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Ocram
03-15-2005, 04:57 PM
Hey I have an idea...lol....might be the weed you let me know if it sounds good..hahaha....OK so all the stoners of the world that are fed up with modern life and Society..that wanna leave the "Rat Race".. We should all cash in all our life savings and buy an Island an start a new Country sorta. would be great simple living we can all pitch in an build villages farms for food and Weed..(of course) have. Can set up to be self suffecient would be pretty cool ....lol ....or a pretty cool dream anyway...lol Take it easy all!!!!.......I Love Weed!!!

ermitonto
03-15-2005, 05:03 PM
Well, it's not that easy to just create a nation, since pretty much every island that exists is owned by a government that isn't going to just sell it to a bunch of potheads so they can start a country. It might be possible to create an artificial island of some sort, but we would have to somehow get it to adhere to the Montevideo Convention (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montevideo_Convention) to become a recognized nation.

Ocram
03-15-2005, 05:10 PM
Well, it's not that easy to just create a nation, since pretty much every island that exists is owned by a government that isn't going to just sell it to a bunch of potheads so they can start a country. It might be possible to create an artificial island of some sort, but we would have to somehow get it to adhere to the Montevideo Convention (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montevideo_Convention) to become a recognized nation.
LOL I know but would be awesome tho.......lol.... with enough Money my friend you can do ANYTHING!!.....money (as bullshit as it is) is power!!!!..............I Love Weed!!!!

ermitonto
03-15-2005, 05:13 PM
True, but a mass exodus to the Netherlands accomplishes pretty much the same thing without all the sticky politics.

az666
03-15-2005, 05:14 PM
yeah diude that would be fuckin awsome....i dont think it would work tho :( (for many many reasons)
but still it would be AMAZING!!

ermitonto
03-15-2005, 05:19 PM
Even if we could establish a country, we'd end up on Bush's Evil Country List (because drugs = terrorism) and it wouldn't be long before Marines showed up at our communal farms.

Ocram
03-15-2005, 05:24 PM
Even if we could establish a country, we'd end up on Bush's Evil Country List (because drugs = terrorism) and it wouldn't be long before Marines showed up at our communal farms.
LOL Damm Bush..why wont he just die of "natural causes" already!!!!!!!...I Love Weed!!!!!

Ammie
03-15-2005, 05:36 PM
thats a nice thought, to bad it cant be a reality :(

mellowman420
03-15-2005, 08:32 PM
i think the country would be too power for bush 2 do anything about it. Bush hasn't done shit to Amsterdam and probably never will. It would be a peaceful place anyways. you guys send me the plans and i will help get it going :)

robert42
03-15-2005, 08:33 PM
Theres a party in my pants and yall invited :D

kiwi
03-15-2005, 09:13 PM
:D Ocram baby....sounds like a good idea my friend. :D

Rarrr
03-16-2005, 02:43 PM
Fuck the government! Fuck society!! AND MOST OF ALL FUCK THE IGNORANCE THAT SEEMS TO COME WITH THE TWO STATED!!!
I should be able to smoke weed if i want to and shouldnt have to abide to laws that are outdated and unnecessary. I say to anyone that reads this to keep smokin weed until they want to stop not when the governemnt thinks but lets not start on the government bcos the list is too long. Anyway although the idea is good there are too many whod oppose such a developement...

confused
03-16-2005, 04:21 PM
my mums bf has an island but i dont know what goverment or w/e it ruled by i just remember his dad talking about giving it to him if he didnt go bak to mental hopital in 3 years but i dont wvea his dad was drunk or not

slipnslide087
03-16-2005, 04:28 PM
he was drunk

Looker
03-16-2005, 05:31 PM
SOUNDS BETTER THAN "SURVIVOR" ...

AS LONG AS THERE ARE HOT BABES THERE COUNT ME IN....

robert42
03-16-2005, 05:36 PM
my mums bf has an island but i dont know what goverment or w/e it ruled by i just remember his dad talking about giving it to him if he didnt go bak to mental hopital in 3 years but i dont wvea his dad was drunk or not

Hey Jimmy son, i need you to stay away from the mental home and avoid gettin help for your problems so hopefully in 2 years time youll be caught FRYING SOMEONES BRAINS AND EATING THEM. if you do that ill give you a island.

