Some call me the Jedi Master of smoking

[Petrali86]

Nice to meet all of you!! Anybody know how to make a signature? What kind of bud you guys got right now?

I'm holding purple.

I love grapes.

[DaBudhaStank]

If you click on User CP on the top of your screen it'll take you to your own profile and allow you to edit it, it'll say on the left "Edit Signature". Also, I hope you ARE a jedi master, we need more. And i have no nugget right now, lol.

Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, Hate leads to Suffering.
Suffering, leads to the dark side.

[Petrali86]

...not seeing the "edit signature" thingy

[Dutch Pimp]

Welcome ....Jedi scum...:thumbsup:...ps ...you need 50 posts for a sig

[Petrali86]

Oh I see! well this is my third! 47 more baby!!!

[DaBudhaStank]

...not seeing the "edit signature" thingy

haha it can be tricky. Do you see "User CP" at the top of your screen? its right above "Cannabis FAQS" on the dark green bar. click that, then look to the left when you get there, and its about a few inches down your screen if you dont move.

[LolaGal]

where do i get my cookies??? I want to come to the DARK side baby.

[Petrali86]

if they are double stuf oreos i will think about it..if not...


out of luck. i shall outsmoke all of you sith cannabis infadels.

[LolaGal]

Never shall you outsmoke us, I challenge you to a smoke off. Draw your bong and let us be about this contest. (Lolagal pulls out her bong-light sabre device and madly puffs)

BWAHHAHAAHa! Surrender or lose all.

[Petrali86]

Remember when Yoda fought that dude at the end of episode 2 and he was flipin around n crap! That is I.

Nobody can match my jedi, lightsaber mad hitting skillz.

I invented "the super hit"

[LolaGal]

LolaGal fumes madly as her eyes spin wildly looking for a way to overcome the Jedi flipping Yoda-type dude. Then she smiles evilest smile. The Jedi freezes in mid toke.

"Jedi" she whips out cool looking Star Wars Handheld type thingy. "This is the end of you! Remember in that first episode of SWs when Darth Vader's bunch blew up that whole planet?"

Then she unleashs her evilest plan yet......When LolaGal whips out her hand inside is the most powerful smoking device ever......SUPERBONG.

"Yes, you are right to fear my superbong!"( Her beauty was breath-taking, causing the Jedi to begin to like it here at cannabis.com) "For with it, I can smoke your whole planet in one toke, just like in episode I!!!!!!"

"Surrender now, or else I will toke your planet".

[Petrali86]

Impressive my dear.

That planet was no use to me, however, toking a planet and killing billions is not exactly cool.

For that...Darth Lola..I unleash something very rare indeed.

I WHIP OUT THE MARY JANE SPECIALLY MADE LIGHTSABER, WITH A DARK GREEN BLADE.

Draw your weapon, and let us end this.

You need not perish my beautiful Lola....I can still turn you back to the light!

Don't make me destroy you.

[Dutch Pimp]

I invented "the super hit"


...apparently, you have never seen a TN sith lord take a hit...:bigsmoke:

[Petrali86]

I've seen alot of people and their mom take a hit...


Nobody can best this Jedi Master.:rastasmoke:

[LolaGal]

LolaGal knows at last she has met her match...although she felt should could bluff the Jedi Master into surrender... she knows now she must change her plan.

"Jedi Master, the thought of those millions dead is of no importance," "However, I will spare your planet for the time being until the harvest is over"

"I cannot bear the thought of all that good reefer dying" LolaGal sees that she has no weapon to match for the evil green blade of the force! Or does she??????

The Jedi Master IS a handsome devil, and LolaGal swiftly devises a new plan. She will overcome the Jedi with OTHER weapons. This puts a luscious smile on her beautiful lips. "We will call a truce for now and I will spare your planet. However you must assist all us here at Cannabis.com until we have no further use for you."

The Jedi knows he will never return to his planet again....he is forever LolaGal's prisoner. "What is your answer Jedi?" LolaGal was too beautiful too resist......



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[DTRave420]

That was awesome!!!

Welcome to Cannabis.com!!!:stoned:

[Petrali86]

You dare try and seduce me to yourself and the darkside?

This Jedi Master cannot resist Lola....

*Jedi falls to his knees*

I shall obey Lord Smoker Lola. Until the time has come for the student to become the TRUE master.

I'm yours.

[Dutch Pimp]

It's been a long time since I saw a female sith. Darth Elvira....now Darth Lola.

[Petrali86]

Lord Lola demolishes Elvira in beauty...and power.

[LolaGal]

LolaGal smiles again, her long hair sways in the slight breeze. "At last my plan has come to fruition!" She slowly puts away the SUPERBONG in her shoulder holster.

"You WILL come to the dark side eventually, my dear" "I can wait as long as it takes"

With that LolaGal turns to her stash of killer buds. "Smoke this and forget about the force Jedi".

[Petrali86]

TO THE DOME BABY!!!!!!