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Nice Dreamz
04-01-2009, 10:51 PM
mines "were going skateboarding"

RamblerGambler
04-02-2009, 01:33 AM
My old codename for the herb was "ideas." Smoking was "brainstorming." Put the whole thing together and you have an exchange like this: "Got any ideas?" ... "Yeah, a couple. Feel like doing some brainstorming?"

Purple Banana
04-02-2009, 01:47 AM
My old codename for the herb was "ideas." Smoking was "brainstorming." Put the whole thing together and you have an exchange like this: "Got any ideas?" ... "Yeah, a couple. Feel like doing some brainstorming?"

That's fucking brilliant. I'm stealing it...

We call weed llama, a bowl a saddle, and smoking is riding the llama... Haha I love it.

cygnustaxt
04-02-2009, 01:55 AM
We always called it a safety meeting, no one could ever figure out what we were talking about! Works like a charm, lol.

Cocoa0069
04-02-2009, 02:03 AM
Ours if Cocoa Puffs. As in Got any Cocoapuffs(Herb)? Or Dude i'm so cocoapuffed(High). Hey let's go eat(Smoke) some cocoapuffs(Herb). When were not to baked but baked enough we say we're happy. "Dude I'm so Happy right now.'' When someone is really really really baked it's called burnt. "Oh MY GOD i'm so F-ing Burnt" "I think I'm to Burnt."

BigLeagueJew
04-02-2009, 02:33 AM
We always called it a safety meeting, no one could ever figure out what we were talking about! Works like a charm, lol.

I do that too. Usually when snowboarding.

Juice3jmk
04-02-2009, 02:49 AM
Ours is "Hey when are you picking up Doug?" or "wanna hang out with doug tonight?"

Frickr
04-02-2009, 03:39 AM
"burn one" im usually only around people that smoke or dont care if i do smoke, so it doesnt matter

FlyGuyOU
04-02-2009, 02:14 PM
ours is 'getting out' we'd ask people 'are you in??' "No lets get out"

AbrandnewL
04-03-2009, 02:43 AM
Haha me and most of my friends refer to vaporizing as "making waffles"..
This originated a couple months ago when me and my friend ordered the vape, we would always talk about it in class.. One of our curious friends would always ask us what we were talking about and thats what we said we ordered. He was convinced for so long that we really ordered a $150 waffle maker! haha.. We wound up telling all our friends about it and now everyone just refers to it as that:stoned:

Italiano715
04-03-2009, 03:04 AM
My friends and I usually refer herb as "the easy one" and burning it as "putting one in the wind" so when we want to burn we just like, "Let's go put this easy one in the wind." LoL people who don't be around us get all confused like, "what's easy about the wind?" Ignorance is bliss! :S2:

GrinKyle
04-03-2009, 03:11 AM
"you want to go smoke?"

we arn't sneaky.

vej33
04-03-2009, 07:50 PM
well, back home a few of my friends called it Brocolli, or Collard Greens lol but that wasn't really to "fool" people, just us bein dicks.

But at college when I was on my Residence Life staff as one of the "authority figures" of my building, my coworkers and I (smoked every goddamn day and night) spoke very openly about it by calling it "dessert".

Weed was dessert, dealer was a baker, a blunt was a cinnamon stick, like it really got endless lol. But we'd have a whole conversation. Being stoned was being "full", so it was always nice to hear someone say "I am fucking fulllll" lol.

Another group I hung with would say "let's get some groceries" lol i loved "grocery shopping" in those days

thedeadone
04-03-2009, 08:20 PM
"Its time to take my medicine":stoned::stoned::stoned::stoned:

sheilovealways
04-04-2009, 07:31 AM
I'm a more mature hippy :hippy: so I have heard alot of 'other' names.

The longest standing is "Bob", I've maybe known three guys named Bob, my entire life, but if you were around... back in the day... you would think that Bob was my man, because I sure was talking about him enough.

Some real good friends and fellow burners were painters so their code was paint - quart of green paint, half a gallon, etc. << I'd take a whole gallon of that Grabber Green right now >> *<Grabber for motorheads>*

Always been a motorhead (dragracing), so automotive language was code a bunch. 4 cylinder (1/4 oz), front end work - fronting, parts come in, etc. A Chevy 350 was a ounce, and a 454 (Big Block) was a qp or more, depending on how many rpms were turning at a certain speed/gear - price.

Forever I have heard it called 'trees'. But this was never the lingo with my contacts.

What gets confusing is when you are running and you have several suppliers and your calling your people up and they all have different 'coded language', that is why you never deal while high. You smoke after the job is done!

Past 5 years it really hasn't matter to much as to what is being said, if I'm tapped - the jokes on them. I'm so small league now.

8182KSKUSH
04-04-2009, 08:49 AM
I usually say something like, "I'll be there in a minute, let me finish my bowl." Or, "I am gonna smoke some kush, want some, grew it myself?"
I am pretty sneaky like that.

JohnnyZ
04-04-2009, 05:56 PM
We say we're going to Gord's. Gord is a good friend of ours but it also happens to be the name of a sporting goods store that has a very private parking lot behind it.

Lit Up
04-04-2009, 06:29 PM
"You wanna go to chapel?" If anyone cares to know the story just ask.