YEAA..... COS WEVE ALL HEARD THAT B4. :p

Ammie
03-16-2005, 05:51 PM
make it somewhere nice and hot so we dont have to wear to much clothing :D. who likes to be that restricted :confused:

ParadiseLife
03-16-2005, 08:23 PM
Wish it were true if life was that kool id want to live forever

deadboy
03-16-2005, 09:01 PM
I want to live on the naked stoner island too. I vote for a no money communal type island where we all pitch in and grow stuff and share the crops. Free love too. Maybe we could sell some of the drugs so we could hire our favourite bands to play live there. I nominate ocram for mayor.
I love weed too

robert42
03-16-2005, 09:01 PM
WHY NOT A BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN IONCE SAW SIMPSONS AND THERE WAS NO LAWS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEA IS THIS TRUE?

dazedandcontributing
03-16-2005, 10:11 PM
if ur serious about making a nation of pot heads and drug users there is a small village in amsterdam that has a self thriving system of trade amongst them selves some people make hemp clothing others shoes some just trade pot for everything but pot is the currency isnt that beautiful lol and yea down with bush evil bastard better watch what u say though cause u know he is watching us all lol paranoid?

dazedandcontributing
03-16-2005, 10:13 PM
and yes about a 100 miles off shore of every country[mayvary] is cosidered international waters but that just means there are no laws and as funny as it sounds there are pirates

chix4bud
03-16-2005, 10:27 PM
i volunteer to cook and i nominate looker for prez......... ;)

az666
03-16-2005, 10:37 PM
make it somewhere nice and hot so we dont have to wear to much clothing :D. who likes to be that restricted :confused:

Me ;)

bongo
03-18-2005, 01:09 AM
If you owned property can you seceed from the union. Cause states can. Then you can start a new place. I think it would be fun to live with the land. Very primitive I've wondered too, what would happen if you just packed up and went in the woods for the rest of your life. hhmmmm Yeah and fuck bush of course

Buck268
03-18-2005, 01:19 AM
thats a nice thought, to bad it cant be a reality :(


Balderdash. Lets all just form a little "compound" and then "inform" them they we are succeeding and declare our self-sovergnty.

ParadiseLife
03-18-2005, 07:10 AM
Dont dout the wounderful dream. you will jix me from making it happen

bonedaddytex
03-18-2005, 10:49 AM
i am trying to find out some infromatin with pictures on how to clip my plants i,m growing in town to grow short and bushy. could you email me at [email protected] if you have any info or links to live chat rooms,,,thanks

NowhereMan
03-22-2005, 07:06 AM
If you owned property can you seceed from the union. Cause states can. Then you can start a new place. I think it would be fun to live with the land. Very primitive I've wondered too, what would happen if you just packed up and went in the woods for the rest of your life. hhmmmm Yeah and fuck bush of course


I've wondered too, what would happen if you just packed up and went in the woods for the rest of your life.
when you get there
first off ingore the sign says welcome to wild wonderfull west virginia

question is
how long would rest your life be ?

and there is no way the fed s gonna let nobody succeed from no union


smoke on

Encatuse
03-22-2005, 07:26 AM
and yes about a 100 miles off shore of every country[mayvary] is cosidered international waters but that just means there are no laws and as funny as it sounds there are pirates

Man. The pirates would come to find our eternally stoned island and they'd kick all our asses and leave before we could sober up and fight back. That would blow.

Ammie
03-22-2005, 04:01 PM
Me ;)
that figgers :rolleyes:

robert42
03-22-2005, 04:16 PM
what pirates are real????

:-s

how the fuck am i gna sleep at nite now knowin that!

what a way tokill my hopes.

Ammie
03-22-2005, 04:38 PM
if pirates are real i hope they all look like jonny depp :drools: he can take me captive anyday ;)

DrGonzo
03-22-2005, 05:30 PM
lol if there be pirates then by god we'll have ninjas!

I'll make a dojo on this new island, you must be l33t to enter (or naked that works too)

but in any case sign me up for this island! I will act as legal counsel to the people. and also as coconut tanning oil applier. wink wink, nudge nudge.

