PARENTS...BY FAR THE BIGGEST ASSHOLES!

[Not Enough Herb]

fuck

parents r fuckin gay (no anti gayness intentend)

im fucckin sit down on the computer my mom starts screaming at me cuz my eyes were red today...even tho she wasnt there

i was high before a job interview but im not a retard when im stoned and i can control it.

i got the job as well but is that good enough for my parents....nope they yell ur a stoner, ur ognna get fired and go nowhere in life

encouraging isnt it?

but ya my mom started talking to me again and she was like y were ur eyes red i wsa like i was tired...i was like if i wsa high do u think id b able to get a job...shes like i dont no...and i was like well who just got a job ?? :p

then i was like ya thats right....i said good day lol and mad a little bye bye wave with my hand :cool:

anyone elses parents being pricks?

later

[dr lifted]

yeah, my mom caught me smokin before class one day and then she started giving me a huge lecture. but the funniest part was she seemed high too and i confronted her and then she started laughing and was like that's no excuse....i'm an adult. she complained about me having a b average my first semester in college and she blamed it on the weed. haah, funny woman.

[jacquelyne]

I dont need to worry now.But back when i was at home i thought my mum was the worst.She seemed so strict on me compared to some of my friends.She wouldnt let me go out too much because she always knew what i was up to.Then i would go visit my dad on school holidays and he lived at a pub so i could sit at the bar at 12,13,14 and drink some beers with him.LOL mum didnt know that

[jacquelyne]

fuck wrong thread

[kuulbns]

Aussie women are great people

[40oz]

My parents are pretty oblivious. Before I was caught and they knew I smoked or drank or anything, I could come home drunk and high and they wouldnt suspect anything. I think once my dad asked why I kept throwing up on myself one time when I drank too much. I just told him I had a migraine.

Now, after having been caught everytime I come home at night they say, "you were smoking werent you... I can smell it". But I know they really cant, they just say that because they think Im stupid enough to fall for it and admit. Other than that they have really no idea of the signs besides red eyes. I just tell them i left my contacts in for a few days.

[sharpezor]

havent been cought yet :rolleyes:

[ParadiseLife]

tell them if they dont get off your bak your moving out or threaten them some how and say i plan to smoke weed regardles of what youu say so acceptit or yell at me until i move away and i will move away very far away
it may work but dont let your parents win
fight back your 16 you have rights

[BostonToker]

the worst use to be coming home on acid and shit, and my eyes are like fucking giant and im staring at all sorts of shit, and they would be like, whats wrong with you.....oh to be a kid again

[Dick Justice]

I ate shrooms with my parents still home and active one time. I sat in my room and zoned out for like half an hour (felt like a year) and went downstairs and tried to talk to them and everything. Then I went into the bathroom and saw my eyes in the mirror, and how huge they were, and how my face looked like it was melting, and I burst out laughing. Like, really loud.

[Gothen]

Shiiiiiit, my mom called the fuckin' po-po on my ass simply because I took two hits off a joint and she smelled it. I gotta go to cout tomorrow.

This bitch expects me to help clean hallways (we live in an apartment building and in order to get the rent shaved off, we clean the hallways in the complexes), do her fuckin' dirty laundry and dishes and clean the house.

I told her today, "The ONLY fucking reason I'm living here is because I'm not allowed to move out because YOU won't let me get a job and YOU won't let me get a car. So, you can bitch and moan all you fucking want, but there is no way I'm helping you, in ANY way." and I closed the door on her. She went ballistic, but I don't really remember it, because I was too busy with my headphones, which I don't think she saw.

I want to move out now, because I have a place to live, and a friend said he can get me a job at the Hardees here. I'm 17 years old, and I'm being treated like a 12 year old. She thinks calling the cops will work all the time? HA As soon as I'm off of probation, I'm going to smoke up like no frickin' other. I'm gonna come home stoned, tell her I've been smoking, whatever. She can't call the cops on me for being stoned. As long as I don't have any thing on me such as possession or whatever, I'm gonna be fine.

I've finally realized that if you're stupid, stupid shit happens to you. So, I've cleaned my room out of all paraphrenalia (actually...she went through my room and did it for me, ^_~), and I'm going ot make sure I have only one pipe and one bag of weed on me at all times. I've found a perfect place for it and I can guarantee 100% that you won't ever find it because this thing isn't meant to open (broke it by accident when I was angry) and when put back into place, it looks like it is still sealed.

I can't fucking WAIT until my probation ends.....

So, in short, yes, my parent is being a COMPLETE prick.

