self conscious about penis size [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

tokeovertheline

03-21-2005, 03:28 AM

mine is about 7 1/2 to 8 inches long. is that short, or average. I hear about all of these thirteen footers and feel very inferior. and i am a virgin and am scared a girl may make fun of me if it is too small. many girls want to but im afraid to. help me please. thanks.

Encatuse

03-21-2005, 04:02 AM

I can't even tell if this is a joke to be honest... lol

If it isn't: Your penis is nicely sized. I'd let you fuck me.

Not Enough Herb

03-21-2005, 04:13 AM

yo guy u got a sausage their no worries, im around the same as u i condsider myself average.

most girls dont even give a shit how big it is

as long as u make them cum its all good man :)

later

jacquelyne

03-21-2005, 04:24 AM

yea is it a joke ???

jacquelyne

03-21-2005, 04:25 AM

Seriously though thats a good size.My bf is maybe not even 6 inches long but its big and thick so it all works out.

jacquelyne

03-21-2005, 04:26 AM

My ex was even smaller maybe 4 in i swear 2 god and little n skinny wasnt nice was disgusting.I

Not Enough Herb

03-21-2005, 04:33 AM

^ lmao ew

ok anything under 5 is pretty small in my opinion...

lol jaq thats funny shit tho

later

jacquelyne

03-21-2005, 04:49 AM

he was a bit fat too so it made his cock look even smaller
dirty bastard lol

Dragonslayer4200

03-21-2005, 05:46 AM

my cock is like 4 or 5 inches and im a lil fat and my girl loves it i make her cum and cum for hours on end sorry but its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean lol serously.

crystal clear pepsi

03-21-2005, 04:25 PM

my cock is like 4 or 5 inches and im a lil fat and my girl loves it i make her cum and cum for hours on end sorry but its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean lol serously.

or maybe ur chic has a really small tite pussy so it works out haha jk

n e ways i am 7 and 1/2 ( i can proove it thanx to LikeMyNudeBody.COM) haha and i think that is decent , never had no compaints b4 hehe

Ammie

03-21-2005, 05:27 PM

he was a bit fat too so it made his cock look even smaller
dirty bastard lol
lmfao!!! jac some of u stories have me in stiches :D:D

oh and btw 7 1/2 to 8...... i wouldnt complain :p

henrypj

03-21-2005, 08:04 PM

is this hard or not?

Reefer Rogue

03-21-2005, 08:05 PM

I just throw mine over my shoulder.

jacquelyne

03-21-2005, 09:58 PM

yes hard
1 inch when soft

Not Enough Herb

03-21-2005, 10:04 PM

I just throw mine over my shoulder.

LMAO

im so baked that was hilarious

omfg lol

later

jacquelyne

03-22-2005, 02:48 AM

I seen this pic once and a guy had his cock wrapped around his leg and tied in a knot.It was like a big lebanese salami lol

jacquelyne

03-22-2005, 02:49 AM

I think shes telling u fibs.
my cock is like 4 or 5 inches and im a lil fat and my girl loves it i make her cum and cum for hours on end sorry but its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean lol serously.

Dragonslayer4200

03-22-2005, 02:58 AM

no my girl friend wasnt lieing about cuming because you can tell when women cums i mean when she starts shaking and fucken i feel her pussy suck in i know shes having a orgasm so wtf and like i said before its not the size its how you work it lol thats the god honesty truth so every one fuck off lol.j/k

vapoorize

03-22-2005, 03:19 AM

She probably just tensed up and pissed all over ur cock and u thought it was cum... Then when u left the room she finished it off with a dildo... or a real man.

vapoorize

03-22-2005, 03:20 AM

Not Enough Herb

03-22-2005, 04:15 AM

She probably just tensed up and pissed all over ur cock and u thought it was cum... Then when u left the room she finished it off with a dildo... or a real man.

LMFAO

that was harsh man

nice

later

weedarasta

03-23-2005, 02:11 AM

i gotta get involved with this conversation...
My bF (we are back again) has a small frame, he is about 150 lbs.

the reason I was so attracted to him was because he had the biggest bulge..hehehe and me being the horney chick, I just had to see it. AND GUESS WHAT, I have not gone to any other man for the past 4 years... ahhh life is good.

jacquelyne

03-23-2005, 02:18 AM

Thats true also because my first love when i was 17 was my height 165cm or 5'5 and he had a huge big thick penis also.I did not realise that at the time as he was my first.I stayed with him for 4 1/2 years.I did train that young man well lol.

