls r blue cuz i never blew and it feels like lil ppl r hammering on my sac with a chizzel

dam u should name that face fuckin position....sounds pretty kinky

later

[jacquelyne]

lol hammering on my sac with a chizzel
is that the same feeling as when u toss too much ?
my bf says if he wanks too much his kegs hurt really bad

[Not Enough Herb]

na my wang hurts and my arm burns if i wank to much

my nuts feel a little releaved

later

[kronick]

LMFAO!! I LOVE THIS THREAD!! so "blunt" and to the "joint" er...i mean point :P

jacquelyne, you sure scared me :| "then let him fuck my face" now thats just scary. arnt u scared that hes gonna poke an eye out? :P

and yes, blue balls does feel like "lil ppl r hammering on my sac with a chizzel"...very painfull...in fact, i had it today. which is weird cause i never get it :\ and its even more strange that i come on this msg board and i find someone else has this blue balls problem today, or lately.

ps."na my wang hurts and my arm burns if i wank to much" if i "wank" too much...man, you are too much. lmao

[Ammie]

lmfao!!! this is by far the funniest thread i have read in a very long time:D:D








ty jac ::takes note::

[Islander]

FACT: You can never wank to much :D :eek: :cool:

[kronick]

FACT: You can never wank to much :D :eek: :cool:

and how ;) im wanking right now :D :P


not enough herb...i declare you "the funniest mofo" on this message board.

[Encatuse]

I hate giving hand jobs i would rather watch them do that themself.I would rather give head any day of the week.My fella is a bit of a premature ejaculator with sex but not with oral sex.Its all good to suck but your mouth can get sore from being open for so long.The best thing for me and it makes him cum usually within 10 minutes is i lay down on the bed with heaps of pillows under my head so im heaps high up (say approx at where his willy is when hes kneeling) turn my face around so im facing his dick then let him fuck my face.I like that because i dont have to do anything and he cums quick and from there too i can play with his "blue" balls lol


I wish you were my girlfriend... I'm gonna go masturbate

[Euphoric]

hhhehehe

[likemclever]

The best thing for me and it makes him cum usually within 10 minutes is i lay down on the bed with heaps of pillows under my head so im heaps high up (say approx at where his willy is when hes kneeling) turn my face around so im facing his dick then let him fuck my face.

quite a feat of sexual engineering...

ps. I though blue balls was just some bull shit line that guys use to get you to blow them.

[jacquelyne]

Ive never heard of blue balls myself but i wouldnt mind seeing that lol.They dont actually go blue hey ? Is it just tension or pressure or something because u need to ejaculate ? If it is that couldnt you just have a pull and it would be better i dunno

[Not Enough Herb]

ok...well i solved my blue ball problem last night...give the old boy a few fast strokes and i drenched the entire napkin i wsa gonna blow on....got my hands covered in it and got it all over my pants

mmmmm nothing beats a jerk with blue balls

but ya they dont go blue they hurt so bad...its like putting a bear trap on them

ouchies

later

[kronick]

fuck...once u get blue balls...it dont matter if u wank or not...cause ur nads will still hurt!!! the only thing that cures the BB's is time...it'd just be better not to get em in the first place.

[Not Enough Herb]

ya i really need time alone wiht that girl

then we could have sex :)

but we were fooling around in my basment while my rents were upstairs lol....i fingered her twice and she was moaning like a cow that got kicked in the utters...it was a great night i could put up with blue balls for a night like that

later

[jacquelyne]

funny.

[biggest a hole ever]

it fuckin hurts like a biznitch

[Gothen]

This thread is hilarious. Nuff said.

http://www.scarleteen.com/boyfriend/fbi_blueballs.html

I think that site is pretty hilarious, as well though. I ESPECIALLY like the following...


When high blood pressure and high blood volume meet narrowed blood vessels, a little like trying to force the flow of a kitchen faucet through a soda straw, it's uncomfortable and can be downright painful sometimes.

To tell the truth though, I've only had blue balls once in my life. I was doing what Not Enough Weed was doing, I was fingering this girl in her brother's bed. Well, her brother's room doesn't have a door, just a blanket over where it should be. Well, we were in there with her best friend and her sister (who is actually pretty hot too) and they knew what was going on, but they didn't say anything. Well, the way we were situation on the bed was I was at the head with my body over the covers, but my arm underneath the covers. The girl was laying on her back with her face and all under the covers.
Her friend and sister knew what was going on because the blanket kept going up and down really fast and they were laughing.
Anyway, she was just about to give me head under the covers, had it out and everything..................and her mom walks in.
...........ADIOS MIO!! MIS JEAVOUS!! (that's supposed to be Spanish for MY GOD!! MY BALLS!! but, I forgot how to spell BALLS in Spanish, ^_^)

The fun part was when her mom didn't think anything was going on, so she left after asking what we (as a group) were doing. "Watchin' TV." She left, but the girl didn't want to do anything more.

So, for the next 20 minutes I just sat there not able to move. It felt like someone took my balls and was squeezing on them with all their strength. When I moved, they were holding them and somehow KICKING THEM AT THE SAME TIME!!!

......................fun times.......................lol

[kronick]

can be downright painful sometimes.

can be? sometimes? more like does, and hurts every time u get it.


MY GOD!! MY BALLS!!

¡MI DIOS! ¡MIS PELOTAS! :D

[Encatuse]

-laughs- A couple months ago you're posting about losing your virginity and having done nothing else really sexual.. and now you're making girls moan "like a cow that got kicked in the utters". ((Might not want to use that.. statement.. in front of a girl. I could see it offending them.))

[kronick]

haha...i wasnt around for that thread...lol...what is he? just a horny bastard or a lier? :D probalby the former. :P

[Not Enough Herb]

what i can i say encantuse?

ya i would diffinately not want to call a girl a cow cuz the outcome wouldnt b too great

but hey im finally getting sum so im gonna enjoy it and tell u all about it :)

laterr

[Doobie Snax]

Blue balls hurt so bad and they don't go away for a couple of hours...just thought i'd comment lol