EverydayJunglist
03-22-2005, 05:37 PM
WHY NOT A BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN IONCE SAW SIMPSONS AND THERE WAS NO LAWS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEA IS THIS TRUE?

international waters..i think its true.That was a good episode.They were air guitarrin to china grove by the doobie bros.good times

Edgar
03-22-2005, 06:59 PM
that boat idea actually sounds possible... We should try it :p

Ammie
03-22-2005, 07:02 PM
that boat idea actually sounds possible... We should try it :p
yes indeedy......but........no crack heads :eek:

az666
03-22-2005, 07:18 PM
international waters..i think its true.That was a good episode.They were air guitarrin to china grove by the doobie bros.good times


i think there are international laws tho...i might b wrong i dont know..other wise when your on a cruise or whateva you could kill n shit....just a thought?

robert42
03-22-2005, 07:19 PM
wwell itwas my idea so i think i should be king of the boat.

ill be known from now as Captain Birdseye untill i think of a better name.

UNTIL THEN
UP UP AND AWAY!

libramom30
03-22-2005, 07:40 PM
o.k. so we can't have an island, but we can still dream =o) ........wouldn't it be nice just to walk around and smoke a blunt without anyone looking at you or feeling paranoid, they'd be STONED too!!! I'll come live on your "island". Actually there is an Island where it's legal. My best friend is from there and so is half the employee's at my job. Micronesia, it's actually legal to walk around and smoke. You can buy a plant over there for like $50.00 I thought it was bullshit too, but she brought me a book on her island, and sure enough. BUT.....women are looked down on if they smoke weed. It's a "man" thing I guess.....all the guys at my work think I'm terrible for smoking. "It's not for women" one of them told me. But yet they all buy it from me. Go figure!!!!!
Well, just woke up, got light up......I'll be back once I've got my mind in the "right" place. Happy Smokin'!!!!!

Gothen
03-22-2005, 10:25 PM
If you think about it, it is actually possible. As long as everybody agrees that we use no kind of monetary system, that would be a wonderful start. And also the fact that we would all have to have a job of some sort, but it would be the kind of job where we don't get paid, we do it to help ourselves and the community.
From there, weed would also have to be free. Meaning, if you have weed, toke it up with you and some friends. Everyone would share their weed unless it's only enough for one person. But, if you have a half ounce, you have to share it. If anyone is found not sharing WEED (....and SUPPLIES, I s'pose) they would be sent to the nearest island and left there. I don't think going barabaric and kicking them in the water is the stoner way. We have to be NICE about this. ^_^

Also, as to Bush trying to destry us...think about it, if he did. We're an island of defenseless potheads who have no weapons of mass destruction, no money etc etc. We're a simple farming community that likes to toke up on the Green Piece of Heaven. If he DID destroy us, you could kiss his sorry ass goodbye. The UN would have a frickin' FIELD DAY!


I know none of this will probably not ever happen, but it's 100% plausible, and possible. It's just a stretch. We'd have to find an uninhabited, unclaimed island. We'd have to have money to purchase said island, or at least have the ability to claim it to the world saying "IT'S OURS NOW!" We'd have some sort of government set up, though I doubt that would be a problem. Most potheads are laid back with a "Calm down." attitude. Murderers wouldn't cause too much of a problem, we'd have no thieves because we'd have no money, though.....if someone is found stealing anything, boot them out. If they're caught stealing weed.........we lock them in a room with nothing but three meals and drink a day, no weed for at least 6 months. I know it sounds harsh, but see if they ever try and steal it again. I bet you they wouldn't. ^_~

Edgar
03-22-2005, 10:37 PM
Yeah we should start a micronation like sealand... What shall we name it? How bout stoner island or potopolis or the republic of ganja :p , or whatever, I'm open to suggestions.

Ocram
03-28-2005, 10:44 PM
I Wanna Go Dammit!!!

ermitonto
03-28-2005, 10:59 PM
I think we should name it Cuntface, just so every world map would have to contain the word Cuntface.

tagnamestek
03-28-2005, 11:03 PM
aktually i just skipped a bunkh of posts but its not 100 miles. after 3 miles its konsidered international seas. and i have this book that tells how to rob fort knox and get away wit it. mabey we should do that, then go to kuba whikh aktually we kould do all in one night, and onse there buy an island somewhere else. bam

hempilation311
03-28-2005, 11:11 PM
If you think about it, it is actually possible. As long as everybody agrees that we use no kind of monetary system, that would be a wonderful start. And also the fact that we would all have to have a job of some sort, but it would be the kind of job where we don't get paid, we do it to help ourselves and the community.
From there, weed would also have to be free. Meaning, if you have weed, toke it up with you and some friends. Everyone would share their weed unless it's only enough for one person. But, if you have a half ounce, you have to share it. If anyone is found not sharing WEED (....and SUPPLIES, I s'pose) they would be sent to the nearest island and left there. I don't think going barabaric and kicking them in the water is the stoner way. We have to be NICE about this. ^_^