Dragonslayer4200

03-23-2005, 03:49 AM

hey vapoorize i didnt post that to get picked on by you i really hate it when my fellow stoners run their mouth and cant back it up you know. i hate peeps that do that shit and how old are you because you need to do some growing up my friend and quick because if you keep smoking pot and not matureing youll be still living in your parents basement posting posts at this web site all day doing nothing with you life.not try to start a fight but you ran you mouth.

jacquelyne

03-23-2005, 04:12 AM

Yea be nice to him.I do agree that its not the size that counts its the thickness i like best.When i had sex with my bf now it took a while and hurt because i hadnt had sex for a few months and his penis was much bigger than what i was used to.My ex had a small dick but he couldnt use it either.Was the worst sex of my life.He never made me cum.I could guarantee that you or anyone anywhere could have intercourse with me and i would never cum unless there was stimulation to my clit aswell.I think too many women fake it.Aint the statistics something ridiculous for women that can actually have an orgasm through penetration alone.Its maybe 1 in 100.I think too many of u men think that your getting the job done but its just that they want you to stop so they will fake it to hurry u up.And dragonslayer at least u are honest about the size u should be proud of yourself

Not Enough Herb

03-23-2005, 04:21 AM

^ haha thats y guys eat pussy :D

meh as long as u can make her cum sumhow its all good isnt it?

later

jacquelyne

03-23-2005, 04:37 AM

your spot on there

kronick

03-23-2005, 05:33 AM

how bout 6.75"?

Dragonslayer4200

03-23-2005, 10:44 PM

thanks jacquleyne i am very honest and i may be small but i am very thick lol so idk i know i make her cum because she begs me to have sex all the time with her and shyt and she tells me when she dosent cum and then i go down on her so she does cum so idk i think i am a good bf and lover.

likemclever

03-23-2005, 10:57 PM

You said you have 7 1/2 to 8 inches...trust me your doing just fine better than fine actually. Anyways most woman use their minds to have orgasms more than their bodies. (for me anyway) 7 1/2 to 8 thats great not to big for the upstairs and not to small for the downstairs.

Doobie Snax

03-25-2005, 02:02 PM

She probably just tensed up and pissed all over ur cock and u thought it was cum... Then when u left the room she finished it off with a dildo... or a real man.

THAT'S harsh...but fuckin funny

robert42

03-25-2005, 03:57 PM

How about 8.5-9.5 lolol

sumtimesi tuck it in my sock ( depends on my mood lol ;) )

Ammie

03-26-2005, 11:29 AM

How about 8.5-9.5 lolol

sumtimesi tuck it in my sock ( depends on my mood lol ;) )
I guess thats better then trippin huh :rolleyes:

Imotep

03-26-2005, 11:35 AM

haha :D

notanovice

03-26-2005, 01:06 PM

How about 8.5-9.5 lolol

sumtimesi tuck it in my sock ( depends on my mood lol ;) )

milimeters dont count lol
:D :) :D :) :D :)

kronick

03-26-2005, 03:17 PM

well they do...but they're kinda pointless, literally... :P

SmokinThaHaze

03-29-2005, 02:10 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by tokeovertheline
mine is about 7 1/2 to 8 inches long. is that short, or average. I hear about all of these thirteen footers and feel very inferior. and i am a virgin and am scared a girl may make fun of me if it is too small. many girls want to but im afraid to. help me please. thanks.

Dude u must be smokin while ur typin this shit, mine is 7 1/2 and ive never thought of myslef of short but a lil bit above average and trust me gurls wont comlain........... ;)

kronick

03-29-2005, 02:25 AM

how is it that every guy on here, so far, has been above average? either u havent measured and ur guess is wrong, u bought ur ruler at a prank store, or u actually have a small wang and ur ashamed to tell everyone ur real size. i wish my wang was 7 inches, let alone 8'...but its not...close...but not close enough. why is it that no one wants to "point" out their girth? ashamed of that too or what?

wannagethigh

03-29-2005, 02:58 AM

i'm almost 6.5" and proud! When u measure do u measure the top of the shaft or the bottum from where ur nutsack ends?

Not Enough Herb

03-29-2005, 03:31 AM

im 7" in the pants and proud of it

but i still tell everyone im small as hell

dunno but its funny to see ppls faces when they find out about my 2 inch weiner

later

kronick

03-29-2005, 04:08 AM

i'm almost 6.5" and proud! When u measure do u measure the top of the shaft or the bottum from where ur nutsack ends?

ur supposed to measure from the head to ur pelvic bone on the top side.

finally! someone who is honest! but itll prolly measure smaller if u do it the right way...but who cares?

wannagethigh

03-29-2005, 04:46 AM

thats where I measured from weeeeeeeeeeee!

