I dodged a bullet!!!

[Dream of the iris]

Not literally but look! BBC NEWS | Americas | Men guilty over fake penis scam (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7747833.stm). Not but two months ago I just finished my last drug test having to use the Whizzinator and now I found out the two men who created it has not only stopped selling the product but are being charged with a possibility of 8 years in prison. I bet you anyone after me trying to use the Whizzinador within the next few years will find it hopelessly useless now that everyone's catching on.

[linearvermin]

Now its going to be a lot harder to pass drug tests. But hopefully with Oboma the Federal Government will finally recognize MMJ as a legal form of medication and we won't get fired from our jobs for using it :thumbsup:.

[bowl]

Since they are making it impossible to get a whizzinator now,i'm soooo glad i got mine already...!It has worked flawlessly everytime i've had to use it...!It'll be a collectors item soon...lol:rasta:

[RamblerGambler]

Who would have thought that a plastic penis would so threaten society? Well, at least they're not wasting resources on this...oh wait:wtf:

[affordableweb]

sounds like some trumped up garbage. how did these guys get busted?

[kshchrn831]

How well does the whizzinator work? Anyone ever had problems with it? Or is it just so good, that "the Man" is getting pissed off?

[Dream of the iris]

to affordableweb: I was kind of thinking the same thing but if I can recall I do believe on their website they had no shame in claiming the true purpose of it, which is essentially to pass a drug test. Had they made up another use for it like a sex toy or something then they probably wouldn't have gotten busted. It's the same reason why most bong sellers call their merchandise "water pipes".

To kshchrn831: If used properly the Whizzinador can do wonders but it all depends on whether or not your a dumbass. If you don't heat the piss up properly at the right time using the right heating pad you could potentially make the piss too hot or cold rendering the aparatus useless or if you neglect to clean the pouch out then you could get mold which would mess up the drug test. It also depends on what type of drug test your getting. If your applying for a job as a CIA analyst I would imagine they would make you pull your shirt up or pull your pants down to piss. But if you were just doing it for a regular job or something then it could work wonders.

[dragonrider]

See ya later, Whizzinator.

[dragonrider]

Had they made up another use for it like a sex toy or something then they probably wouldn't have gotten busted.

They should have called it the Jizzinator.

[RamblerGambler]

Whizzinator would have worked just fine if they played their cards right. They would have cornered the watersports market overnight. I can imagine the ad's "so you want to keep dousing your girl, but the pump has run dry? Introducing the Whizzinator 3000! Not even a 4 alarm fire could stand up to this!

or something equally hilarious.

[boaz]

... If used properly the Whizzinador can do wonders but it all depends on whether or not your a dumbass. ...


:D that kinda goes for most things in life, hu? i have a Urinator, that i ordered off the internets years ago. not penis shaped :D but electronic thermostat keeps it at 98.6.:thumbsup: i only actually tried it once but i f'd up and put too much tap water instead of distilled water :stoned: ooops, i'm sure it would work if used right.

[FeedmeWeed]

what were they being charged with?

[dragonrider]

what were they being charged with?

Impersonating a penis.

[cman20118ut]

i was kinda hoping to get one cuz every spring/summer i have been drug tested through my job...had the same job for 3 years and i'm hoping not to lose it...looks like ill have to be clean this summer until the tests...my first year working there it was actually the day i got back from bonnaroo..talking about sneaky timing