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[tryin2stayclean]

Okay so I'm on prob and pretty good about being careful..

BUT lol obviously you already know what comes next:

Okay so I'm 5'11" - 145lbs -4.5% body fat - this past weekend my friend and I shared a couple j's friday morning and hit the roor once sunday.. (I normally don't smoke and was clean before the weekend, but I was wasted and forgot..)

So today (thursday) I noticed the little yellow slip in the mailbox saying they tried to deliver a certified letter from my prob. office.. A lot of you know what that means..

So I have a few questions:

1. I probably can dodge the test till monday, but if I dilute will I be okay?

2. Where could one acquire synthetic or clean pee locally because its too late to ship it? (and none of my friends are clean... and I wonder why I'm in this predicament.. :( )

3. Whats the preferred way of hitting the perfect temp with a sub?

4. Anyone in the Miami area know of a dirty clinic? :D

5. Or anyone local want to sell me some piss???? :wtf:

6. IMPORTANT: Should I run around town like a maniac trying to find a sub or am I far enough out that I should just take my chances with dilution?


I know I'm the 2 millionth person to ask these questions..

But I sincerely appreciate any and all help in advance, and those of you on prob know how serious this really is..

Thanks, Form Erstoner

[Burnt Toast]

Most court-ordered urine sample collections are observed, making subbing not a viable option.:(
Read up on the Dilution sticky thread. Also, take a home THC test with your first mornings pee. If your home test is positive, your only recourse would be to make use of the Dilution technique for the day of the U/A....and PRAY!

[tryin2stayclean]

Hey sorry Burnt Toast I forgot another important detail.. This is "remote probation" deal where I got nicked in another part of the state so driving there once a month isn't pratical.. So in this case, I just get the certified letter in the mail and have 24 hrs to report to a clinic to complete the test..

I've gone once before and that was 5 days after ripping a couple bowl, coincidentally after months of being clean.. I have terrible luck. Its the old "here's the cup, there's the bathroom" routine.. Last time dilution worked, but this time I probably smoke 3 to 4 times as much..

I remember being in a private bathroom last time all by myself last time thinking "damn I should have subbed.." but I don't know where to get a sub from this close to the deadline... :(

Thanks, Form Erstoner

[Burnt Toast]

If youre one of the precious lucky few probationeers (emphasize few) who do get to void in private, then make an effort to find a sub.

Start off by Google searching all of the online synthetic urine vendors, and check for their store locator for a shop nearest to you.

Also, children of stoner acquaintances make good sub donors as well. :thumbsup:


If all attempts at acquiring a sub have been exhausted, then again, you would have to utilize the Dilution technique....and PRAY!

[tryin2stayclean]

Well it was expensive, but at least I can sleep tonight.. I bought synthetic urine from testclear.com they arrange for Saturday 10am delivery for an extra $70 and are sending the kit with 2 warmers, 5ml or synthetic powdered urine, a digital thermometer, and a vile with temp strip... the kit was $50, the shipping was $72, so a grand total of $122 to smoke 2 joints.. F*kin government, when they aren't purposely taking your money, they're doing it accidentally.. Thanks Burnt Toast, you steered me in the right direction with going for the sub.

Form Erstoner