Garden Knowm

03-29-2005, 07:10 AM

jacquelyne - dear -

is that a dare?

: )

Hektik

03-29-2005, 08:09 AM

I wish i had a small dick, like 3 inches, cuz then everyblow job would bea deepthroat like whut , hahaha. Lota girls get mad when you start gaggin em, i find gaggin hot but that's just me i guess

Not Enough Herb

03-30-2005, 04:10 AM

gag em till they die!!!

muahahah

take that bitch

later

Stedric

03-30-2005, 07:29 AM

Such charming people on this board.

DrGonzo

03-30-2005, 04:33 PM

who in the hell uses the metric system for penis size? that's gotta be one of the last bastions of Imperialism..."yeah bob, mines 7!" "oh yeah frank, well mines 19!" "holy shit bob, your wife must be loose as hell!" (punching noises)

kronick

03-31-2005, 01:24 AM

metric is the future...i know that for a fact. u arrogant americans are one of the few who havent converted yet.

NowhereMan

03-31-2005, 02:02 AM

I just throw mine over my shoulder.
commissions the native name
runningbravestepsondick
just for you
happy ??

seriously u people are slapping it on a ruler?
haha
now thats funny

dont worry about your size ,someday you;ll see why i say this
worry about hers :eek:
peace

BongWater

03-31-2005, 11:45 PM

Holy crap, is this serious? 5 1/2 inches is approximately average. 7 1/2 to 8 inches is nice and big. The stuff you hear about thirteen footers is bullshit. Nobody has a thirteen-foot schlong unless they're a goddamn blue whale.

The Green Chronic

04-01-2005, 12:06 AM

Pal 8 inches is nothing to be ashamed of. I'm eight inches and that's more than average, the average is 6. Also, it's not always about size, but stamina. I think a girl would enjoy 8 inches for an hour more than 10 inches for 10 minutes.

RIP ODB

04-01-2005, 12:56 AM

Here's a good guide for penis sizing-

A US quarter is about an inch long. So if you can fit at least a buck fifty on your dong, you're not gonna disappoint unless you're banging a real slut bag.

As for myself, I'm hung like a tripod. I can sometimes lean forward a little bit and take a quick nap.

Not Enough Herb

04-01-2005, 04:41 AM

^lmao

its a personal kickstand

right on!

later

BUZz UK

04-07-2005, 07:41 PM

She probably just tensed up and pissed all over ur cock and u thought it was cum... Then when u left the room she finished it off with a dildo... or a real man.
lmao, holy shit that was funny!

BUZz UK

04-07-2005, 07:44 PM

jacquelyne

04-07-2005, 10:57 PM

Good on you i am proud of you
how is it that every guy on here, so far, has been above average? either u havent measured and ur guess is wrong, u bought ur ruler at a prank store, or u actually have a small wang and ur ashamed to tell everyone ur real size. i wish my wang was 7 inches, let alone 8'...but its not...close...but not close enough. why is it that no one wants to "point" out their girth? ashamed of that too or what?

kronick

04-07-2005, 10:59 PM

you need to calm down...

jacquelyne

04-07-2005, 10:59 PM

lol bring it on
jacquelyne - dear -

is that a dare?

: )

jacquelyne

04-07-2005, 11:00 PM

thats true were metric but we use inches for penis size just like the old days.
who in the hell uses the metric system for penis size? that's gotta be one of the last bastions of Imperialism..."yeah bob, mines 7!" "oh yeah frank, well mines 19!" "holy shit bob, your wife must be loose as hell!" (punching noises)

jacquelyne

04-07-2005, 11:09 PM

what nowhereman said is very true too.If you have a small penis i would be getting her doing her pelvic floor exercises.I started doing them when i was pregnant with my son because i thought childbirth would make me loose as a goose.That did not happen as i was being stitched for over 1 hour and when i had sex for the first time (3 mths later and was still tender) it was like i was a virgin again no kidding.I have always done them to keep it in good shape.I think women should take care down there and keep it looking ok.I am a bit paranoid of the scar there its just lucky that the one i love is the only one that sees it

kyle

04-08-2005, 03:23 AM

I'm approx. 6 1/2 inches. I'm only 14 though so I've got a few years of growing left. But 8 inches is pretty good man. I'de say thats a pretty nice length.

kronick

04-08-2005, 04:03 AM

jacquelyne did you get a episeotomy? if so...ouch.

