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TrojanMan

03-20-2005, 09:27 AM

I have the dark suspision that my bird is beginning to outthink me.

ermitonto

03-20-2005, 09:28 AM

Well, there's only one solution. You're gonna have to put bars around your bedroom, cover the floor in newspapers so you can shit and start eating lots of seeds.

Not Enough Herb

03-20-2005, 05:50 PM

no no no

when u and the bird lock eyes

say, "im smarter then u, im smarter then u!!!!" and keep repeating it.....and if the motherfucker makes even one small churp U FUCKIN WACK HIM ON THE HEAD WITH A MALLET

have a bowl problem solved!!

later

tagnamestek

03-20-2005, 06:31 PM

barbeque time...

kyle

03-20-2005, 07:45 PM

There appears only one logical and rational decision. Go to your nearest guns & ammo shop and buy a 12 gauge and a box of shells. Go to the local crackhouse and pick up a nice hit of heroin. Smoke a joint, go into a room with no windows or any means of escape. Pump that cheecky bastard full of Heroin and release him. Next load the 12-gauger and fire away until you send the possessed bastard to the fiery underworld. Then release an evil ghoulish laugh and buy yourself a hamster.

robert42

03-20-2005, 07:47 PM

HE DOTN MEAN A REAL BIRD ( WELL I DONT THINK SO)

IN UK WE CALL A WOMEN A BIRD. I THINK SO IS HE...

I DNT SEE WHY A REAL BIRD WOULD OUTSMART HIM....

HRRRMM

CARE TO CLARIFYYYY VICTIM OF THE ALLEDGED BIRD?

Kombucha

03-20-2005, 07:52 PM

Wow, that certainly cleared a lot up Robert. Whatever kind of bird you're talking about, leave it in a dark room with Britney Spears playing non-stop for 24 hours. It will soon turn stupid again.

Hektik

03-21-2005, 06:33 AM

There is only 1 thing to do, Kill. If it s a bird bird, kill it. If you are referring to a women, kill her. :p

ermitonto

03-21-2005, 07:16 AM

Well, they don't call women birds in Los Angeles where the poster is from, so I think he means an actual bird.

OreO

03-21-2005, 07:28 AM

im confused.................

Hektik

03-21-2005, 11:33 AM

yeah i'm baked and confused too

juggalo420

03-21-2005, 01:35 PM

smoke that bird retarded

Rarrr

03-21-2005, 01:44 PM

We arnt thinking laterally enough. What if theres nothing wrong with this guy and his bird is some kind of super bird that can control minds and kill people at thought. Mayb theres an army of these superbirds and we r just unaware!?!?! Wake up ppl! We have to REBEL AGAINST SUPER BIRDS!!! RASB!!! Trojan man you better call the national guard sounds like you have a serious problem!