55 days clean..........

[me399unot]

.........and I am going nuts. I know I am good now to pass a test and I plan on taking one in a few weeks. I really cant wait because when I am done I plan on getting blitzed a few times about a week after. (got to make sure my test is all cool before I light back up a few times) I can get away with it then because I wont get randomed for at least 6 months. This sucks because I am only going to be able to smoke once or twice a week after each time I get tested, then wait until the next random. CRAPPY, CRAPPY, CRAPPY.

Is there anything that has the effects like weed but does not show up on drug tests. Ive see a few alternatives that are sold on the internet but I don't know anything about them or if they are complete bullshit or not.

[Burnt Toast]

Only cannabis can be discussed in the forums.

Discussion of any other drugs would be in violation of the rules.

[TheHonorary]

As long as you know exactly when the test is going to be a couple hours prior, you can buy these tablets that you take with a lot of water that will mask the THC in your pee for an hour after taking it. If I was in your situation, I'd look into it.

[webdox]

Buy these tablets that will mask the THC in your pee?

[KNOTME66]

If I were in your shoes and had to take a drug test for a job I would store of some of my own clean urine and freeze it. After using my own frozen samples for 8 months and they all passed lab test I am an advocate of using one's own clean urine for drug testing. Human urine keeps great in the freezer for about a year. If you go that route and need some added info let me know. I seem to be a pro at freezing and warming up human urine for testing. Then when it comes time for your randoms just keep a container of Quick Fix and a hand warmer in your pocket.

[Stigma420247]

knotme took the words out of my mouth...as long as u arent supervised id start stock piling some of your own clean pee and some hand warmers...i also recommend a reptile tank sticky thermometer (basically the same thing they use on lab cups) u can slap it to the side of yer pee container and get that temp dead on every time... u can get em at yer local pet store for like 5 bucks...worth every penny...


if u ARE supervised then yer SOL and i feel bad for ya... :)

i have to do supervised tests for the next year so i know the feeling...


edit: KNOTME... whats "Quick Fix" ?

[KNOTME66]

knotme took the words out of my mouth...as long as u arent supervised id start stock piling some of your own clean pee and some hand warmers...i also recommend a reptile tank sticky thermometer (basically the same thing they use on lab cups) u can slap it to the side of yer pee container and get that temp dead on every time... u can get em at yer local pet store for like 5 bucks...worth every penny...


if u ARE supervised then yer SOL and i feel bad for ya... :)

i have to do supervised tests for the next year so i know the feeling...


edit: KNOTME... whats "Quick Fix" ?

Quick Fix...AKA Quick Fix 4.2....AKA QF 4.2....it's an synthetic urine found at your local head shops. QF does GREAT with random UAs if you keep prepared. Frozen human urine is GREAT for job related drug testing.

~~~~~Someone should go into the bussiness of providing fresh samples~~~

[Stigma420247]

heh...i got a 1 litre bottle of my own clean pee on hand at all times :) sounds weird but i take a lot of UA's hehe...i have been takin unsupervised ua's monthly for 2 years for drug and alcohol classes...and ALSO have to take supervised once a month for another year for probation...if i where smart id just quit smokin :) but im weak :jointsmile:

[KNOTME66]

I know what you mean by many test. I too had a drug class that was suppose to last only 3 months (varied per person). Once I found out the drug test there were unsupervised I "worked" the system to stay in the class for 8 months until my one year was up. I had court ordered UAs 3x month. It SUCKS!!!!

[Stigma420247]

my 2 years of classes end at the end of DEC... i cant wait...







sorry for the hijack... back to the thread :)

[me399unot]

If I were in your shoes and had to take a drug test for a job I would store of some of my own clean urine and freeze it. After using my own frozen samples for 8 months and they all passed lab test I am an advocate of using one's own clean urine for drug testing. Human urine keeps great in the freezer for about a year. If you go that route and need some added info let me know. I seem to be a pro at freezing and warming up human urine for testing. Then when it comes time for your randoms just keep a container of Quick Fix and a hand warmer in your pocket.

I can not do this because have no warning that a test is coming. I normaly get the call when I am already at work and there is now way I could come home, defrost and heat the pee and then get to the test site in time. I think I might look into the fake pee. Whats best. QF4, a different brand? Dried/powered.............. What should I look into. Does the fake pee need to be kept cold or is it something I could cary in my backpack all the time.

I thought I would be cool just stopping but its been 56 days and I just really want to get high. I still plan on smoking some a week after my return to work drug test :) but I know I wont want to give it up completely.