*you dont have to answer that question*

jacquelyne

04-08-2005, 04:38 AM

I WISH
I tore 2nd degree tear it went all the way from my vagina to my anus was fully open and i had no epidural just nitrous oxide.The birth was not too painful and my sons father said i was like a little lamb i did not scream i just closed my eyes and dealt with it i was pain but i was very excited when i seen his head and his arm was out too it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen (besides the blood).I was in labour for 15 hours and they induced me because it was taking too long.It was only about maybe 3 hours after that i gave birth.Giving Birth was great i loved every second of it i felt proud of myself.He had forceps too as his heart rate was dropping and i wouldnt open my legs so they got the stirrups in lol

jacquelyne

04-08-2005, 04:39 AM

sorry all that was disgusting
i shouldnt have went into detail about that

Etrain

04-08-2005, 04:55 AM

Very interesting thread.

kronick

04-08-2005, 12:58 PM

I tore 2nd degree tear it went all the way from my vagina to my anus was fully open and i had no epidural just nitrous oxide.

ill never complain when i get kicked in the junk, EVER AGAIN!

well i think its good u didnt get the epidural. its not really good for the baby. TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM! ur a champ.

dgann

04-12-2005, 02:42 AM

Well Jaq, I have heard that too and thats why I am a "poke and eat" kind of a guy. I ride for a while, then I eat for a while, I ride for a while longer then I eat some more. I keep this up until at LEAST one of us comes. 9 times out of 10 its usually her though because I can eat realll good.

davyboy

kronick

04-12-2005, 04:01 AM

online...anyone can eat pussy really...really good. its all in how you say it: "i eat pussy really good" see, easy as pie...if i can do it...anyone can :D

mlleyeuxbleus

04-25-2005, 03:05 PM

Toke, at 7.5 to 8", you are well within the bounds of average, not small at all. Here's a good educational link for you: http://talksexwithsue.com/penis.html. Relax & be nice to yourself. :)

kronick

04-25-2005, 07:23 PM

http://talksexwithsue.com/penis.html.

funny and inturesting. i liked how they think the reasons guys want a bigger wang was basically: "why want a bigger when it does nothing for your woman". the answer is simple...most guys prolly dont care if their wang is big enough to make "her" feel good....they just want a bigger dick than the next guy. kinda like a peacock with those big ass feathers...intimidation, ya, thats the word i was looking for...intimidation :D :cool:

spliffstar22

04-25-2005, 08:17 PM

my dick non-erect looks to be 4-4.5 inches non erect. I don't have time to measure when erect, i have to beat the girl, fuck measuring lol. Even if you have a small dick, it's all in your rhythm. If you have a 12 inch dick, and no proper rhythm, the girl won't enjoy it, if you have a 7 inch dick, and have proper rhythm, than the girl will love it...

kronick

04-25-2005, 09:41 PM

and if u have a 3 inch dick and kno the proper rhythm...she'll love that too...anything bigger than 3...and i have the skillz...u got nothing to worry about....but, like i said, maybe its not about how u can please your woman and more of a self-esteem thing.

boywonder

04-25-2005, 10:09 PM

im 7" in the pants and proud of it

but i still tell everyone im small as hell

dunno but its funny to see ppls faces when they find out about my 2 inch weiner

later
thats genius

spliffstar22

04-25-2005, 10:44 PM

caddyman

04-25-2005, 10:57 PM

if i had 7 or 8 inches i would love to share it with u all, im would walk the streets with it loose ,

kronick

04-26-2005, 01:25 AM

To me, it's only about pleasing the women, and the women to please me lol Fuck self esteem issues. If you have a small dick, learn to live with it, and learn how to use it properly. Don't mope around like "i have such a small dick"..... Consider yourself lucky to not be born with that 1 inch dick syndrome that was in that article a few posts up...

its a shame everyone dosent feel as great about themselves as you do. weather u like it or not, ppl will hate certin things about them. i bet there is something about u that you dont like...u dont have to tell us cause i dont care...and no one else does.

mlleyeuxbleus

04-26-2005, 09:14 PM

I agree with spliff's comments, & also with those who remarked on rhythm. Also helpful, from a lady's perspective, is a guy's oral skills. Trust me, even if you do do happen to be on the small side, learn to do that one thing well & you'll have her wrapped around your little finger (ahem... didn't mean for that to be a pun, but it sort of works, lol). A gifted tongue can make a girl overlook a multitude of things. ;)