[kiwi]

:confused: Well I'm a mom and I nust say that I would be dissappointed if my son was using weed. He never sees it in my home, and we grow too. While you live in your parents house you need to respect their wishes, regardless. I have neices and nephews in their mid 20s and I would never smoke around any of them. :eek:

[Gothen]

Kiwi, I respect your opinion and such, and I admit I don't know who you were talking about, but I don't think that applies to my situation. It's not like I'll be helpless and all alone if I wasn't living with my ex-mother. I would have a job and a license because right now, she forbids me from getting either. I would also have a place to live.
She's FORCING me to live here, so since she's not respecting my ability to live "on my own", I'm not going to respect her wishes.

[OrangeHairs INC]

My mom gave me some weed before one day. That was jokes.

[OrangeHairs INC]

Ha me and Paradiselife are like twins, Like the kind that arent identical. But seriously dude stealing my avatar idea isnt cool J/K

[Rarrr]

Kiwi, I respect your opinion and such, and I admit I don't know who you were talking about, but I don't think that applies to my situation. It's not like I'll be helpless and all alone if I wasn't living with my ex-mother. I would have a job and a license because right now, she forbids me from getting either. I would also have a place to live.
She's FORCING me to live here, so since she's not respecting my ability to live "on my own", I'm not going to respect her wishes.
Have fun while you're living there. Do what you like and disobey rules, what's she gonna do? Kick you out... I use to despise my parents more than anyone but since moving out Iv found them tolerable. While living at home i was never once caught butt my mum is pretty dumb

[Reefer Rogue]

:confused: Well I'm a mom and I nust say that I would be dissappointed if my son was using weed. He never sees it in my home, and we grow too. While you live in your parents house you need to respect their wishes, regardless. I have neices and nephews in their mid 20s and I would never smoke around any of them. :eek:

Would you punish your son if he was smoking weed? Wouldn't that be hyprocitical if you did? Well, i guess it depends on his age. I can't wait till i'm a father and one day get the chance to enlighten my child about cannabis.

[somebody someone]

it sucks so much worse when there not mad at u, just really disapointed, coz it makes u feel uve let them down so much

[Darkneon420]

Dont worry NEH, things seem to look alright. Try to stay away from your parents when your stoned ;) Or use visine drops.
But you sound pretty successful too me if your got that job :D Good luck!

[notanovice]

Shiiiiiit, my mom called the fuckin' po-po on my ass simply because I took two hits off a joint and she smelled it. I gotta go to cout tomorrow.

This bitch expects me to help clean hallways (we live in an apartment building and in order to get the rent shaved off, we clean the hallways in the complexes), do her fuckin' dirty laundry and dishes and clean the house.

I told her today, "The ONLY fucking reason I'm living here is because I'm not allowed to move out because YOU won't let me get a job and YOU won't let me get a car. So, you can bitch and moan all you fucking want, but there is no way I'm helping you, in ANY way." and I closed the door on her. She went ballistic, but I don't really remember it, because I was too busy with my headphones, which I don't think she saw.

I want to move out now, because I have a place to live, and a friend said he can get me a job at the Hardees here. I'm 17 years old, and I'm being treated like a 12 year old. She thinks calling the cops will work all the time? HA As soon as I'm off of probation, I'm going to smoke up like no frickin' other. I'm gonna come home stoned, tell her I've been smoking, whatever. She can't call the cops on me for being stoned. As long as I don't have any thing on me such as possession or whatever, I'm gonna be fine.

I've finally realized that if you're stupid, stupid shit happens to you. So, I've cleaned my room out of all paraphrenalia (actually...she went through my room and did it for me, ^_~), and I'm going ot make sure I have only one pipe and one bag of weed on me at all times. I've found a perfect place for it and I can guarantee 100% that you won't ever find it because this thing isn't meant to open (broke it by accident when I was angry) and when put back into place, it looks like it is still sealed.

I can't fucking WAIT until my probation ends.....

So, in short, yes, my parent is being a COMPLETE prick.


just think, instead of getting an abortion, she had you!!!
you are young, your troubles are miniscule
some day you will thank your mother just for having you, but right now i know you think she`s not a good mom

[Looker]

I dunno kids appreciate your parents they wont be around forever...

And when you move out and think everythings gonna be great guess again cause unless your knocking back a minimum of like 30 k a year to start youll be wondering whether to buy the weed or or buy the food.....

Getting busted by your parents is one thing WAIT TILL THE COPS BUST YOU..
TALK ABOUT BEING GROUNDED...YOUL BE GROUNDED ON THE PRISON SHOWER FLOOR..GETTING ANALLY RAPED.....

Im sure some of you have fucked up parents but they cant ALL BE BAD....

Try and get job ANYWHERE today without a drug test .....BELIEVE ME IM GOING THRU IT RIGHT NOW.....

