Im new to growing, I would REALLY appreciate help(I bet you've seen this 100 times)

[BeyondPotency]

Ok
Before I begin, I apologize for my ignorance

I want to start growing a couple plants (Personal Use) because I cant afford the good stuff so I have to keep buying garbage weed

Can somebody please list the steps of growing? For example:
1- Buy seeds
2- Buy this soil (blah blah)

I would REALLY REALLY appreciate somebody taking the time to tell me the EASIEST and QUICKEST way to grow really good weed, and also the easiest and fastest growing seeds to buy

I have about 1000$ budget for equipment, and a I live with my parents so I will only be able to use a closet, and it shouldnt smell up my room, and preferably not make much noise

Thank you so much for taking the time to help me, I really cant describe how much it means to me.

Good day

[Lit Up]

http://boards.cannabis.com/grow-faqs/82239-growing-your-parents-home.html

[the image reaper]

I recommend your first grow is with 'bagseeds', seeds found in your stash, or freebies from someone ... your first grow is likely to be a failure, so don't waste money on seeds ... then, READ the posts in this Growing section ... don't be afraid to use the 'Search' function ... every question you can think of, has been answered ... good luck :thumbsup:

oh, and get your own place to live :D

[stinkyattic]

Step one: Finish school.
Step two: Get a job.
Step three: Get an apartment.
Step four (may be started now): Read and research.
Step five: Set up your spot.
Step six: THEN buy your seeds.

20 and still hiding from your parents? *sigh... If you're enough of an adult to grow weed and do it right, you are enough of an adult to have a conversation with all members of your household. You get busted, your parents could lose their house. End of story, end of discussion, end of thread. Get some freaking respect.