JohnnyZ
04-04-2009, 07:28 PM
Did you smoke in a chapel once? I hate organized religion too!

gypski
04-04-2009, 08:22 PM
Burn the bush, smoke a bone, fire up, toke up, burn a bowl. :D

BlAzInIt4:20
04-04-2009, 10:59 PM
I dont think iv ever had a code name.. just that i was going to go "smoke" .. or lets go smoke..

waannaa get highh !!

Wolf420
04-05-2009, 01:16 AM
Wow I thought I was so original using groceries and going grocery shoppin!:rastasmoke:

Wannous
04-05-2009, 05:50 PM
me and my friends say stuff like ' wanna go bbq it up' or were 'bbqing tonight'

WeedFairy91
04-07-2009, 08:01 PM
We're french (acadian), we call it Bouking, to Bouke.

Alwaysholdin
04-08-2009, 02:44 PM
Mine isn't really a "codename" but when I talk about smokin I usually just say lets go burn one lol

Lit Up
04-08-2009, 04:16 PM
Did you smoke in a chapel once? I hate organized religion too!

Nah, where I go to college has chapel at 10:30 on Mon, Wed, Fri. My buddy and I would just go on a burn cause no one had class for that half hour.

Buddha Man
04-11-2009, 08:55 PM
"crack a bun and spread the relish" :)

Buzzbrain
04-11-2009, 09:42 PM
at work we say I need a break, let's go on a break!

MadSativa
04-11-2009, 11:32 PM
smoke, or high, or SMOKE!!!!!

ironroughneck
04-12-2009, 12:46 AM
i'm gonna go talk(smoke) to(some) bob(weed, herb, cannabis, pot, etc.)

budsmoker120
04-12-2009, 02:32 AM
well mine and my buddys codenames for some green we allways said dose any one got some chicken (got any weed) or u wont to eat some chicken (lets go smoke):stoned:

MadSativa
04-15-2009, 03:08 AM
Just recently it is "KLAR", I like it It is danish, a new friend has taught it to me, very cool kat

google klar and you will see what it is

greenmajik
04-15-2009, 04:11 AM
When I was in HS it was pretzels.. "who's bringing the bag of pretzels to the party?".. usually now it's just wanna smoke? Though I have run into some people in FL who use trees, in CO it was just nugs, in OH bud... But lots of people drink Budweiser and there's lots of dudes with the name Bud for some reason?! LOL!

Dhyani
04-20-2009, 11:18 PM
got some real nice kindness to share or looking for some firewood

fluid69
04-21-2009, 12:50 AM
back in the day @ school or on the phone, it was icecream. we would go eat a bowl of icecream, buy a half gallon, or whatever. today, if I'm burning down and someone asks what i'm doing, I say killing people, or burning down the house.

StickyfingahZ
04-21-2009, 05:28 PM
The only time I can remember using a "code name" was when I lived in Tonga,and the village was pretty spread out,but me and my buddies would just holler out "wooop wooop!!"
and we know....."got2go" lol, I remember walking out my house and seeing my other freinds walking over too,lol and everybody making that noise it reminds me of that episode of the simpsons when the shelbyville people where wooting at springfield....oh fu(k im so stoned right now! But yeah,thats my story hahah

Nice Dreamz
04-21-2009, 11:40 PM
i just started using goofy boots. i kinda stole it from rolling kansas but still funny.

nicktheawesome
04-25-2009, 06:03 PM
We usually just ask to hang out. Gets the point across.

But sometimes we do have to use code to get it across, so we have,

"I have to poop" - I want to smoke

"Do you have toilet paper?" - Do you have weed?

Its awful, but its awesome too.:wtf:

viridis
04-25-2009, 10:56 PM
Those in our circle all know exactly what we're referring to when asking if they have any "chicken". Going to "fry some chicken" oh heck yeah, we burn a lot of chicken around here!

~viridis~

IHeartFatBlunts
04-26-2009, 11:18 PM
Bob Marley :rasta:, Bob Marley got me stinkin' (I have buds), I'm bouta jam to some Bob (I'm bouta go burn one), Let's go listen to some Bob Marley (lets all go smoke), pretty much anything you can think of involving Bob Marley we use pretty generic but it works!:jointsmile:

LOC NAR on probation
04-26-2009, 11:27 PM
We always called it a safety meeting, no one could ever figure out what we were talking about! Works like a charm, lol.

Thirty years working and I never missed a "safety meeting". LOL

purplehaze04
06-08-2009, 02:40 AM
We always say, "wanna have a session?" or "we need to sit and have a session." :joint1:

ballsout
06-08-2009, 12:23 PM
we say wanna go "toke" or "burn" or "chop" idk thats what all my friends say now "chop" i think its kinda lame but whatever goddamn do i love hitin a nice bong

MRDiff
06-09-2009, 05:42 PM
Back when I was under my parents roof, me and my bro would say 'doin laundry.' Then around my friend's wife, we use 'golfin' and when I pick him up some, we refer to it as a 8 iron or 4 iron (1/8,1/4)

gsouljah
06-09-2009, 09:05 PM
my codename used to be icecream for weed and cones for papers and occasional we would just call it spinach.