YOUR PARENTS GOT YOU THIS FAR...MUST HAVE BEEN DOING SOMETHING RIGHT...

[ermitonto]

Well, my parents are actually pretty cool. Probably because they're total hippie stoners. I'm sure if I'd had some of the parents I've heard about on this site I would have run away by now.

[Rarrr]

Getting busted by your parents is one thing WAIT TILL THE COPS BUST YOU..
TALK ABOUT BEING GROUNDED...YOUL BE GROUNDED ON THE PRISON SHOWER FLOOR..GETTING ANALLY RAPED.....
LMAO hahaha sorry im rollin tonight

[Psycho4Bud]

I told my boy that if he wanted to toke he had permission to do it in his room with one or two friends...but put it across like I don't know. Just in case a redneck parent had a bird! As far as the disrespectful shit with I don't have to do this or that...blah, blah....he was informed that the day he thought he was man enough to make his rules stick under my roof we would take it to the back yard and the winner makes the rules.
Challenged once and still undefeated!!! :D

[NowhereMan]

tell them if they dont get off your bak your moving out or threaten them some how and say i plan to smoke weed regardles of what youu say so acceptit or yell at me until i move away and i will move away very far away
it may work but dont let your parents win
fight back your 16 you have rights


you have the right to do as your parents say,peroid
or pay ya own rent,power food,clothes
it bugs me that a kid can expect all the things parents provide
then say they are assholes
they may be but hell it is simple
they think its best
they dont want your hate,but will excpet it to do what they think is right
when and if you pay your own way,(at 16 you cant unless your dealing)
then you can do as you please,
two years aint long ,you will be able do anyting you can afford
peace

[IrkenInvader]

I've never been caught (although this bitch-ho is threatening to tell my mom that I smoked) so I can get away with a lot. I really have no idea how my parents would react. My dad would be cool with me smoking possibly, definitely he wouldn't mind me drinking. My mom, on the other hand, would freak. I don't think I'm supposed to drink until I'm in college. But yeah as long as I keep getting straight A's and get into the ivy leagues I don't think my parents will ever find out.

[Not Enough Herb]

I told my boy that if he wanted to toke he had permission to do it in his room with one or two friends...but put it across like I don't know. Just in case a redneck parent had a bird! As far as the disrespectful shit with I don't have to do this or that...blah, blah....he was informed that the day he thought he was man enough to make his rules stick under my roof we would take it to the back yard and the winner makes the rules.
Challenged once and still undefeated!!! :D


lol wait to he grows up

ur record will b tarnished!!!!!!!! :eek:

lol

later

[4252]

When I was going through this stage, I learned a few things. If I acted like a loudmouth, defiant, lazy bum of a kid, my parents were confrontational. When I helped out around the house; shoveling snow, washing my own clothes, cleaning up after myself, and doing well in school, they were a lot more tolerant and understanding. When I started working, I paid a nominal rent each week. Seems like a tactic worth trying, at least. what've you got to lose?

What Looker said about deciding whether to buy food or reefer when you're on your own is a good real-world observation, along with the other things mentioned.

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[BUZz UK]

Well, my parents are actually pretty cool. Probably because they're total hippie stoners. I'm sure if I'd had some of the parents I've heard about on this site I would have run away by now.

lol, that's pretty much what i was going to post!

[Chug350]

hey maan ur parents punish u for being enlightned by the herb of god as if it was a bad thing. Simply tell them about cannabis...about how it can brng evry1 toghter and flood the world with love and peace

[Kid Dynamite]

kiqi...

i dont want to be critical, but it strikes me as a little odd that you wpuldnt want your son to smoke up, yet you grow in your house. Surely if he found out anything about you smoking up, then he would think that it was acceptable.

[bizzong]

I have been busted two time in the past month now I have drug counseling and my dad said if I get busted again and Iâ??m not on my way to jail heâ??s kicking me out and never wants to see me again.

[phillykid420]

I got busted once when I was a kid (bout 16 or maybe 17), I had to fess up cause they were gonna have me go to the hospital for a drug test, my dad was a doctor there so I didn't want to embarrass him in front of people he works with. Honestly, I wasn't even pissed off at them, I was really depressed, they didn't really yell at me I could just tell they were so disappointed and they were so worried and hurt by it. I pretty much stopped after that till I went to college.

I used to think I hated my folks. They were pretty hard on me. If I ever came home without straight A's I'd be punished, not grounded punished, but hit. I once got a 87 on my physics regents and they made me retake it over the summer with the retards who failed the test. I got a 1500 on my SAT's, my mom wanted me to retake it cause I didn't do as well as I could've on the math portion (which is true, but still, 1500 is pretty damn good). They wouldn't let me hang out with my friends too much, and most weekends I was at home not out chilling. In retrospect, I appreciate all of their punishments, all the times they bitched at me and all the times I got hit. I thanked my mom a few monthes ago for all the times they were tough on me, and I think it made her all teary eyed.

