so i got a drug test for military..

[clever421]

I quit smoking on the 28th of january..that roughly gives me 14 days of cleansing naturally..I also was wondering if metabolism would speed it up as I have fast metabolism, kinda skinny, but when i did smoke i did smoke the cali dank everyday about 2-3 times a day. do you think ill be in the clear? I did deny doing anything at all hahaha so i dont wanna make an ass out of my self in front of my recruiter.
please reply if you have LEGIT knowledge on this process
and if it is good stuff i promise to represent :hippy:

[Markass]

I quit smoking on the 28th of january..that roughly gives me 14 days of cleansing naturally..I also was wondering if metabolism would speed it up as I have fast metabolism, kinda skinny, but when i did smoke i did smoke the cali dank everyday about 2-3 times a day. do you think ill be in the clear? I did deny doing anything at all hahaha so i dont wanna make an ass out of my self in front of my recruiter.
please reply if you have LEGIT knowledge on this process
and if it is good stuff i promise to represent :hippy:

past 11 months I've smoked a mix of regular stuff and killer at times when I obtained it..drug test every month, sometimes passing with a mere 3-5 days after cutting off..plenty of water..they might not be as expensive of test as the military's, but if it's the actual army, they might be cheapies..they're doing all they can to get people in at this point because most people don't want to die for oil any more..I saw a clip that was showing army recruiters letting people go home with tests and told them to come back once they came up clean on it, if they needed another, just come back to get it from them..all sorts of crazy shit..lotta desperation to meet quotas apparently..

Just out of curiosity, are you joining the army or what..? And if so, why?? Since I was a little boy I've always been interested in joining the military to defend my country if needed, and to get college paid for of course, but in this day and age I simply can't bring myself to give up my life for another country..

[clever421]

past 11 months I've smoked a mix of regular stuff and killer at times when I obtained it..drug test every month, sometimes passing with a mere 3-5 days after cutting off..plenty of water..they might not be as expensive of test as the military's, but if it's the actual army, they might be cheapies..they're doing all they can to get people in at this point because most people don't want to die for oil any more..I saw a clip that was showing army recruiters letting people go home with tests and told them to come back once they came up clean on it, if they needed another, just come back to get it from them..all sorts of crazy shit..lotta desperation to meet quotas apparently..

Just out of curiosity, are you joining the army or what..? And if so, why?? Since I was a little boy I've always been interested in joining the military to defend my country if needed, and to get college paid for of course, but in this day and age I simply can't bring myself to give up my life for another country..

im joining the navy, for myself and i suppose the country too. I believe i can attain some knowledge of something i want to do once i get out for a real job and make some good money..i did score pretty well on the asvab so it looks good for me. i dont think that oil war will be going on much longer with obama in office.. that was bush's affair. and of coarse i want college out of the military. its all counting on this drug test and i dont think they will be cheap about the testing methods. But my dad and my uncle both did navy and both ended up getting out and just being successful and i hope to follow their footsteps and become as successful as they have been.

were you smoking like 5 times a day everyday then quit for a few days to pass the test?

[MaryJaneMonkey]

My recruiter actually recommended acid when I said I smoked pot since it didnt show up on drug test. From my first hand experience in the Marines, they use the cheap 5 panel tests, I was good with 3 weeks clean and no running avg. weight heavy smoker.

These days, they want u in no matter what. I had to get a drug waiver for a prior charge, people were getting waivers for all sorts of crazy shit.

All in all, i would say DONT DO IT, PERIOD.

FUCK THE MILITARY and the VA

-Disgruntal Marine

[Markass]

im joining the navy, for myself and i suppose the country too. I believe i can attain some knowledge of something i want to do once i get out for a real job and make some good money..i did score pretty well on the asvab so it looks good for me. i dont think that oil war will be going on much longer with obama in office.. that was bush's affair. and of coarse i want college out of the military. its all counting on this drug test and i dont think they will be cheap about the testing methods. But my dad and my uncle both did navy and both ended up getting out and just being successful and i hope to follow their footsteps and become as successful as they have been.

were you smoking like 5 times a day everyday then quit for a few days to pass the test?


I usually smoked in the morning and evening, and then on weekends being stoned all weekend. If you have a relatively low body fat percentage, just be drinking plenty of water up until the test, and I always did it before I went for my test because I was notified in the morning and went in the evening, but I don't know whether or not they'll try and say something about dilution or whatever..but honestly if they do just tell them you've been dehydrated and have been consuming plenty of fluids.

[rafelos1337]

Markass, thanks for the info. Sounds like dilution is effective. I had about a 7 day break and gave them the 3rd pee of the day after a lot of water drinking. Didn't take anything else. They dont care about dilution so I dont think they will care about the fact that it was mostly clear. If you can pass a test with the dilution method after 3-5 of not smoking then I fell a lot better because my metabolism is really good (thin guy) and I should be able to pass. You think a week break with dilution is good enough? Thanks.