Synthetic Urine

[gilder11]

Hey guys,

After all the research I have done, I figure I should be writing a thesis on this now. I have been all over the place and have found that the good exchange of information in this place is the most accurate from all my research. I have searched the topic on these various forums, but wanted to throw it to the "council" to get your feedback.
I start a new job tomorrow, and have failed drug tests before using this Strip NC stuff from GNC, which I now attribute to the dillution method. I thought this was some magic elixer. It worked for me once, but not the second time. I typically will sub from a donor. Now this new job has made no mention of a drug test, but its a killer job and I dont want to screw it up so I am preparing for the worst. Again, after all my research, I purchased two bottles of Quick Fix 4.2 and have just been practicing on heating it up (got it sacked as we speak). My main question, is in all your guys vast experience, does this stuff test out well? Secondly, I have never heard of a pre employment test that is monitored unless is a fed/gov test if that, and thirdly do you think the 2 oz bottle they give is enough for the test. I dont want to get into a perry mason debate with the tester, because with how mundane their day to day work is, I dont want to give them a hard on to bust my nutts. Thanks for any quick feedback so I can try and get some sleep tonight.

Gilder

[gilder11]

Sorry, forgot to add the stats. I am 5"10 been hitting the dreadmill every day, sweating my fucking ass off in the sauna, steam room, smoked 2 weeks ago, just took a hit as I was rolling with this piece of tang, and prior to that took about 4 other hits in November. Just been eating a few valium here and there (unprescribed) so those two items are the source of my concern.

Peace



Hey guys,

After all the research I have done, I figure I should be writing a thesis on this now. I have been all over the place and have found that the good exchange of information in this place is the most accurate from all my research. I have searched the topic on these various forums, but wanted to throw it to the "council" to get your feedback.
I start a new job tomorrow, and have failed drug tests before using this Strip NC stuff from GNC, which I now attribute to the dillution method. I thought this was some magic elixer. It worked for me once, but not the second time. I typically will sub from a donor. Now this new job has made no mention of a drug test, but its a killer job and I dont want to screw it up so I am preparing for the worst. Again, after all my research, I purchased two bottles of Quick Fix 4.2 and have just been practicing on heating it up (got it sacked as we speak). My main question, is in all your guys vast experience, does this stuff test out well? Secondly, I have never heard of a pre employment test that is monitored unless is a fed/gov test if that, and thirdly do you think the 2 oz bottle they give is enough for the test. I dont want to get into a perry mason debate with the tester, because with how mundane their day to day work is, I dont want to give them a hard on to bust my nutts. Thanks for any quick feedback so I can try and get some sleep tonight.

Gilder

[killerweed420]

Hey guys,

After all the research I have done, I figure I should be writing a thesis on this now. I have been all over the place and have found that the good exchange of information in this place is the most accurate from all my research. I have searched the topic on these various forums, but wanted to throw it to the "council" to get your feedback.
I start a new job tomorrow, and have failed drug tests before using this Strip NC stuff from GNC, which I now attribute to the dillution method. I thought this was some magic elixer. It worked for me once, but not the second time. I typically will sub from a donor. Now this new job has made no mention of a drug test, but its a killer job and I dont want to screw it up so I am preparing for the worst. Again, after all my research, I purchased two bottles of Quick Fix 4.2 and have just been practicing on heating it up (got it sacked as we speak). My main question, is in all your guys vast experience, does this stuff test out well? Secondly, I have never heard of a pre employment test that is monitored unless is a fed/gov test if that, and thirdly do you think the 2 oz bottle they give is enough for the test. I dont want to get into a perry mason debate with the tester, because with how mundane their day to day work is, I dont want to give them a hard on to bust my nutts. Thanks for any quick feedback so I can try and get some sleep tonight.

Gilder

You'll find a lot of people here who have successfully used QF. I've used it numerous times. You will not be observed. If they try just say you can't pee.
2 oz's is enough. I've been asked to give more, rather than argue I make sure I am heavily dilluted before going to the UA so if they ask for more I just use a little of my own urine. But you don't have too. Just say you'll have to come back another time.

[KNOTME66]

From my experience on the boards the only time I have heard of someone failing using QF was when the person turned in the sample TOOO low of temp. If it's a job thing, don't fret a bit. Just keep practicing getting the temp right and then you will be good as gold. You will probably be sent into a bathroom alone to do your thing (pour your sample into their cup) in private.

[swinglo73]

ADC and ADS drug testing centers are now aware of the minute man and similar products. A guy I work with was disqualified just a couple days ago for his sample being too small and was told they thought he cheated because it was exactly 2 oz.

If I was going to use this kind of product for a lab test, I would put distilled water in a 3 oz bottle and maybe use a little bit more than the recommended amount of synth pee.

I am not that familiar with Quick Fix but I know minute man is a very similar product.

[suzieque]

I bought two QF and used a 3oz bottle. I only needed half of it at the lab I went to, but I was happy to have more if I needed it.

[gilder11]

Thanks guys, you wont believe this shit, but I have been at the company for two weeks. No fucking test, believe that shit??? I still roll with the bottle on me just in case they ask. What fucking torture it is to go through this shit for nothing. I havent smoked for almost 4 weeks, and I am due for a chill break. I have to be thankful considering what everyone else has gone through, but my paranoid ass is still waiting for them to ask me to drop. This board fucking rocks, its good that smokers stick together to try and pass some good info, because lord knows with all the bullshit out there, it can get confusing. Thanks for the replies guys, time for me to try and score and finally chill.

[killerweed420]

I worked a job once where it was 3 months before I got my pre-employement UA. And it was a safety sensitive job.