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crookedc
12-12-2008, 12:02 AM
So I received my test strips in the mail today from Xalexâ?˘ 3 panel Drug Screen (http://www.meditests.com/drug-screen.html) I ordered the 3 panel tests because that is what the parole office uses. The last time I smoked was sat. I took a test to see if I was clean. I failed! Now I haven't been drinking any water today. All I had was a 20 oz mountian dew at work. So I made a homemade detox drink, which was nothing but 16 oz of water and a little over a 1/3 cup of sugar mixed together. Chugged that down waited 15 min, drank another 16oz of water. After about an hour I had to piss. I pissed a couple of times. On my third piss I took the test and passed! My piss was clear cause I didn't take any B vitamins. I have a UA comming up on Tues. I will load up on creatine for the 3 days before and take the vitamins the day of the test. Now I don't know if this method will work for heavy smokers cause I only took a couple of hits a day from Thurs - Sat. Maybe some of you heavy smokers can experiment and see if this method works for you. I'm 5' 10", about a 165 lbs with average metabolism. If you are closers to 200 lbs you should drink 2 of the detox drinks and 15 min later drink 2 16oz of water. Let me know if anyone tries it and the results. Oh yeah and before someone says something, I know it's not really a detox drink but a way to dilute.

Stigma420247
12-12-2008, 12:11 AM
u say that the last time u smoked was SAT?? how much did u smoke before saturday?? and why did u mix sugar in the water?

crookedc
12-12-2008, 12:31 AM
I smoke Thurs - Sat. A couple of hit a night and I had been clean for about two weeks. And about the sugar you can check this thread http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/166694-drug-test-tomorrow-parole.html If you want you can give me your e-mail and I will send you a copy of the e-book which explains it better than i can.