Also, as to Bush trying to destry us...think about it, if he did. We're an island of defenseless potheads who have no weapons of mass destruction, no money etc etc. We're a simple farming community that likes to toke up on the Green Piece of Heaven. If he DID destroy us, you could kiss his sorry ass goodbye. The UN would have a frickin' FIELD DAY!


I know none of this will probably not ever happen, but it's 100% plausible, and possible. It's just a stretch. We'd have to find an uninhabited, unclaimed island. We'd have to have money to purchase said island, or at least have the ability to claim it to the world saying "IT'S OURS NOW!" We'd have some sort of government set up, though I doubt that would be a problem. Most potheads are laid back with a "Calm down." attitude. Murderers wouldn't cause too much of a problem, we'd have no thieves because we'd have no money, though.....if someone is found stealing anything, boot them out. If they're caught stealing weed.........we lock them in a room with nothing but three meals and drink a day, no weed for at least 6 months. I know it sounds harsh, but see if they ever try and steal it again. I bet you they wouldn't. ^_~


sounds like a cool version of communism.

dark0ne
09-01-2005, 06:08 AM
i'm in, can i be tattoe THE PLANE THE PLANE! just kidding. but this shit is gonna hit, HARD like chaos and people going crazy and stuff. shit i'm an stoned..................REAL STONED :) !

amydan420
09-01-2005, 06:21 AM
I'd love to go, I have $1.37 to contribute, and we could all keep warm with the t-shirts that arent selling. PUFF, PUFF, PASS GIVE ME BACK MY GRASS!

Torog
09-01-2005, 12:51 PM
and yes about a 100 miles off shore of every country[mayvary] is cosidered international waters but that just means there are no laws and as funny as it sounds there are pirates
Howdy Y'all,

Yup..there are pirates..folks know that they best be armed well,in the Bahama's,for instance. I would love to help form a defense force..just be sure to give me adequate funding ! We would need some patrol boats,equipped with some .50 cals and radar,as well as some good com equipment. We'd need an airstrip too..to fly in supplies and such. I wouldn't like being a cop..someone else would have to fill that role..they would mostly be needed for folks who git drunk and disorderly..as I can't imagine stoners stealing from each other. We could make our own wine,beer and whiskey and sell it to help build our infrastructure and such. We could also grow hemp for food, fuel and fiber,and sell those products too.

Have a good one !

jimbones
09-01-2005, 02:45 PM
DREAM ON!!!!
and quit smoking all that weed lol just kidding toke brother smoke on little sister play on drummer.

xNoa
09-01-2005, 03:37 PM
hah yeh thatd be great
damn id be willing to move to some island, no taxes, live life how it was meant to be lived.. not controlled.. it actually saddens me thinking how good things could be, compared to how they are..

Euphoric
09-01-2005, 06:16 PM
islands in the tropics usually only range about $1 - 10 million. whos rich? :D

zebedee
09-01-2005, 06:19 PM
ther was a thing on TV about a guy who tried to start his own soveriegn state in his house. I wish i'd watched it now so i could make a clever comment.

acidtrip
09-02-2005, 12:51 AM
Man, this could seriously be done all we'd need is LOTS of money, but I couldn't imagine a better life, if this ever happened you could count me in for sure!

D.Boone
09-02-2005, 01:14 AM
actually u can buy an island because the dude that owns virgin records did. i saw it on mtv cribs. he has his own private island in the carribean its not very big just barely big enuff to fit his house and a yard and some trees buts its his own private island. i have no iedea what country its affiliated too tho.

OreO
09-02-2005, 05:45 AM
actually u can buy an island because the dude that owns virgin records did. i saw it on mtv cribs. he has his own private island in the carribean its not very big just barely big enuff to fit his house and a yard and some trees buts its his own private island. i have no iedea what country its affiliated too tho.

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