I need some help

[fleapac]

Okay so, I'm all out of papers and I'm trying to smokey smokey.
I ransacked my entire house and I couldn't find a can, nor do I have any apples or aluminum foil.

The only type of homemade smoking devices that I know how to make include one (or more) said ingredients that I don't have.
SO, this is where YOU come in. Is there anything around the house that I can use? Just as a one time thing?

No, I don't want to drill a hole in anything. I don't have any bamboo or spare wood. O___________O
I guess you could say I was lucky and never had to make any homemade pipes. The first people I ever got high with were my parents, and they never had to drill a hole in a bamboo stick and wrap it in electrical tape.
So yeah, help would be great!

Please if you're going to respond being a jerk off, just, don't.

[BigLeagueJew]

If your goin sketchy, sockets work great.:rastasmoke:

[fleapac]

If your goin sketchy, sockets work great.:rastasmoke:

What about a potato?
I just remembered we have a bag of them.

[Coelho]

I think using a potato instead an apple also can give good results... But if it didnt work (or if i hadnt even potatoes), i would roll a j with "normal" (writing) paper... i know it makes a lot of bad-tasting smoke, but in such emergency it wouldnt be so bad...

[seattlesmoke247]

Look up "waterfalls" ... You use a socket as the bowl piece, and a half gallon jug works fine for personal. Fill it about 1/3 full and try to time it so when the bowl runes out the water runs out, and hit it. If it dosen't run out in time tilt it back to prevent the water from running out the hole and drain it later. You can use 2 jugs to recycle water so you don't gotta sit at a sink...

[Nice Dreamz]

an apple works best. but there are a ton of possibilities, it all depends on what is available to u at the time. i used to make pipes out of pens with metal unscrewable tips. u can use regualr paper like someone said earlier, buti would sand it down with sandpaper if available. i find stuff all over the house that works great and make them for the hell of it. good luck

[MdmPele]

got a bible with very thin paper floating around? probably mostly hemp paper. makes excellent rolling papers. buy another one when you need one. or ask a Jehovah's Witness when they come around. (no, don't, you'll never get rid of them after taking a "free" bible! LOL)

[420_24/7]

http://boards.cannabis.com/medical-marijuana-methods/147512-no-more-threads-homemade-devices.html
sorry.