I visited my old home town a while back, some of my former classmates are pumping gas and stocking shelves while I'm working in a molecular biology lab doing research. I have an open future ahead, I can probably go to a very good graduate school, or I could go to law school or med school.

I wish my dad could still yell at me although it was usually my mom yelling, my dad was working a lot of hours. But he can't yell at me, he can't punish me, he passed away a few years ago.

You all can bitch about your folks but there are so many kids out there who's pops or mom bounced on them, there's a bunch of kids sitting in orphanages wishing they could switch places. Your lives are not enriched by losing the people who care about you so much that they are willing to make you hate them. It'd be easier for them to just say fuck it, do what you want. They don't want to have to yell at you or ground you, it makes their lives tougher. They gain absolutely nothing by punishing you, or yelling at you but they still do it. They could put you up for adoption tomorrow and be done with you, they would have one less mouth to feed, one less person to cloth, they would save a bundle of money and could retire earlier or go on a long vacation to Hawaii.

When I was younger I thought, I'd never treat my kids the way my parents treated me. Now that i'm older I understand why they did the things they did. I'm truly fortunate to have parents who were so tough on me and who loved me enough to punish me. If more parents were like them there wouldn't be so many screwed up people in the world.

[Darkneon420]

Parents allow me to smoke here.

When im a mother (which one day i shall concure, but not anytime soon) and my kids are like 14 then they can blaze with me, but not until they are 16 they cant blaze anywhere else >_> dats the rule...oh and no one tells daddy :D

[phillykid420]

I really don't know what I'll do about the whole weed thing. I guess it'll depend on my kids maturity level. If they realize that school is their most important priority and they get really good grades (straight A's) I think I'd have less of a problem with them smoking weed at around 16 or 17, but they would seriously have to be self motivated which most highschool kids, myself included, aren't. I don't know if I'd smoke with them though or allow them to smoke in the house right in front of me, I'd just be scared that someone would find out and tell the cops and social services would take my kids away from me. You know how the gov't is, at least here in the US.

[notanovice]

:) :)
I got busted once when I was a kid (bout 16 or maybe 17), I had to fess up cause they were gonna have me go to the hospital for a drug test, my dad was a doctor there so I didn't want to embarrass him in front of people he works with. Honestly, I wasn't even pissed off at them, I was really depressed, they didn't really yell at me I could just tell they were so disappointed and they were so worried and hurt by it. I pretty much stopped after that till I went to college.

I used to think I hated my folks. They were pretty hard on me. If I ever came home without straight A's I'd be punished, not grounded punished, but hit. I once got a 87 on my physics regents and they made me retake it over the summer with the retards who failed the test. I got a 1500 on my SAT's, my mom wanted me to retake it cause I didn't do as well as I could've on the math portion (which is true, but still, 1500 is pretty damn good). They wouldn't let me hang out with my friends too much, and most weekends I was at home not out chilling. In retrospect, I appreciate all of their punishments, all the times they bitched at me and all the times I got hit. I thanked my mom a few monthes ago for all the times they were tough on me, and I think it made her all teary eyed.

I visited my old home town a while back, some of my former classmates are pumping gas and stocking shelves while I'm working in a molecular biology lab doing research. I have an open future ahead, I can probably go to a very good graduate school, or I could go to law school or med school.

I wish my dad could still yell at me although it was usually my mom yelling, my dad was working a lot of hours. But he can't yell at me, he can't punish me, he passed away a few years ago.

You all can bitch about your folks but there are so many kids out there who's pops or mom bounced on them, there's a bunch of kids sitting in orphanages wishing they could switch places. Your lives are not enriched by losing the people who care about you so much that they are willing to make you hate them. It'd be easier for them to just say fuck it, do what you want. They don't want to have to yell at you or ground you, it makes their lives tougher. They gain absolutely nothing by punishing you, or yelling at you but they still do it. They could put you up for adoption tomorrow and be done with you, they would have one less mouth to feed, one less person to cloth, they would save a bundle of money and could retire earlier or go on a long vacation to Hawaii.

When I was younger I thought, I'd never treat my kids the way my parents treated me. Now that i'm older I understand why they did the things they did. I'm truly fortunate to have parents who were so tough on me and who loved me enough to punish me. If more parents were like them there wouldn't be so many screwed up people in the world.


very well put :)

[robert42]

be happy with the parents you got. some arent as lucky and they only push u cos they know ur not sum bum.

dnt take em for granted cos when there gone ull miss em and wish em back.